Snakes
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You filthy snakist
I was going for a combination of snake and rapist in the headline, but I think it came off more as someone who’s biased against snakes and won’t rent them an apartment. Oh well.
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Student uses snake as jump rope
Jump ropes are very expensive due to their high concentration of both jumping and rope. Fortunately, some hero in Pittsburgh though, “Hey, let’s go green” and opted to use a snake instead.
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Man bites snake, defeats it in battle
I’m thinking there’s no good time to fight a huge python but if there’s a worst possible time, it’s probably when you’re unarmed in Kenya. Unless you’re this dude, who apparently fought a python off for THREE HOURS.
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All hail our new python overlords
Hey, do you not have enough to worry about in life? Well, here's another things...Burmese pythons are going to end you.
