Sex

Study: Teen sex down for both males and females

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Sexting is everywhere and with the hypersexualization of all our media, you’d think kids would be getting it in at alarming rates. According to a new study from the Centers for Disease Control…not so much. Read more

Sorry Japan, but you’re not getting the ‘Saints Row’ dildo bat

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In an odd turn of events, us Americans are getting the phallic weapon in our copies of the game, whereas those who live in the land of used panties vending machines are left high and dry. Read more

7 of the worst things men put up with for sex

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The common euphemism used when describing the male motivation is that, “men often think with the wrong head.” This is true. The fact that we use the one between our shoulders for even one percent of our daily activities is both shocking and ineffective. But it’s a necessary evil, as the big head is the one that does all of the horizontal mambo planning. Read more

8 reasons she might choose to have sex with you

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Have you ever wanted to pinpoint the exact reason why a woman chooses to caress you down? At the time it’s happening we don’t give a sweet damn why, but right now our heads aren’t clouded with thoughts of getting biblical with some hot strange, so why don’t we focus? Read more

Store has to tell people not to try on condoms before buying them

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Having had sex once or twice in my life, I like to consider myself an expert. But apparently, there’s much for me to learn as one Walgreens had to put this sign on the sexual health aisle of their store. Read more

Ohio man had sex with inflatable raft, according to police

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'Sex with an inflatable raft? That's a paddlin'.'

Ah the magic that a man can only experience when having sex with an inflatable raft. That’s what we’re talking about today in this story of an Ohio man named Edwin Tobergta of making sweet sweet love to a pool raft in Hamilton, Ohio. Read more

VIDEO: Instead of songs in Audiosurf, have you tried audio from adult videos instead?

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Tired of the same old songs in Audiosurf? How about porn instead? Familiar with Audiosurf? It’s a hybrid rythm/puzzle/racing game in which tracks are generated with whatever’s in your music library. Though it’ll work with pretty much any audio you give it. Read more

Doritos claims that your girlfriend prefers joysticks, just not yours

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Somewhat. You know how these “studies” go. Pretty much anything can be gleamed from anything at this point. But yeah, a few will have you believe that some women prefer gaming over sex.‪ Read more

Best misuse of game characters to shill unrelated crap ever

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For those who wondered if Ryu & Chun Li were ever an item, here you go. Read more

VIDEO: Now let the Taiwanese CGi news crew explain the Supreme Court’s ruling on violent video games

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If my long-winded (and thoroughly insightful) summation of the highest court of the land’s landmark decision didn’t do the job, perhaps the wacky folks at NMA TV can? Read more

7 keys to a successful one-night stand

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Maybe your girlfriend just dumped you or maybe you haven’t had sex since the 90′s or maybe you’re just really horny. Whatever the case may be, WebMd claims that there is no cure quite as effective as the one-night stand. However all it takes is a few missteps to turn a successful one-night stand into an absolute disaster. Read more