Genius move playing the Catwoman costume/nerd card here by Sophie...

My favorite semi-employed model/actress from Australia (or is she my second favorite, I’ve lost track) Sophie Monk dressed up like a sexy Catwoman for something… a TV show maybe… like it matters. What really matters here is that this is a semi-employed model/actress from Australia who looks great in a bikini wearing a sexy Catwoman suit. Now you understand how this all works, don’t you?

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Back in July I was saddened by the news that Ralph magazine was going to no longer be publishing sexy photos of some of our favorite Aussie babes like Emily Scott, Sophie Monk, Joanna Krupa, Krystal Forscutt, Sarita Stella, and Rachael Neiberding. Wow, was I way off. Okay, so Joanna is technically Polish, but who’s counting. And actually I wasn’t totally wrong about Ralph shutting down. This is a special edition that they just put out for people like you and me. Also my using the word “special” here is completely and massively understating things as you can see.

As I have stated many times, Sophie Monk should always be in a bikini. 1) It’s fantastic, and 2) it’s really her only way to stay on the fringe of being famous. Apparently she is aware of these two facts as she wore a bikini top the other day and did some fake stretching on the beach for the cameras. That being said, I’m still not sure why she has photographers following her around all the time. Plus I am still waiting for the Australian Sophie nobody bikini-off I’ve mentioned in the past. Let’s make it happen, ladies.

My favorite Australian hot nobody Sophie Monk (sorry, other Sophie from Australia) sure does know how to get attention. I’m still not 100% sure why she famous enough for the paparazzi to take pictures of her, I am just glad that they do. I suppose part of the reason she gets attention is because she looks LIKE THIS IN A BIKINI, but there’s got to be something else. Oh yeah, paid public relations people. That too. Whatever the reason, let’s just hope it keeps up for awhile.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Friends of Megan Fox don’t think her marriage to Brian Austin Green is going to be a long-term thing. They say that Megan still isn’t over Shia LaBeouf. And really, who would be? BAG does have the fact that he is at least employed now going for him, so who knows?

>>> Cheryl Tweedy has malaria. I’m going to need a moment of prayer from everyone. Do it!

>>> Lindsay Lohan thinks she has been cruelly and unusually punished. She even went on Twitter ranting about some article by a law professor. In other news, Lindsay might be retarded. Just sayin’.

>>> At least Lindsay’s dad Michael is supportive of her.

>>> Lindsay is also looking to cash in on her arrest by attempting to get $1 million for a post-jail interview. If someone actually pays her for this, I quit life.

>>> George Michael (remember him?) was arrested after crashing his car into a building. Police took George in to custody on suspicion of being unfit to drive. Those police… nothing gets by them.

>>> Our favorite sexy Aussie nobody Sophie Monk caught her boyfriend in bed with another woman. I guess the old saying is true…

>>> Kendra Wilkinson wrote a book and amazingly someone actually published it.

>>> I guess it’s good Kendra has her book to occupy her time and mind right now since it’s also being reported that Kendra’s husband, Hank Baskett might be cheating on her… with strippers. Shocking I say!

>>> Turns out that Mel Gibson also hates Mexicans. Which is nice.

>>> Mel Gibson also apparently likes to threaten his porn star girlfriends, such as his ex-girlfriend Violet Kowal who says Mel had an affair with her while his girlfriend, whom he had an affair with while married, was pregnant. On the bright side, at least he didn’t tell her he’d bury her in his garden. Or point a gun at her.

>>> And if after all that you still don’t think Mel Gibson is one of the biggest tools on the planet just give this a listen.

>>> A photo of Ke$ha topless covered in man juice surfaced on the Internet this week, which I am sure will have zero effect on your opinion of the popular singer.

>>> Reggie Bush sure does like him some full figured gals as the Saints ultraback has been rumored to be getting cozy with Kanye West’s ex-girlfriend Amber Rose. Or maybe it’s just payback.

