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Man faces 13 years in jail for giving ex exploding vibrator

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Exploding cigars are so 1930s. The hot new trend, according to one criminal case in Minnesota, is an exploding dildo. And his advancements in the field may result in a decade of jail time. Read more

Finally, the drive-thru sex toy shop we’ve all clamored for

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Banks, fast food, sex toys…these are the three pillars of the drive-thru commerce industry. That is, if you’re to believe Pleasures, an Alabama sex toy store that may be the US’s first drive-thru sex toy shop. Read more

VIDEO: Drunk guy harasses cop with dildo

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This is a video of a drunken German dude harassing a cop with a pretty pink dildo. What more can I tell you that’d possibly make the clip more appealing? Read more

Roxxy, the talking sex robot, officially unveiled

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There’s been a lot of buzz around Roxxxy, the world’s first “realistic looking” sex ROBOT. Now, available for a paltry $7,000, you can officially buy Roxxxy. Hopefully you’ll give her a classier name. I don’t think she’ll be spending her time away from you as an accountant with a name with three X’s in it. Read more

Sex toys are going “Green”

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Much like Miss Piggy’s strap-on, sex toys are finally going green. According to a global summit, the sex toy industry, which accounts for $15 billion in annual sales, are embracing a green philosophy, ditching the traditional batteries for a man-powered hand crank. Read more

Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2 knows its audience

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The new Call of Duty game, Call of Duty: Modern Warfare 2, is expected to be one of the top selling games this holiday season. It has guns, helicopters, and adorable outfits…what more can a man want? But if you weren’t sold on the game before, you may very well be now based on this ... Read more

Ummm…pass.

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The Fleshlight is a popular tool for a man’s solo ventures into the world of sexuality. It also looks like Thomas the Tank Engine. But this Halloween, the Fleshlight company has made a little extra tweak to its product. One that’s a bit perturbing. Read more

Thomas the Tank Engine is so sexy

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Have you ever looked at Thomas the Tank Engine and thought, hmm…he looks like someone I know? Well you were half right, presuming you’re a big fan of inanimate sex toys. Maybe NSFW (assuming you work somewhere extremely conservative that thinks non-sexual objects can NSFW) photo after the jump. Read more

Eggs just got sexy

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For years I’ve felt like my “solo time” has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets. Read more

Scrabble's Word of the Day is educational

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Apparently every day on Hasbro’s Web site, there’s a Scrabble Word of the Day. Sunday’s was extremely educational. Read more

Have you ever wanted to insert Barack Obama inside of you?

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Well sir and/or madame, here’s your chance! The new “Head O State” dildo offers all of the hot Barack Obama action without any of the Obama mess! Read more