Sports

6 of the most awful Super Bowl ads ever

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Making a good Super Bowl commercial is hard. It takes months, if not years, of planning and research to make people remember your company’s ad. Conversely, 30 seconds of awfulness can make people remember you too, but for all the wrong reasons. Here are seven ads which definitely fall into the latter category. Read more

Utah high school can’t call team Cougars out of fear of offending women

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A new high school in Utah was hoping to name its teams after the Cougar, a popular if not generic choice for an athletic endeavor. Small problem: Older gals in their *chortle* sexual prime use that term to describe themselves. So…now the school can’t use that name. Makes sense. Read more

VIDEO: Are You Watching This?! sports tracking just got a lot better

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Hardcore sports fans know about Are You Watching This?!, a tracking app for Android that bookmarks games and emails you reminders about what to watch and when it’s on. Read more

VIDEO: Behold the greatest glitch ever in any video game

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Wacky bugs in sports titles in which the body parts of virtual athletes go missing and the such are dime a dozen. But one in which two dudes just spontaneously start making out with each other? Now THAT is different. Read more

‘Big Hurt Beer’ has its own rap song

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Plenty of celebrities have created their own brands of alcohol. Dan Aykroyd has Crystal Head Vodka, Hanson is about to have MMMHop IPA, and I recently tried Conjure Cognac, which is the best thing Ludacris has done since “How Low.” Read more

Tailor that spiral for fall football

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This may come as a surprise to some of you, but the guys on the style side of Guyism love sports. Fall is far and away our favorite season. In addition to having the best clothing and styling options, it’s also football season. When the temp hits that nice mid 50 to high 60 range, ... Read more

10 things athletes say and what they really mean

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Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d take some time on the weekends to share a few classics that many of our newer readers may have missed. . . ... Read more

25 of the worst NBA draft suits of all-time

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The NBA is fantastic. This we know. And while every player wants to be the top pick, a lot of these ballers also look like they’re shooting for worst dressed. Here are 25 of the worst suits in NBA Draft history. Read more

7 things that ruin being at live sporting events

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Sporting events can be an unbelievable experience. A mixture of beers, tears and jeers can turn a regular Saturday into a memory that will last a lifetime. But it’s not all fun and games when you get off the couch and go see a game in person. Today I went to a Celtics game for example, and the lady sitting next to me was one of the most obnoxious human beings on the face of the earth. Read more

7 types of guys that ruin pick-up sports

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Usually everyone is there to have some fun and maybe burn a little testosterone, but there are always those folks that take these games far too seriously. These are a few of the guys that ruin pick-up games. Read more

VIDEO: BMX rider Terrell breaks his leg about as hilariously as one can

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According to the YouTube description, this video features a BMX rider named Terrell breaking his leg while filming a video for the Gypsy Caravan 2our BMX. And while the break is undeniably nasty, he handles it with some fine humor (and a lot of profanity, so be warned for language and gruesomeness) that makes the ... Read more