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Woman sodomizes and scalds male neighbor, says it was a “joke”

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When you’re looking for a witty prank, you might get that can of springing snakes or the bubble gum the snaps on your finger or leaving out a fake blood test for your girlfriend. But clearly you’re not funny, like this woman in Maine was looking for a hilarious joke to play on a passed-out ... Read more

Man calls 911 five times in an attempt to get laid

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Just a helpful reminder…when seeking a booty call and your cell phone is out of minutes, try to avoid dialing 911. If you’re like this guy and call asking for sex five times, you’ll quickly learn that 911 blows as a wingman. Read more

Woman calls 911 because boyfriend won’t marry her

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In the annals of crazy women, you’d find probably every woman ever because they’re all insane in some way. BUT! you’d probably find this woman close to the top of the pack because she called 911 after her boyfriend refused to marry her. And she did this multiple times. Read more

Man sues Axe for not getting him laid

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If one were to believe the Axe advertisements perpetually on TV, you might think that as soon as you spray Axe on yourself that you’d be violently gang-raped by a wandering troop of women. One man in India is wishing he had such an experience, so he’s suing the company for undisclosed damages. Read more

This Obama hater is well-spoken

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President Obama stirs strong feelings out of certain segments of society. For example, this intelligent fellow, who doesn’t want Obama to “take his dip.” NSFW language unless you work for David Duke. Read more