Eli Manning is making his SNL host debut this Saturday night. Odds are he won’t be as good as his brother, Peyton, but then again, no one thought he would win more Super Bowls either. Oooh Peyton, you so sucks. Sibling rivalry aside, here’s some promos for his appearance. ]]>

Eli Manning is making his SNL host debut this Saturday night. Odds are he won’t be as good as his brother, Peyton, but then again, no one thought he would win more Super Bowls either. Oooh Peyton, you so sucks. Sibling rivalry aside, here’s some promos for his appearance. They’re quite funny, although, no sports skit will ever match “Tim Tebow-Jesus.” That’s the one by which every one going forward will be measured.

Yesterday I asked if there was any chance that the Kardashians watched the dead-on hilarious skit about them on Saturday Night Live over the weekend and realized that it truly showed just how badly they were viewed by rest of the world. My answer was: Doubtful. I was ]]>

Yesterday I asked if there was any chance that the Kardashians watched the dead-on hilarious skit about them on Saturday Night Live over the weekend and realized that it truly showed just how badly they were viewed by rest of the world. My answer was: Doubtful. I was correct.

Honestly, I wondered if the way they were utterly destroyed by the cast of SNL might force them to actually take a step back and self-evaluate. I mean, how could it not? Boy, was I way off.

“Ha! I just saw the SNL skit they did and I could not stop laughing,” Khloe, 27, tweeted Sunday. “It’s SNL. They are supposed to make fun. It’s not who we are and I know that.”

Kourtney, 32, was so impressed with Wiig’s impression of Jenner that she “peed” herself. “It was classic,” she tweeted.

Echoed Khloe: “She was the best one!”

Their reaction doesn’t shock me. What shocks me is that it wasn’t a well thought out, elaborately planned public relations response, but it was truly these women’s reactions at the very moments the TV show aired. In other words, they 100% truly have zero clue whatsoever how ridiculously they are perceived by the rest of the world. I guess that really shouldn’t shock me either.

What Khloe and Kourtney Kardashian Thought of Saturday Night Live Sketch [Us]

Doing exactly what they were supposed to do and doing it well, the folks over at Saturday Night Live took the opportunity this weekend to righteously and hilariously make fun of Kim Kardashian, her family, and her divorce from Kris Humphries.

After the Kardashians made such ]]>

Doing exactly what they were supposed to do and doing it well, the folks over at Saturday Night Live took the opportunity this weekend to righteously and hilariously make fun of Kim Kardashian, her family, and her divorce from Kris Humphries.

After the Kardashians made such a spectacle over Kim getting married and treating the wedding as if Kim was the Princess of America, Nasim Pedrad, Kristen Wiig, and Andy Samberg absolutely killed the Kardashians for Kim filing for divorce after only 72 days. Nasim was dead-on as Kim, Kristen is what Kris Jenner wishes she looked like, and Andy Samberg as Kris Humphries was priceless. Perhaps the best, most dead-on line of the skit was delivered by Nasim when she said as Kim, “Things are looking up for me; I’m single and there’s an NBA lockout!”

So do you suppose there is any chance that the Kardashian clan watched this skit over the weekend and finally had the epiphany that this really is how people view them and that no amount of money can make that okay? Doubtful.

Let me ask you a question. Do you like drinkin’? Well depending on your definition of drinking, this beer may be the last thing you want to turn up in your cooler. I was willing to let Bowser Beer slide for not containing alcohol, being that it’s for ]]>

Let me ask you a question. Do you like drinkin’? Well depending on your definition of drinking, this beer may be the last thing you want to turn up in your cooler. I was willing to let Bowser Beer slide for not containing alcohol, being that it’s for dogs and all, but this is going too far.

Kirin Brewery has introduced the first ever 0.0% ABV beer to the US market. You’re probably thinking, “But we already have piles of garbage like O’Doul’s and Sharp’s; we don’t need any more!” Contrary to marketing though, O’Doul’s actually has about 0.4% alcohol in it. In fact, anything up to 0.5% can legally be called non-alcoholic. Sure you’d have to slam a case just to get the slightest hint of a buzz, but we all know a few people out there that shouldn’t have even one drop of alcohol. That’s where Kirin Free comes into play.

