Shit

Teacher sends kid home with bag of crap

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Teaching can be frustrating. Little kids running around, yelling, soiling themselves. So sometimes you’ve got to teach them a lesson. That lesson: When you crap yourself, shove the evidence into your bag and take it home with you. Read more

Man being tried for robbery goes crazy, smears crap on everyone

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Getting tried for a crime can be stressful on anyone. But there are probably better ways to handle it than smearing crap on the face of your lawyer then throwing more at the jury. Read more

A NERF chaingun and a helpful chart on what to say during sex

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This is your last update of 2008 so I should make it a good one. Only I’m not because there’s f’ing nothing extremely funny on the Internet right now (see what happens when I take a semi-vacation?) and I’m a lazy lazy man when I don’t “have” to do work. So here’s the best things ... Read more

Giant feces destroys Swiss town

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Artist Paul McCarthy makes some real crapty art…LITERALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anyway, puns aside, his big inflatable dog poo art “Complex Shit” destroyed the museum it was housed in and damaged nearby houses and land in an unspeakable act of fecal violence. A giant inflatable dog poo has caused chaos, breaking windows and pulling down power lines, after ... Read more