>>> And finally, Angelina Jolie got another tattoo. Hey, if the New York Daily News thinks its worthy of mention who am I to disagree?

>>> Here’s a SUPER BONUS VIDEO (just because) of Katy Perry’s Esquire photo shoot…

Apparently Sophie Monk read my last post on Michelle Hunziker about how I would like her and the other hot nobodies to be in bikinis every day. Oh sure, there’s just four photos, which is amazing considering how much Sophie likes to do fake bikini candids for us, but sometimes you have to take quality over quantity and the photo above makes this post 100% worth your time. My only real question is how does this babe, who near as I can tell has no job, get to vacation in Mexico while I am stuck here doing this Web site? Oh yeah, she does photo shoots like the one you see below for Ralph magazine. That’s how.

Our favorite Australian nobody/bikini model, Sophie Monk (sorry Sophie Turner, you’re not quite there yet), somehow finagled a gig doing a photo shoot for Australian Cosmo. Of course, these pics may have been taken back when she was semi-famous down under, what do I know? Oh yeah, Sophie also got all bruised up in some kind of car wreck. Looks like she had sex with a giant cheese grater. Man, that would have been so sad if we’d lost her in that crash. How would we ever have been able to replace such an icon? Hmmmm… I an sensing some possible foul play here.

1979… The Pittsburgh Steelers defeat the Dallas Cowboys 35–31 at the Orange Bowl in Miami. Nickelodeon launches as The Pinwheel Network. The Susan B. Anthony dollar is introduced in the U.S. The Entertainment Sports Programming Network, known as ESPN, debuts. And so many lovely ladies were born I had to split this into two entries…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1979 – - – - – - – -

Olga Kurylenko (Ukrainian actress, model) – – – – – – – – – Rosario Dawson (American actress)

Kristanna Loken (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Sophie Monk (Australian singer, actress)

Petra Němcová (Czech model) – – – – – – – – – Danielle Bux (Welsh model)

Danneel Harris (American Actress) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Love Hewitt (American Actress)

Jennifer Morrison (American Actress) – – – – – – – – – Mena Suvari (American Actress)

Claire Danes (American Actress) – – – – – – – – – Joanna Krupa (Polish model)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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And if you do see something as good as Sophie Monk here heading to a costume party in LA, please email me and attach photos. Seriously. I’m not kidding. And be sure to come back on Monday as I am sure we’ll have a full recap of all the hot babe goings-on (i.e. see who slutted it up the best) from the many All Hallow’s Eve festivities.

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Since pretty much the only time we see Australian nobody Sophie Monk is when she is about to work out/just finished working out and/or posing for some fake bikini candids I have to say that last week must have been one of her busiest weeks since we got to see her both about to work out/just finished working out and/or posing for some fake bikini candids. Not that I mind of course, she can do those two things every day as far as I am concerned. I know she was once a member of a pop singing group down in Australia, but she has apparently figured out that working out and wearing a bikini is a better career path.

Seriously, is Sophie Monk ever NOT in a bathing suit? Not that I am complaining. Quite the contrary actually. I have said before that she SHOULD always be in a bikini. Hey, maybe she heard me? Whoops, looks like she had a little wardrobe malfunction…

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I have said it before and I am saying it again, Sophie Monk should never, ever be seen in anything but a bikini. She could never possibly do anything that would top her simply walking around in a bikini. Seriously. With this body and this and other bikinis what is the point in her doing anything else? Don’t believe me? Check out all the pics I’ve posted of her in various bikinis here and tell me you disagree.

Much like Victoria Silvstedt, Sophie Monk is really only famous over here in the States for one thing and that one thing is that she is truly at her best when attired in a bikini (further proof here). Now if we could just do something about getting her OUT of those bikinis…

More Sophie Monk clothed & bikini goodness here.

