Southerners June 26, 2009

Rednecks should not get electricity

Some rednecks played with a cattle prod. The guy on the receiving end took it not once, but TWICE. The stupidity in the world is mind-boggling.

For a frame of reference, an electric chair offers alternating currents of 2,000 volts. Most cattle prods have somewhere from 2,000 to 9,000

Southerners May 19, 2009

This confirms what I think of Southerners

What happens when you unleash a camera on a couple of hardcore rednecks? This piece of cinematic mastery. Just watch it.

Thank the Internet for wonders such as this. People often accuse me of being biased of Southerners on this site or misrepresenting them. But hey, now we have

Southerners March 23, 2009

The classiest marriage ever in Kentucky

White Castles are known for their romantic mystique, so it’s no shocker that a couple getting married met there. The memory was so great that they opted to get married there. Class.

Southerners February 25, 2009

Accept an award with class

Via ChannelAte comes this important reminder of what not to do during an acceptance speech.