Sex with robots

VIDEO: This machine will give you a BJ. Seriously.

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Parts of the world are perplexed by escalators, other parts have made make-out robots, but that’s all moot. There is now a machine that will, uh, extract your sperm in a blow-y fashion. Read more

VIDEO: A hearing over Maryland’s new same-sex marriage bill goes awry

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My very limited research (i.e. Googling, then getting distracted by Brooklyn Decker pictures) shows that the guy in this video, Robert Broadus, has something of a disreputable political past. But his comments on Maryland’s SB 116 bill’s proposal of the legalization of gay marriage, invoking people having sex with robots and “The Lion King”, are ... Read more

Telekinetics

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Via ChannelAte comes this comic about the first applications of telekinetics. Read more

The world of tomorrow, today!

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I often masturbate thinking of what the future would be like, with my robot maid and her sassy attitude and skirt that shows off her pleasure chip. She knows what she’s doing. But when you look at the world of today, as seen through the eyes of the past, here’s what our lives look like. ... Read more

The house of toooooomorrowwwwwwwww

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Microsoft built a house of the future and it’s about as splendidly lazy as you’d imagine. Take a look. I don’t know how I feel about this. We’re pretty lazy already, I can’t imagine that making it so we have to do any less is actually going to be good for people. Most of America ... Read more

Finally, robots fighting in a meaningful way

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Rock’em Sock’em Robots are for gays. Check out these badass robots engaging in the most deadly sport of all: Robot Ultimate Fighting. Just think…if we’re this close to robots that can murder each other, we must be mere years away from robots designed to pleasure you. Not just physically (which may be slightly overrated because ... Read more

I need to know more about this image.

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Okay so look, it’s totally lazy blogging to just post an image and go “TA DA!” but what the hell is going on here? I get that this isn’t a real robot (UNLESS ROBOTS CAN NOW STEAL HUMAN ARMS…DON’T PUT IT PAST THEM!!!), but a Google search isn’t yielding anything and neither are any social ... Read more