Snakes

VIDEO: This is a snake slithering out of an ATM in Spain

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Reasons to go to Spain: Parties, fleeing for your life from bulls. Reasons not to go: A snake ambling its way out of an ATM machine, seen in this clip from a Caja Madrid bank in northern Spain. Read more

Salma Hayek completely loses her mind after seeing a snake

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Salma Hayek is out promoting whatever Adam Sandler abomination that is coming to theaters this week and as you can see in the clip, she is not a fan of big snakes. You can tell because she climbs on Maya Rudolph’s shoulders to get away from it. Read more

Quote of the Day

A Taiwanese man has a bad habit of smoking. So what did he do? Obviously, he also got his pet snake addicted to smoking. WTFness after the jump. Read more

You filthy snakist

I was going for a combination of snake and rapist in the headline, but I think it came off more as someone who’s biased against snakes and won’t rent them an apartment. Oh well. Read more

Student uses snake as jump rope

Jump ropes are very expensive due to their high concentration of both jumping and rope. Fortunately, some hero in Pittsburgh though, “Hey, let’s go green” and opted to use a snake instead. Read more

Man bites snake, defeats it in battle

I’m thinking there’s no good time to fight a huge python but if there’s a worst possible time, it’s probably when you’re unarmed in Kenya. Unless you’re this dude, who apparently fought a python off for THREE HOURS. Read more

All hail our new python overlords

Hey, do you not have enough to worry about in life? Well, here’s another things…Burmese pythons are going to end you. As if killer bees and kudzu weren’t enough, the southern United States may soon have another invasive species to contend with — giant Burmese pythons capable of swallowing deer and alligators whole. Approximately 30,000 ... Read more