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‘Whiskey Dick’ is lube that tastes just like whiskey
“Whiskey Dick” whiskey flavored lube is the exact product that I never knew I needed or wanted. Thank you, Epic Meal Time, for providing me the perfect way to convince white trash to come home with me
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Silishot is part shot glass, part golf tee, all genius
Tired of breaking shot glasses? The Silishot is a silicon shot glass that is nearly unbreakable! Now you can drink to the point of degeneracy without having to worry about sleeping on shards of broken glass when you inevitably pass out on the kitchen floor...AGAIN!
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Game On Wrist Shot helps get hockey fans drunk
The Stanley Cup Playoffs may not be going the way Gary Bettman had hoped, but if he had the Game On Wrist Shot he’d probably be a little less worried about it.
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NHL beer tower is a great way to waste money
The Stanley Cup Playoffs are about to start, but are you ready? If you don’t want to have to keep running to the fridge for more Molsons, I’ve got just the thing for you. It’s an NHL beer tower!
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Machine Era bottle opener is epitome of form meets function
If you thought bottle openers couldn’t get more manly than The Beer Tool, think again. The Machine Era bottle opener is a solid block of cold formed steel.
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How to spend it: The Beer Tool bottle opener
You probably have a handful of small key chain size bottle openers laying around your apartment. Unfortunately, most of those are useless pieces of junk. The Beer Tool is the manliest way of opening your beer short of prying it off with your teeth.
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‘Man Tables’ bring class and booze to your living room
Is your living room so awful that the only way you can tolerating sitting in it to get drunk? What if I told you that one piece of furniture could completely change that feeling? That’s exactly what will happen with Man Tables.
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VIDEO: Das Boot music video will haunt you
In case you missed the memo this morning, it’s Friday! That means many things, the most important of which is that I’m going to let you know about a completely unnecessary product that I think you should buy.