Smelly things

For the smelly asshole in your life

So it looks like this is a real product, but can you ever truly tell in this crazy Internet of ours. Meet the ASpray, for your funky odors. I don’t know about you, but I wouldn’t use a thing that can clean my fabric on my delicate, supple skin. Additionally, if you need that entire ... Read more

What if the stock market were a blaxploitation film?

Since I will undoubtedly post any video that combines blaxploitation, murder, and financial humor, here’s one with Common starring as a Shaft-like character named Dow Jones. Yeah, I’ve got nothing else to add to that, so I have this unrelated observation. You know what sucks? When you’re sitting on the bus or train and someone ... Read more