What with Stacy Keibler finally getting back to her roots doing a sexy photo shoot this month we figured it only made sense to take a look at her boyfriend George Clooney’s alleged sexual history next in our continuing series. George may not have bedded the quantity ]]>

What with Stacy Keibler finally getting back to her roots doing a sexy photo shoot this month we figured it only made sense to take a look at her boyfriend George Clooney’s alleged sexual history next in our continuing series. George may not have bedded the quantity of women that men like Leo and Jack have, but the high quality of his conquests cannot be debated.

Previous hookup histories on Guyism.

Kelly Preston (1987-1989)

Preston and Clooney dated for two years. He was fresh off his infamous stint on The Facts of Life. After the relationship ended she moved on to Charlie Sheen, and then John Travolta. Then gave up.

Talia Balsam (1989-1993)

Still not fully understanding the powers he possessed, Clooney actually married Talia Balsam, an actress best known now for playing Mona Sterling on Mad Men. After the marriage ended Clooney vowed to never wed again.

Karen Duffy & Kimberly Russell (1995)

Having figured out that a single George Clooney is a great George Clooney, he hooked up with model/actress/VJ Duff and former Head of the Class star Kimberly Russell in the same year. The ER mystique of Clooney is starting to set it.

Vendela (1996)

Fully entrenched as the biggest heartthrob on TV, Clooney scores his biggest catch hooking up with supermodel Vendela, best known to most as a Sports Illustrated swimsuit issue model.

Lucy Liu (2000)

Amazingly, Clooney took a brief break from dating celebrity women during his last two-plus years on ER, just dating a French waitress and law student named Celine Balitranbut. Once that ended it was Lucy Liu’s turn.

Lisa Snowdon (2000-2005)

Snowden, an English model and TV personality, holds the record for the most years spent alongside Clooney. Though as you will see below, it wasn’t always exclusive.

Krista Allen (2002-2004)

The legendary Krista Allen of Emmanuelle, Days of Our Lives, and Baywatch Hawaii fame spent a couple of years on George’s arm. The powers of Clooney were strong here.

Sarah Larson (2007-2008)

Before dating Clooney, Larson was a contestant on reality TV show Fear Factor. After dating him, she signed with a modeling agency and was named one of People magazine’s 100 Most Beautiful People of 2008.

Elisabetta Canalis (2009-2011)

Before dating Clooney, Canalis was mostly only known in Europe. After dating him she appeared on the Dancing With The Stars. Then after they broke up she dated Steve-O.

Stacy Keibler (2011-Present)

Stepping his game up once again, Clooney is now dating former WWE Diva Stacy Keibler. Where this will lead? Probably to another woman at some point.

Other less-substantiated alleged flings…

Elizabeth Daily, Mariella Frostrup, Teri Hatcher, Traylor Howard, Pink, Jennifer Siebel Newsom, Dedee Pfeiffer, Charlize Theron, Renee Zellweger

Sure we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but what celebrity sex tape do we REALLY want to see? Thanks to the fine folks at PornHub.com we have an answer. They took a survey (now there’s a job) ]]>

Sure we’ve all seen the Kim Kardashian sex tape, and the Kendra Wilkinson sex tape, but what celebrity sex tape do we REALLY want to see? Thanks to the fine folks at PornHub.com we have an answer. They took a survey (now there’s a job) and what follows are the top 10 celebs that people want to see getting naughty on camera.

10 Charlize Theron (1%)

9 Stacy Keibler (2%)

7 (Tie) Sofia Vergara (3%)

7 (Tie) Jennifer Love Hewitt (3%)

5 (Tie) Emma Stone (4%)

5 (Tie) Jessica Alba (4%)

4 Kate Upton (8%)

3 Emma Watson (23%)

1 (Tie) Rihanna (26%)

1 (Tie) Megan Fox (26%)

Looks like dating King of Hollywood George Clooney is finally paying off for Stacy Keibler (and us) because she finally is getting back to her sexy roots with this video shoot she did recently for Mens Fitness. Man, how long has it been since we’ve seen Miss ]]>

Looks like dating King of Hollywood George Clooney is finally paying off for Stacy Keibler (and us) because she finally is getting back to her sexy roots with this video shoot she did recently for Mens Fitness. Man, how long has it been since we’ve seen Miss Hancock looking like this? Too long. She still needs to start appearing regularly on some kind of TV show (please go back to wrestling), but this is a good start.

With WWE WrestleMania 28 now in the books we thought this would be the perfect time to take a look back at the history of the WWE Diva. When setting out on this project we had no idea just how many women had entered the squared circle for the ]]>

With WWE WrestleMania 28 now in the books we thought this would be the perfect time to take a look back at the history of the WWE Diva. When setting out on this project we had no idea just how many women had entered the squared circle for the legendary wrestling organization. As you can see there have been a lot of them, but these are the sexiest WWE Divas of all-time. Begin your debating… now.

66 Chyna (Joanie Laurer)

1997-2001: First woman to qualify for the King of the Ring tournament. Co-Intercontinental Champion in 1999. Became Women’s Champion in 2000. Appeared nude in the November 2000 and January 2002 issues of Playboy.