Welcome to the 2009 edition of our Sexiest Woman in the World event! As I stated last year, there are many sites and magazines that do this and in most cases they get it wrong (see Lohan, Lindsay; Spears, Britney; and Mills, Heather). Last year you, my awesome readers, voted Kate Beckinsale as the 2008 Sexiest Female on the Planet and I couldn’t have been more pleased with your taste. Let’s try not to blow it this year, okay?

Here’s how it’s going down. I’ve tweaked things a bit this year. Last year we had 64 babes going head-to-head til we got down to the finals. This year we’ll have 100 babes in 10 groups of 10 with the final 10 being divided into two groups of five, then the winners of those two groups will go boob-to-boob to determine our champeen for 2009.

Here are your 10 groups of 10, with voting for Group 3 now in progress…

Group 3
Ana Beatriz Barros

Kate Beckinsale

Halle Berry

Kim Cloutier

Minka Kelly

Miranda Kerr

Rachelle Leah

Sophie Monk

Nina Moric

Rihanna

Group 1
Christina Aguilera
Amanda Bynes
Abigail Clancy
Rosario Dawson
Megan Fox
Kate Hudson
Beyonce Knowles
Ali Larter
Kristanna Loken
Olivia Wilde

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 1.

Group 2
Jessica Alba
Camilla Belle
Monica Bellucci
Brooke Burke
Izabel Goulart
Stacy Keibler
Eva Mendes
Alyssa Milano
Emily Scott
Paz Vega

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 2.

Group 4
Alessandra Ambrosio
Rachel Bilson
Sophia Bush
Hilary Duff
Angelina Jolie
Leighton Meester
Marisa Miller
Olivia Munn
Elsa Pataky
Sarah Shahi

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 4.

Group 5
Diora Baird
Kelly Brook
Charisma Carpenter
Penelope Cruz
Anne Hathaway
Scarlett Johannson
Adriana Lima
Grace Park
Lucy Pinder
Kelly Ripa

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 5.

Group 6
Jennifer Aniston
Devon Aoki
Carolina Ardohain
Heidi Klum
Denise Milani
Kelly Monaco
Adrianne Palicki
Jessica Simpson
Cheryl Tweedy
Carrie Underwood

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 6.

Group 7
Gemma Atkinson
Laetitia Casta
Elisha Cuthbert
Eliza Dushku
Doutzen Kroes
Olga Kurylenko
Maria Menounos
Petra Nemcova
Dania Ramirez
Bar Refaeli

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 7.

Group 8
Kristen Bell
Jessica Biel
Emily Blunt
Monica Cruz
Jessica Gomes
Amber Heard
Danielle Lloyd
Nicole Scherzinger
Charlize Theron
Sofia Vergara

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 8.

Group 9
Sammy Braddy
Emmanuelle Chriqui
Carmen Electra
Keeley Hazell
Julianne Hough
Eva Longoria
Joanna Krupa
Natalie Portman
Nadine Velazquez
Estella Warren

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 9.

Group 10
Gisele Bundchen
Kelly Carlson
Giada De Laurentis
Carla Gugino
Salma Hayek
Mila Kunis
Blake Lively
Katie Price
Roselyn Sanchez
Yvonne Strahovski

Click here to vote or see the results for Group 10.

And like I said previously, if I left out your personal favorite, tough noogies… if she ain’t in my top 100, she ain’t gonna be voted the sexiest on the planet. Or you could go check over at AskMen.com where they are one of the few other sites whose readers have nearly as good taste as the readers here have.

In order below, we have Sophie out for dinner in Los Angeles braless in a semi-see-through dress. Then we have Sophie out running some errands braless in a tank top. Then we have her out jogging, unfortunately at this point she decided to actually wear a bra, what good it did.

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Yes, I know that Sophie is “an Australian pop singer, actress and occasional model”, but how exactly does that make her famous here in the United States? I rest my case…

I think I just came up with my next tournament/contest: Best Pokies in the World. Early entries include Jessica Alba, Miss Aniston, Miss Monk, and a plethora of others since I have amazingly done 77 posts with the tag of ‘pokies‘.

That, my friends, is one magical bikini.