Squirrels

BREAKING NEWS: This is a squirrel eating a taco

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People like to crap all over AOL’s hyperlocal media site Patch.com for a lack of intrinsic value to society. Fair? Definitely not, primarily because the Ferndale, Mich. Patch has a photo gallery of a local squirrel eating a taco. Your life is now complete. Read more

VIDEO: Squirrel completely fails at jumping

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When I see them on the street, squirrels always really seem like they’ve got their lives together. They’re nimble, they know what they’re doing, just really on the ball. So it pleases me to see them taken down a peg in this video of a squirrel completely failing at a jump up to a rooftop. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Squirrels are jerks, it’s pretty much a known fact. But did you know that they are ANTI-AMERICAN TERRORISTS? Because they totally are! If you’re to believe this “news story” about a Maine town. Read more

Quote of the Day

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This is just an odd story…not a quote, but quite possibly the oddest sentence written in the history of journalism. Video of the incident in question is here. Police in Warren, Ohio, released video of a woman who was interrogated by officers with a baby squirrel in her shirt. She was brought into the station ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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It’s pretty easy to mix up animals, particularly when you’re borderline retarded. I can only assume that’s the case with this guy who apparently thinks squirrels are cats. A fire crew from Paignton was called out by an RSPCA officer to a residential home in Oldway Road, after the squirrel fell down a rooftop extractor ... Read more

Being a squirrel is NUTTY

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The source of this image says it’s a “breasfeeding fail” but I think it’s just that squirrels really know how to pleasure each other in their sleep. Either way, this squirrel is definitely doing something. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Stations which rely on public funding often give gifts to donors to get them to give money. Unfortunately, it is a recession which means gifts are stingy. Thus, instead of something cool, you get underpants. For a squirrel. Twice a year before its pledge drive starts, local public-radio station KRCC likes to offer members a ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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A woman named Nutt has a house that’s now overrun by squirrels. Her son Buster was unavailable for comment. A woman in Northern Ireland says her home has been over-run by grey squirrels. Oonagh Nutt, from Moira in County Down, says the animals first came into her garden from an adjoining park six years ago, ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Since the news has basically given up on reporting actual news, they’re telling stories of assholes with squirrels in their attic. Like this asshole with a squirrel in his attic. History will show it was the squirrel who started this war. In an instinctive act of aggression, it occupied the territories known as the Jensens’ ... Read more

There’s a reason for calling someone "Squirrelly"

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The person who posted this video called this squirrel “the dumbest squirrel evar”. Despite the lack of empirical evidence to support his claim (I mean are their smart squirrels and how do you quantify such a thing?), I must go along with his assessment… Read more