Sex with robots June 1, 2009

The world of tomorrow, today!

I often masturbate thinking of what the future would be like, with my robot maid and her sassy attitude and skirt that shows off her pleasure chip. She knows what she's doing. But when you look at the world of today, as seen through the eyes of the past, here's what our lives look

Sex with robots May 15, 2009

The house of toooooomorrowwwwwwwww

Microsoft built a house of the future and it’s about as splendidly lazy as you’d imagine. Take a look.

I don’t know how I feel about this. We’re pretty lazy already, I can’t imagine that making it so we have to do any less is actually going to be

Sex with robots October 23, 2008

Finally, robots fighting in a meaningful way

Rock’em Sock’em Robots are for gays. Check out these badass robots engaging in the most deadly sport of all: Robot Ultimate Fighting.

Just think…if we’re this close to robots that can murder each other, we must be mere years away from robots designed to pleasure you. Not just physically

Sex with robots September 9, 2008

I need to know more about this image.

Okay so look, it’s totally lazy blogging to just post an image and go “TA DA!” but what the hell is going on here?

I get that this isn’t a real robot (UNLESS ROBOTS CAN NOW STEAL HUMAN ARMS…DON’T PUT IT PAST THEM!!!), but a Google