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The world’s oldest known sex toy also used to start fires

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The world’s oldest known sex toy also used to start fires

Say what you will about cavemen, but they really knew how to get their mileage out of rocks and other assorted worthlessness. For example, there’s this 30,000 year-old bit of siltstone that’s a sex toy which was also, apparently, used to start fires.

Quote of the Day

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Quote of the Day

If you were a cop, you might find it somewhat difficult to avoid abusing your power. It's human nature to indulge in bad things, as evidenced through studies like the Stanford Prison Experiment. So while there's no doubt this 60 year-old Swedish policeman who

Rabbi jailed for his claims of magical jizz, charging women for sex

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Rabbi jailed for his claims of magical jizz, charging women for sex

A former Israeli Defense Ministry is accused of a lot of bad things, primary among them being charging women for access to his semen and claiming it has the power to heal their body and soul. So, yes, you're reading that correctly; he was paid by women to skeet upon them under the guise that it would

Man goes to the wrong house for an orgy invite, gropes someone

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Man goes to the wrong house for an orgy invite, gropes someone

A Connecticut man went on Craigslist looking for the hottest updates in the world of "strangers welcome" group sex events. Unfortunately, someone put up a bogus ad, leaving the man to go to an incorrect place. After being asked to leave, he did the logical thing, allegedly coming back to grope the

Nurse fired for sex with husbands of cancer victims

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Nurse fired for sex with husbands of cancer victims

Nurses are expected to be the gentle gatekeeper at a hospital, often providing a contrast to overly busy and sometimes uncaring doctors. So this English nurse allegedly having sex with the husbands of recently deceased cancer patients seems like a natural, albeit completely horrible, extension of a

19-year-old female cop fired for wanting to bone everyone

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19-year-old female cop fired for wanting to bone everyone

Here's a fun one...an Australian 19-year-old working as a police officer was kicked off the force for conduct unbecoming of a police officer. She sued, but lost her unfair dismissal claim. The reason she was fired: Attempting to have sex with every man in uniform. Oh and lying about witnesses and

Woman robbed during the Worst One Night Stand Ever

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Woman robbed during the Worst One Night Stand Ever

The world of sex with a stranger can be exciting, terrifying, and occasionally burning. But throughout the annals of one night stands, this one has to be pretty high on the list of awful: A woman brought home a man to her NYC apartment for some loving. Small problem...during the act, her new lover

Restaurant invites patrons to have sex in its bathrooms

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Restaurant invites patrons to have sex in its bathrooms

Restaurants are always a bit desperate to get people in their doors, so it's not uncommon to see "unique" marketing ideas to bring in the customers. But how about sex in the restaurant's bathrooms? One restaurant in the Toronto area is making a bet that this will be their ticket to riches this

Roxxy, the talking sex robot, officially unveiled

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Roxxy, the talking sex robot, officially unveiled

There's been a lot of buzz around Roxxxy, the world's first "realistic looking" sex ROBOT. Now, available for a paltry $7,000, you can officially buy Roxxxy. Hopefully you'll give her a classier name. I don't think she'll be spending her time away from you as an accountant with a name with three X's

Argentina’s female president says pork is better than Viagra

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Argentina’s female president says pork is better than Viagra

Apparently hacky comedians have been wrong for years with their litany of Viagra jokes: At a recent televised speech, Argentina's president Cristina Fernandez declared that she had recently learned pork was better than Viagra and that "things went well for her , so it