Southerners

Two Southern guys come up with plan to clean the oil spill

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Two crafty Southern gentlemen named Darryl Carpenter and Otis Goodson presented their plan for cleaning up the oil spill in the Gulf of Mexico. SPOILER ALERT! They want to harness the awesome powers of hay. Read more

Arkansas police will tase a 10 year-old girl

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If you’re a 10 year-old girl, I’d get my ass out of Arkansas as soon as possible. A mother called the police on her daughter because, well we don’t really know why, but I assume it’s because she had some TV to watch and fried food to eat and, as a result, “didn’t have time ... Read more

The most quintessentially Tennessee story you’ll ever see

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I’m a northeast boy and have been for my entire life other than a stint in a west coast university. So perhaps I’m not as in touch with out Southern compatriots as I should be. But this story is what I envision every time I hear someone talk about Tennessee. Read more

Rednecks should not get electricity

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Some rednecks played with a cattle prod. The guy on the receiving end took it not once, but TWICE. The stupidity in the world is mind-boggling. For a frame of reference, an electric chair offers alternating currents of 2,000 volts. Most cattle prods have somewhere from 2,000 to 9,000 volts. After doing some quick mental ... Read more

This confirms what I think of Southerners

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What happens when you unleash a camera on a couple of hardcore rednecks? This piece of cinematic mastery. Just watch it. Thank the Internet for wonders such as this. People often accuse me of being biased of Southerners on this site or misrepresenting them. But hey, now we have video proof (or, as the gentleman ... Read more

The classiest marriage ever in Kentucky

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White Castles are known for their romantic mystique, so it’s no shocker that a couple getting married met there. The memory was so great that they opted to get married there. Class. Read more

Accept an award with class

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Via ChannelAte comes this important reminder of what not to do during an acceptance speech. Read more