Now, KIRIN Brewery introduces “KIRIN FREE”, the world’s first 0.00% non-alcoholic beertaste beverage made with an unprecedented new recipe containing barley malt and hops just like regular beer, but without the yeast that normally produces alcohol. It is completely non-alcoholic so that beer lovers can enjoy the refreshing, rich taste anytime, anywhere. “KIRIN FREE” gives you a new experience of a non-alcoholic beertaste beverage!

There are a ton of guys who drink beer solely for the purpose of getting drunk. Obviously they wouldn’t be the target market for Kirin Free. But even as a person who truly loves the taste of beer, I can’t see myself drinking it either. If it’s one of those rare occasions when I’m not looking to consume alcohol, I typically seize that opportunity to provide my body with things it actually needs. You know, like water or Men-only Dr. Pepper. Instead of picking up a bottle of Kirin sadness, I think I’ll go the completely opposite direction and grab some of Uncle Jemima’s Pure Mash Liquor.

Now that’s more like it! If you want to know more about Kirin Free though, you can check out their press release on BeerNews.

The Andy Samberg-led comedy troupe The Lonely Island is releasing another album, a follow-up to last year’s “Incredibad,” and the first single is one of those things you’ll see everywhere. So, in order to not lose my Internet License, here’s the video for the Lonely Island’s first song off their ]]>

The Andy Samberg-led comedy troupe The Lonely Island is releasing another album, a follow-up to last year’s “Incredibad,” and the first single is one of those things you’ll see everywhere. So, in order to not lose my Internet License, here’s the video for the Lonely Island’s first song off their new album “I Just Had Sex” featuring Akon from this weekend’s Saturday Night Live. It’s good.

I always wait for people to bring me a cake to celebrate after having sex, but it never happens. The only cake I have is a chocolate mousse of venereal disease and regret.

I also find it mildly arousing that Blake Lively has such low standards when choosing sexual partners. There’s still hope!

SNL announced today that cast member Will Forte would be leaving after eight years on the popular late-night show. While Forte probably wasn’t the best known comedian on SNL and often took a backseat to fellow cast members like Kristin Wiig and Andy Samburg, we take a ]]>

SNL announced today that cast member Will Forte would be leaving after eight years on the popular late-night show. While Forte probably wasn’t the best known comedian on SNL and often took a backseat to fellow cast members like Kristin Wiig and Andy Samburg, we take a look back at some of his better sketches.

The BCS Song

Fancy Pants Dance

MacGruber and Nana

Ladies Bowling

Doppleganger

Jon Bovi

Women’s History Month

Presidential Debate

Peyton and Will dance it out

I miss the days when NBC couldn’t sue the pants off anyone who uploaded their favorite SNL clip on YouTube.

It was only a matter of time until the famous SNL parody of “D*** in a Box” and Chatroulette crossed paths.

With the amount of uncovered manhood that plagues the website Chatroulette, it really seems like this parody should have happened much sooner than this. It may be more apropos to call ]]>

It was only a matter of time until the famous SNL parody of “D*** in a Box” and Chatroulette crossed paths.

With the amount of uncovered manhood that plagues the website Chatroulette, it really seems like this parody should have happened much sooner than this. It may be more apropos to call this “D*** in a Microwave,” but I guess I’m just a perfectionist when it comes to off-colored humor. I’ll set the timer on the microwave and say that you’ll probably be tired of this after watching 3 minutes, but I commend a guy willing to make an ass of himself to complete strangers from all over the world.

After her appearance on Saturday Night Live, another Facebook campaign has popped up for the 88-year-old comedian, and this time her fans want her to host the 82nd Academy Awards show.

Well it looks like social media is really starting to take control of our television sets. After a hilarious ]]>

After her appearance on Saturday Night Live, another Facebook campaign has popped up for the 88-year-old comedian, and this time her fans want her to host the 82nd Academy Awards show.

Well it looks like social media is really starting to take control of our television sets. After a hilarious stint on last week’s SNL, Betty White fans went back to Facebook on Sunday night to start a brand-new campaign to try and get the actress another high-profile gig. “Getting Betty White to Host the Academy Awards” has already amassed over 45,000 fans in only a few days online and looks to surpass the Facebook group that got her to host last week’s SNL.

