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Store has to tell people not to try on condoms before buying them

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Having had sex once or twice in my life, I like to consider myself an expert. But apparently, there’s much for me to learn as one Walgreens had to put this sign on the sexual health aisle of their store. Read more

How to join the Mile High Club: Ask a Dutch prostitution agency

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The Mile High Club has been an elusive dream in this post-9/11 world (damn you terrorism). But now, there is a way…an Amsterdam-based escort service called Girl’s Company is offering a gal and a plane to make your dreams come true. Read more

Ohio man had sex with inflatable raft, according to police

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'Sex with an inflatable raft? That's a paddlin'.'

Ah the magic that a man can only experience when having sex with an inflatable raft. That’s what we’re talking about today in this story of an Ohio man named Edwin Tobergta of making sweet sweet love to a pool raft in Hamilton, Ohio. Read more

VIDEO: Couple’s bar make-out/dry-hump session interrupted by a boner grab

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As you head into the weekend and attempt a hook-up at your local watering hole, keep in mind that there are cameras watching you make-out and dry hump. And, occasionally, a dude who’ll grab your erection for no particular reason. Awkward. Read more

Woman arrested after buying hooker for 80-year-old dad

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Apparently one Tampa woman’s calendar was off since she spent Easter weekend giving her elderly dad the best Father’s Day gift ever. Read more

Girl-on-girl sexual harassment at the Waffle House is as foxy as you’d imagine

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I know whenever I’ve stepped foot in a Waffle House, I’ve thought, “Damn, this place is classy and full of hot chicks.” Well keep your pants on as best you can while I tell you this tale of Jennifer Pulsifer, a woman accused of sexually harassing a female coworker at a Waffle House in Louisiana. Read more

Men named Chris get laid more than any others; Edward, Dylan, and Frank fare the worst

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A dating Web site called SmartDate.com poll almost 20,000 men (and a similar number of women) who use their site to find out who’s having the most sex. The results show that guys with an “S” at the end of the name fare the best. Read more

VIDEO: This is what a sex robot deep-throating a sausage looks like

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Many of the world’s greatest questions remain unanswered, but here’s one that now has a satisfying solution: What does a female sex robot look like blowing a sausage? Strap on your automaton learning hats, folks…this video is a real delight. Read more

VIDEO: The live-action “Simpsons” porn parody the world has been waiting for

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Does the idea of Marge and Homer Simpson making a sex tape excite you? What about if they were REAL PEOPLE?!?! If your jaw just hit the floor, I’d A) Recommend you see a medical professional as that seems like a serious problem in need of medical treatment and B) Look at this ridiculous (yet ... Read more

Man faces 13 years in jail for giving ex exploding vibrator

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Exploding cigars are so 1930s. The hot new trend, according to one criminal case in Minnesota, is an exploding dildo. And his advancements in the field may result in a decade of jail time. Read more

VIDEO: Finally, a pro-sexting PSA

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If you have children, it’s easy to get caught up in the notion that it could be your daughter sending sexy photos to untrustworthy boys (the same could be said if your son is a professional athlete of any sort, particularly a spokesman for Wrangler jeans). But there’s no denying that girls of legal age ... Read more