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What is the most wanted celebrity sex tape?

Douglas Charles — Wed, 02 May 2012 14:40:22 +0000

Sure we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but what celebrity sex tape do we REALLY want to see? Thanks to the fine folks at PornHub.com we have an answer. They took a survey (now there’s a job) and what follows are the top 10 celebs that people want to see getting naughty on camera.

10 Charlize Theron (1%)

9 Stacy Keibler (2%)

7 (Tie) Sofia Vergara (3%)

7 (Tie) Jennifer Love Hewitt (3%)

5 (Tie) Emma Stone (4%)

5 (Tie) Jessica Alba (4%)

4 Kate Upton (8%)

3 Emma Watson (23%)

1 (Tie) Rihanna (26%)

1 (Tie) Megan Fox (26%)

10 dumb celebrities who, surprisingly, don’t have sex tapes

Douglas Charles — Wed, 04 Apr 2012 16:50:53 +0000

It seems like yesterday when all you needed to become a celebrity was to just sleep with someone famous. Now it seems like that doesn’t even count for anything unless you have videotaped proof of it all over the Internet.

The ultimate bucket list for men: 50 things to do before you die

A. Isaac — Sun, 17 Jul 2011 12:00:59 +0000

Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends to share a few classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

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There are few things men can uniformly agree on. We spend most our time going back and forth on blondes vs. brunettes, curvy vs thin, boobs vs. butts, and more sports disagreements than we even care to include here. But undoubtedly, every man on earth can agree on this — live life to the fullest.

So before you breathe your last, before you kick the bucket, do some of the 50 things on this list.

50 Two Chicks At The Same Time
Peter Gibbons: “What would you do if you had a million dollars?”
Lawrence: “I’ll tell you what I’d do, man: two chicks at the same time, man.”

Unfortunately, Lawrence never gets his proper due for delivering one of the greatest lines in movie history. (“Office Space”-1999)

49 Attend Multiple Sporting Events In The Same Day
A single game may bring you joy but a second one can indeed be orgasmic for the diehard sports fan. Guyism’s advice? Shoot for a late autumn Saturday. A tailgate in the morning followed by an early afternoon college football game and then a NBA game at night. If you’re feeling extra saucy, rally the next day for a Sunday NFL tailgate/game.

48 Go To The Playboy Mansion
Some dream of a world free of war, others dream for an end to world hunger but for shallow men everywhere there is just one dream that stands head and shoulders above the rest. A trip to the Playboy Mansion. To just once enter the hallowed grounds and enjoy a cold beverage while bunnies run topless–just once. Truly, you would die a happy man.

47 Beat Up A Childhood Bully
Remember that kid that stole your milk money in elementary school? Remember that kid that pushed you off your bike? Well, thanks to Al Gore, we have this thing called the internet–so nobody is safe from a few good stalking techniques. Friend your old rival on Facebook and ask for a meet up. Then give him one in the kisser and run like hell.

46 Be A Groupie For A Girls Band
Gene Simmons allegedly slept with over 4600 women. Eric Clapton is well over the 1000 mark. And Bret Michaels, well, I’m sure a few hundred is a good estimate. Unfortunately, you don’t hear about the other side. Surely, there are female musicians who are feeling randy after a 4 hour concert right? So grab yourself a backstage pass and head off to the nearest Pussycat Dolls show. You won’t regret it.

45 Find Out If Jessica Simpson Is Indeed “Sexual Napalm”
Let’s ignore for a second that John Mayer is a gigantic douche and focus on his comments about former girlfriend Jessica Simpson. If a guy like Mayer, who has bedded Jennifer Aniston and Jennifer Love-Hewitt says some chick is “sexual napalm” in the sack, then by God, I want to know what all the fuss is about.

44 Run With The Bulls
A bit cliche? Perhaps. But there may not be a stronger will to live than running for your life from a wild beast. Just make sure you’re really fast or have an unbelievable tolerance for pain in the rare chance you get gored.

43 Twins
Of the 50, this may be the hardest one to achieve. There are approximately 5 million identical female twins in the world. Not only do you have to find them, but you somehow have to convince them that an incestual sexual romp is in their best interests. Good luck on that. If you pull it off, please let us know. We’ll humbly erect a statue in your honor sir.

42 Hitchhike All The Way Across The Country
We’ve all wanted to take that cross-country road trip with friends, but doing it with complete strangers? That’s a whole other animal. Assuming you don’t get hacked up to pieces by a serial killing trucker, the wild stories alone would make you the hit at any party.

41 Attempt The Century Club
The ultimate way to warm up for a weekend bachelor party–100 shots of beer in 100 minutes. If you can last sans throwing up, your reward is a blacked out night reminiscent of “The Hangover”. Just be careful not to steal Mike Tyson’s tiger. He’ll get a tad upset.