It might sound far-fetched, but after proving she’s a ratings boost for SNL, one has to think the Academy might at least stop to consider it. She’s got the live TV experience and the quick wit. She’s beloved (in a Bob Hope way), so A-listers should be game for bits.

Last week I would have said this was unlikely, but after seeing White host one of the better SNL shows in recent years, it really doesn’t seem out of the realm of possibilities at this point. I’m sure the writers of the Oscars would have a field day constructing bits with the likes of White and someone like Quentin Tarantino. I feel an Inglorious Old Basterds parody in the pipes…

Betty White to host the Oscars? Facebook campaign take #2. [Entertainment Weekly]

As you may have known, Betty White appeared on SNL this weekend and I can honestly say the show was possibly one of the most entertaining one in years (critics agree! Yay, we’re friends now!). The highly though was probably the old Ana Gasteyer/Molly Shannon NPR double ]]>

As you may have known, Betty White appeared on SNL this weekend and I can honestly say the show was possibly one of the most entertaining one in years (critics agree! Yay, we’re friends now!). The highly though was probably the old Ana Gasteyer/Molly Shannon NPR double entendre skit in which they’re discussing “muffins” with Betty White.

Get it? They’re talking about vaginas! It was a euphemism for female genitalia! As faux edgy as the concept for this sketch has been, it’s usually a home run like this (see: Schweddy Balls).

Betty White was hilarious throughout showing, well, two things: A) Comedy really is something that doesn’t leave you, no matter how much you’ve aged, and B): Maybe we don’t have to grind old people into dust due to their lack of contributions to society. For now.

The former “Golden Girl” will not partake in any nudity for her upcoming appearance on the show. Actually, “Very little nudity” according to the 88-year-old.

White will be hosting the special Mother’s Day edition of SNL this weekend. She’s best known for her role ]]>

The former “Golden Girl” will not partake in any nudity for her upcoming appearance on the show. Actually, “Very little nudity” according to the 88-year-old.

White will be hosting the special Mother’s Day edition of SNL this weekend. She’s best known for her role as Rose on the popular ’80s show “Golden Girls” and her guest appearances on “That 70’s Show,” but has gained notoriety of late from her Super Bowl commercial for Snickers.

The Emmy winner reluctantly agreed to take on the “SNL” hosting gig following a grass-roots Facebook campaign that attracted more than 500,000 fervent fans.

Betty White also mentioned that she may have a duet with this week’s musical guest, Jay-Z. Think about the possibilities of that musical combo. Oh man, If I hear “99 Problems” with White and Jigga, well, my head may explode. That’s a blueprint for comedy gold.

Betty White On SNL Gig: No Nudity, Possible Jay-Z Duet [Fox Illinois]

It seems like so far this season, Saturday Night Live has been about as buzzworthy as cholera. But Tina Fey hosted this weekend and, as usual, everything is better with that little lady in glasses. Here’s the clip of the night, Tina Fey revising her Sarah Palin impression for a ]]>

It seems like so far this season, Saturday Night Live has been about as buzzworthy as cholera. But Tina Fey hosted this weekend and, as usual, everything is better with that little lady in glasses. Here’s the clip of the night, Tina Fey revising her Sarah Palin impression for a venture called “The Sarah Palin Network.”

Who wouldn’t watch The Sarah Palin Network? Well, at least for five minutes and then never again. I’ve watched worse. I mean, yesterday, I watched a baseball game with the New York Mets. I think I’ve already found my bottom.

Lindsey Vonn is stretching her fame as long as she can. Usually at this point, Olympic stars fade into oblivion not to be seen or heard from for 4 years. But not this ski queen. She’s parlayed her two medals into a several month ]]>

Lindsey Vonn is stretching her fame as long as she can. Usually at this point, Olympic stars fade into oblivion not to be seen or heard from for 4 years. But not this ski queen. She’s parlayed her two medals into a several month tour which now includes an appearance on Law & Order.

