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Sophie Howard kept her top on (mostly) for Ralph magazine

Douglas Charles — Mon, 04 Jan 2010 20:00:58 +0000

British nobody/boobie model Sophie Howard actually did a photo shoot without taking her top off (sorta) for once. Not sure why, but she did, and the literary geniuses over at Ralph magazine still managed to make it well worth our while. Of course she couldn’t go a whole photo shoot without going topless, but the boys at Ralph somehow managed to not let her show any of the good stuff. If that disappoints you, I have one simple word for ya: Google.

Sophie Howard shows why she wins awards

Douglas Charles — Sat, 07 Mar 2009 18:30:00 +0000

Back in 2005 Loaded magazine had a vote to determine the Most Beautiful Breasts and British babe Sophie Howard’s rack was deemed to be most motorboat-worthy. Now, thanks to the folks over at CandyCrib we can see exactly why Sophie was bestowed such an honor…

MAMMARIES MONDAY

A. Isaac — Mon, 23 Feb 2009 21:00:00 +0000

Rosie Jones & Sophie Howard’s naked Christmas

Douglas Charles — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 15:30:00 +0000

Rosie Jones and Sophie Howard celebrate Christmas differently than most people. For one thing they are kinda naked. For another thing, they do things that are WAY MORE AWESOME than normal people do… Witness…

Rosie says she wants a nice man for Christmas… oh my… Says she’s been single for too long. How. Is. That. Possible?

To see the NSFW pics of Rosie and Sophie, click here.

Nuts’ 100 big boobed babes

Douglas Charles — Sat, 04 Oct 2008 19:00:00 +0000

You don’t really need me to type anything here, do you?

That’s what I thought.

To see all 100 big-boobed babes completely uncensored, just click here.

Sophie Howard is wearing the second best dress evar

Douglas Charles — Sat, 13 Sep 2008 19:00:00 +0000

Sophie Howard, she of the Most Beautiful Breasts, decided to go out and package those lovely tatas in a dress that can be described as nothing short of spectacular.

What was the best dress evar? This one.

Lucy Pinder and her friends hate wearing tops

Douglas Charles — Mon, 11 Aug 2008 14:30:00 +0000

Lucy Pinder and four of her friends (I don’t know who any of the other four are, and frankly don’t care to find out, they’re topless, that’s all that matters) decided to pose topless, pretending to be on vacation or some crap, whatever, here you go…

I wonder what Lucy Pinder’s dad says when someone asks what his kid does for a living… “Well, basically she sits around with no clothes on and people take pictures of her and she makes gobs of money.” Lucky bitch…

UPDATE: Her friends are Lindsay Strutt, Sammy Braddy, Malene Espensen and Sophie Howard. The more you know.

For the NSFW version of Lucy Pinder & friends’ melonfest, click here.

Wanna see the most beautiful breasts of 2005?

Douglas Charles — Sat, 24 May 2008 15:40:00 +0000

At least according to Loaded magazine, Sophie Howard had the Most Beautiful Breasts that year and Sophie was nice enough to show them off recently in an issue of Maximal magazine, a magazine that really should get some kind of special commendation for excellence in boobage.

They’ll get no argument from me. Those are some righteous breasts…

To see these uncensored pics of Sophie Howard topless and more, click here.