40 Attend A Victoria’s Secret Show In Person
For many men, a Victoria’s Secret catalog is responsible for several hours of alone time in the bathroom. Attending a show in person? Assuming you have the imagination of Leonardo DiCaprio in “Inception”, that’s at least a decades worth of spank material. Less than 20 feet away as Marisa Miller and Miranda Kerr strut in front of you in bra and panties…yes, please.

39 Participate In An Eating Contest
There isn’t a guy out there who hasn’t bragged about his eating prowess at least once. And while it’s one thing to eat 10 hot dogs at the family BBQ, it’s quite another to scarf down an obscene mountain of food when the heat is on. But what do you have to lose? Your dignity? Nah, you lost that a long time ago.

38 Successfully Photobomb A Bachelorette Party Picture
As men, we are required by law to enjoy a group of girls who are drunk and willing to sleep with you in the bar bathroom. But after awhile, even our Wilt Chamberlain-esque sexual libido cannot overcome the annoying shrill of a bachelorette party. So wait for that moment when the girls are gathered together for that one epic shot–you know, where the “duck face” is in full force and hop in right before the flash goes off.

Extra Credit: Include a crotch grab or a full-moon.

37 Hustle Someone At Pool
Putz around the table for a few minutes and use the wrong end of the stick to lull your opponent to sleep. Then when the timing is right, double your wager and attack the table like you’re the Black Widow. The only risk? If it’s not your home turf, odds are you’re getting your a– beat by a sore loser.

36 Join The Mile High Club
Everybody talks about it but few have actually done it. The pure logistics of a sexual escapade 35,000 feet up is dangerous enough. Getting caught by a flight attendant is not only embarrassing but may land you a fine or arrest upon landing. Your best bet to complete the task? Cross-country or international flight, preferably a red-eye, and wait for the flight attendant to pass out drinks. That should give you and the lucky lady enough time for two minutes of steaming hot action.

35 Get Into A Time Machine And Beat George Lucas Senseless For Making Indiana Jones 4
A few nights a year, I wake up in a cold sweat screaming “NO, NO!”. Unfortunately, I’m not reliving that drunken one night stand with fat Theresa in college. It’s much, much worse than that. Folks, we have to face this cold, hard fact–Indiana Jones and the Kingdom of the Crystal Skull was created. And the only way to rid ourselves of this pain is to find Doc Brown, get the Delorean and head back in time to beat George Lucas senseless.

34 Hit A Royal Flush
You’ve probably played poker for years–maybe you’ve even been lucky enough to hit a straight flush with your buddies. But a Royal Flush? Almost unheard of. The odds before a hand starts, about 1 in 650k. If you do hit it, make sure to walk away from the table never to play again. Retire right there on the spot.

VIDEO: Laurence Fishburne’s daughter Montana talks about her porn debut

Chris Spags — Fri, 30 Jul 2010 19:15:13 +0000

Ordinarily the news about Montana Fishburne, daughter of Laurence Fishburne, releasing a sex tape may not be a big deal. But this clip of Montana and porn star gentleman Brian Pumper discussing her filmed sex debut is nothing short of priceless. The audio on this is NSFW, so tread lightly.

Montana starts talking at about 2:40 in. Her quotes, including “I have a lot of at-home experience” and “I know what I do and I do it well,” are fairly fantastic.

But overall, I don’t care a whole lot about Montana Fishburne (though I wouldn’t mind watching her shame her family on film). That said, this Brian Pumper character is someone I want to get to know. I don’t even care in what capacity, I just want to hear him talk more about life, love, and the pursuit of new jailbait for perverts. It’s the American dream.

Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape cover has been released

Douglas Charles — Tue, 18 May 2010 19:00:40 +0000

This isn’t really news unless you’re into sex tapes, which luckily I am, but Vivid has released what the cover of Kendra Wilkinson’s sex tape Kendra Exposed will look like, so when you go into your local whack shack you’ll be able to spot it right away. Personally I am looking forward to seeing the Bonus Features like the blooper reel and the deleted scenes. In other Kendra sex tape news, RadarOnline says that Kendra’s manager is actually the one who got the tape brought to public light.

“Back in June of 2008, a guy who said he was Kendra’s manager, Matt Cohen, came up to me and said that she had a sex tape and was willing to sign off on it,” said Kevin Blatt, a celebrity sex tape broker.

“I deal with a lot of unsavory people in my industry and for someone to approach me and say Kendra has a tape and is willing to sign off on it while she was living at the mansion, I thought, ‘No way is this true.’ But in this case it was!”

Color me shocked. And I can totally see why Kendra’s husband Hank Baskett is so upset with all of this. I mean, what pro athlete in his right mind wants to have a sex tape star for a wife or girlfriend anyway?

By the way, screencaps of Kendra’s sex tape in 3… 2… 1…

Kendra Wilkinson sex tape set for release

Douglas Charles — Wed, 05 May 2010 17:45:01 +0000

Oh goodie… another sex tape… apparently there is a Kendra Wilkinson sex tape about to be released upon the general public. And no, it’s not with current husband Hank Baskett. Just what I needed, a sex tape of a woman I have already seen naked. C’mon people, we can do better!!