In the crime drama’s season finale, the skier will play an administrative assistant with a vital clue in a case involving a terrorist, NBC said. She’s set to film her scene with series stars Jeremy Sisto, Anthony Anderson and Alana de la Garza next week in Brooklyn.

I’m interested to see how well she can act. And let’s all for the sake of comedy, hope it’s not as disastrous as the Michael Phelps Saturday Night Live routine. A SNL that will certainly live in humor infamy.

But considering Vonn’s flair for the dramatic and her *cough* “injured” shin in Vancouver, she should have no problem. She should, however, start to wear more leather pants because I can guarantee she has a longer shelf life as a sex symbol than a skier.

Lindsey Vonn to star on her favorite TV show {Chicago Breaking Sports}

Here at Guyism, we’re usually bigger on bringing you things that you can’t see anywhere else. But sometimes, you need to just tip your cap to something so brilliantly hilarious that it can’t be topped. Take a look at this Digital Short from this weekend’s SNL entitled “Two Worlds ]]>

Here at Guyism, we’re usually bigger on bringing you things that you can’t see anywhere else. But sometimes, you need to just tip your cap to something so brilliantly hilarious that it can’t be topped. Take a look at this Digital Short from this weekend’s SNL entitled “Two Worlds Collide featuring Reba McEntire.”

Several years ago, I worked on the same lot that Reba’s show, which shockingly was titled “Reba” was filmed on. And I remember walking past the building and seeing Reba flanked by literally a twenty person entourage of well-wishers and hangers-on of all shapes, ethnicities, and sizes. And I remember thinking, “How sad was your life that being a part of Reba McEntire’s entourage was an upgrade?” But I guess that I can’t judge too much. Whatever keeps your family taken care of with four walls on the double wide and all the mayonnaise sandwiches they can dream of can’t possibly be a bad thing.

Have you ever dreamed of seeing Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg get very close to making out but wondered “How in the world will I make this come to reality without guns, maps, and a whole lot of foresight?” Well, hey, less work for you now.

I didn’t see ]]>

Have you ever dreamed of seeing Seth Rogen and Andy Samberg get very close to making out but wondered “How in the world will I make this come to reality without guns, maps, and a whole lot of foresight?” Well, hey, less work for you now.

I didn’t see The Fast and the Furious but it’s long been my fantasy to have a film like that where the trailer looks all RRRRRRR MANLY STUFF and then, when people get to the theatre, have it be a sentimental drama or chick flick. Maybe have Vin Diesel putting on multiple silly outfits to “That’s Not My Name” by the Ting Tings. Or a charmingly befuddled Paul Walker trying to impress Jordana Brewster, but he’s so uncomfortable and awkward. The guys in the theatre would be so confused but, at the same time, I bet they’d be like, “This is the most soul-wrenching journey I’ve ever been taken on. Thank you, Director.” It’d really be well-received, up until the part where the movie makes $7 in its second week. But hey, Vin Diesel and funny hats…can’t underestimate that drawing power.

It’s commonplace on a lot of other blogs to post the SNL Digital Short from the previous weekend and go, “Ha ha!” But I think that’s kind of lame…it’d take a particularly funny one to warrant me stooping to that. And…yet here I am, stooping, with this song from former ]]>

It’s commonplace on a lot of other blogs to post the SNL Digital Short from the previous weekend and go, “Ha ha!” But I think that’s kind of lame…it’d take a particularly funny one to warrant me stooping to that. And…yet here I am, stooping, with this song from former Lonely Island teammates of SNL cast member Andy Samberg and writer Jorma Taccone (supposedly off a new album they’re releasing called “Incredibad”). Note the cameos by Justin Timberlake, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, and Molly Sims.

Typical of the “gotcha” media to present premature ejaculation as a punchline. Premature ejaculation needn’t always be negative. In fact, I’ve turned my battles with the condition to a positive. You see, I have an awful sense of direction. But I’ve used the love goo that comes at inopportune times to help make a trail behind me everywhere I go, helping me get back home more effectively. It’s just like Hansel and Gretel. Only, instead of bread crumbs, it’s a veritable holocaust of handsome Chris sperm forced to die prematurely when exposed to air, like a common bubble boy.