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VIDEO: Pick-up artistry is dead thanks to the guys at this convention

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I believe there are some merits to the theories of pick-up artists. I’m not saying you need to put on your biggest feather boa, but you could certainly extrapolate something. Well, nevermind. In this video is a gathering of pick-up artists in a mall (in D.C., I believe) and…well…failures at life would not be a ... Read more

VIDEO: Christian tips for picking up women are awkward, hilarious

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When you think of a group of people who’d be particularly good at pulling women, who’s the first that comes to mind? That’s right: Dedicated Christians. Here’s a video designed to help you pick up chicks…the Christian way! Read more

Boobs vs little kid ends in a knockout

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Kids can injure themselves on anything, whether it’s a garbage can or some small plastic toy or the pit of spikes I keep in my yard (the sign clearly says, “Do not fall onto these spikes.” Stupid kids). For further proof of this phenomenon check out this video of a small child running headfirst into ... Read more

Fox News will get you laid

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Fox News is a joke of a news outlet, which is fine, because they have hot chicks like Ainsley Earnhardt. But she didn’t expect to get hit on by some dude who she’s interviewing. Here’s a Pro Tip: When attempting to flirt with a chick, especially on national TV, don’t reveal to her that you’ve ... Read more

Ted Danson is smooooooth

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Picking up ladies is an art form…you can’t go out there all willy nilly with real emotions or thoughts because they will EAT YOU ALIVE. Fortunately, Ted Danson can help with some sexy pick-up lines to get you sexy ladies. Pretty stirring stuff. Sure, you can question how effective these lines would be coming out ... Read more

Running over ladies will not make them want to bed you

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Some guy tried to get some foxy ladies at a doughnut shop in California. Unfortunately, they rejected him, so he responded like any logical person might…by trying to run all three of them down with his car. A Pasadena, Calif. man has been charged with trying to run down three women who spurned his advances ... Read more

Grand Theft Auto IV has arrived with extra sauciness

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Today is the day many people across the country have craved. Grand Theft Auto IV hit store shelves at midnight this morning. As I am without an Xbox still (yeah, I never sent my Red Light of Doom one in and am just planning on buying a new one when I feel like it/have money), ... Read more