The purported Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is being released by the same company that brought us Kim Kardashian’s sex tape/claim to fame, Vivid Entertainment. And being the good sex soldiers that they are they are going to release the tape by the end of the month despite being sued by Kendra to stop its publication.

Vivid says in a press release: “The tape was brought to us by a third party and after consulting with our attorneys, we are confident in our right to distribute it. We’ve been trying to reach Kendra but have so far been unsuccessful.”

They’re calling the tape Kendra Exposed. Which, last time I checked is quite redundant since she was a Playboy centerfold famous for pretending to have sex with Hugh Hefner on the TV show The Girls Next Door.

“We believe this could be our all time best selling celebrity tape,” said Steve Hirsch, founder and co-chairman of the company.

“We know that Kendra has millions of fans and we feel that it’s rare to find well-produced, hardcore footage of a star of her magnitude.”

“Well-produced and hardcore.” That should be my motto.

Porn Company: We Will Release Kendra Sex Tape By End Of This Month [RadarOnline]

Megan Fox will not make a sex tape with you

Chris Spags — Wed, 26 Aug 2009 14:02:55 +0000

I haven’t seen this video anywhere though it appears to be a couple weeks old. Someone from The Site of Internet Heroes 4chan asked Megan Fox about making a sex tape with him in a relatively hilarious way during a Comic-Con panel. You can see his courageous question after the jump.

My logic is…it doesn’t hurt to ask, right? What’s the worst she says, no? You can’t get arrested for soliciting sex with a pretty lady. Unless your courtship process involves waving your penis around like a helicopter and asking ladies if they’d like to take flight. Then you might get charged, presumably for assault with a sexy weapon.

Also f the nerds who booed him after asking that. Yeah, you guys are so special. I’m sure she’ll love you for defending her honor against that scalliwag. Die in a diaper fire, all of you.

LEIGHTON MEESTER HAS A SEX TAPE!!!!

Chris Spags — Fri, 19 Jun 2009 14:23:34 +0000

Now I’m not putting this new on par with cancer being cured, but this is probably the greatest news that could possibly happen. Gossip Girl’s Leighton Meester allegedly has a sex tape being shopped around, according to TMZ.

Reports of a cameo by Lil Wayne are as yet unconfirmed

Spotted … “Gossip Girl” star Leighton Meester having sex with her BF… on video.

We’ve learned a Meester tape is being shopped around town. It was shot a few years back, and shows Leighton in mostly innocuous though nude scenes — with several big exceptions … one involving her very talented feet.

We’re told a company called celebhotline.com is negotiating for the video. The company’s spokesperson, Kevin Blatt told us, “We’ve seen the tape and we’re hoping to close the deal.”

We contacted Leighton’s rep but so far … no comment.

You can see the alleged photos of the sex tape here (NSFW, obviously).

I have to admit, I’m pretty jaded about a lot of these things usually. I’m not sure I’ve seen a celebrity sex tape and ever been like, “This is bringing something exciting to my life!” Seeing Kim Kardashian get railed and somehow not really show her boobs was one of the lowlights of my 2007. But man, this is going to be a treat to see Leighton Meester, arguably the hottest girl on Gossip Girl, getting sexy. It’s really surprising to me that a girl who was born in jail to white trash parents would end up prominently featured in the adult entertainment industry. All the strippers and whores I’ve ever met have just been trying to pay for college.

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Aussie teens love filming their sex

Chris Spags — Tue, 18 Mar 2008 18:16:54 +0000

Underaged sex acts? Video cameras? Tell me more about this Australia.

Police have reprimanded dozens of students at an Australian high school after a girl was filmed performing a sex act on a classmate and the footage was distributed to more than 100 other students.

Horrified relatives of the 15-year-old girl called New South Wales police after becoming aware she had been filmed and the footage had been sent to dozens of classmates at Woonona High School.

Police visited the school last week and questioned a number of students, The Daily Telegraph reported.

But detectives were thwarted from proceeding because students had deleted the footage from their phones after being addressed by the principal.

The girl told police the act had been consensual and she did not wish to file a complaint.

“It’s disgusting, really,” one mother who did not want to be named said.

I assume the girl was a wallabee. Like all women in Australia look like wallabees right? That’s just the way it works?

I really don’t see the big deal. I mean, yeah, ideally your daughter won’t be blowing guys on camera. But kids have sex. And many of your kids have access to technology. So it’s kind of a natural progression that they would be filming themselves having sex. So you should probably teach them more about sex. Specifically that having flash photography pointed at them when you have sex with someone isn’t a good idea. No matter how persuasive they are. Or how nice their pornographic Web site is. I’d be a great sex ed teacher if it weren’t for that damn Megan’s Law.