65 Jazz (Carlene Moore-Begnaud)

2001-2004: Two-time Women’s Champion, once in 2002 and once in 2003.

64 Nidia (Guenard)

2001-2004: Co-won the first season of Tough Enough.

63 Vickie Guerrero

2005-Present: Former general manager of SmackDown! and Raw. Currently manages several wrestlers including Dolph Ziggler and Jack Swagger.

62 Ariel (Shelly Martinez)

2005-2007: Wrestled almost exclusively for the ECW brand of WWE.

61 Cherry (Kara Drew)

2006-2008: Best known for being the manager of the tag team Deuce ‘n Domino.

60 Natalya (Neidhart)

2007-Present: Won the Divas Championship in 2010. She is the daughter of former wrestler Jim “The Anvil” Neidhart.

59 Miss Jackie (Jackie Gayda)

2002-2005: Known for one of the worst matches in wrestling history, referred to by wrestling fans as “That Jackie Gayda Match.”

58 B.B. (Cathy Dingman)

1999-2000: Once competed for the Women’s Championship in a “swimming pool match,” but was eliminated.

57 Tamina Snuka (Sarona Reiher)

2010-Present: Known for her father’s (Jimmy Snuka) signature move, the Superfly Splash.

56 Krissy Vaine (Kristin Eubanks)

2007: Never actually wrestled a match, but did interfere in one!

55 Jacqueline (Moore)

1998–2004: Won the Women’s Championship in 1998 and 2000. Became the third woman to become the Crusierweight Champion in 2004 (the other two coming when the title was under WCW).

54 Kaitlyn (Celeste Bonin)

2010-Present: Won WWE NXT Season 3. Was part of a tag team known as The Chickbusters with AJ.

53 Tori (Terri Poch)

1998-2001: Participated in the first ever WWF women’s Hardcore match.

52 Victoria (Lisa Marie Varon)

2000-2009: Debuted as one of The Godfather’s “hos.” Won the Women’s Championship in 2002 and 2004. Also won the first women’s steel cage match in WWE history.

51 Sharmell (Sullivan-Huffman)

2005-2007: Mostly served as a valet for her real-life husband Booker T.

50 Katie Lea (Katarina Waters)

2008–2010: Was the on-screen sister of wrestler Paul Burchill. Wrestled several times unsuccessfully for the Women’s Championship.

49 Lilian Garcia

1999-2009; 2011-Present: The first WWE Diva to remain with the promotion for 10 years, mostly because she is the ring announcer.

48 Ivory (Lisa Moretti)

1999–2005: Won the Women’s Championship twice in 1999 and once in 2000. Was the other participant in the first ever WWF women’s hardcore match.

47 Beth Phoenix (Carolan)

2006-Present: Won the Women’s Championship in 2007, 2008, and 2010, and the Divas Championship in 2011.

46 Stephanie McMahon

1999-Present: The Executive Vice President, Creative of WWE. Daughter of the owner. Won the Women’s Championship in 2000.

45 Miss Kitty (Stacy Carter)

1999–2001: Won the Women’s Championship in 1999, after which she flashed her breasts to the crowd in the first case of intentional nudity in the company’s history.

44 Muffy (Caryn Mower)

2000: Stephanie McMahon’s personal trainer for two appearances on Smackdown!.

43 Naomi (Trinity McCray)

2010-Present: Finished second on WWE NXT Season 3. Currently a dancer and valet for wrestler Brodus Clay.

42 Jillian Hall (Fletcher)

2005-2010: Won the Divas Championship in 2009, but lost it on the same night. Also managed JBL to the United States Championship.

41 Sunny (Tammy Lynn Sytch)

1995-1998: Considered one of the very first Divas in WWE history. Won Pro Wrestling Illustrated’s Manager of the Year Award in 1996.

40 AJ (Lee)

2011-Present: Was part of a tag team known as The Chickbusters with Kaitlyn. The current on-screen boyfriend of the now former World Heavyweight Champion Daniel Bryan.

39 Amy Weber

2004-2005: Was part of the 2004 WWE Diva Search and became JBL’s “image consultant.” Quit because of alleged sexual harassment.

38 Layla El

2006-Present: Won the Women’s Championship in 2010, becoming the first Diva Search winner to have won the title.

37 Cameron (Ariane Andrew)

2012-Present: Was the first wrestler eliminated on the 2011 season of season of Tough Enough. Now one of the backup dancers and valets for Brodus Clay.

36 Melina (Perez)

2005-2011: Five-time champion having won the Women’s Championship twice in 2007 and once in 2009, as well as the Divas Championship once in 2009 and and once in 2010.

35 Ryan Shamrock (Alicia Webb)

1999: Played the on-screen younger sister of wrestler Ken Shamrock. Supposedly starred with wrestler Val Venis in a fictional pornographic film.

34 Debra (Marshall)

1998-2002: Won the Women’s Championship in 1999. Briefly played the role of Lieutenant Commissioner, the assistant to Commissioner Mick Foley.

33 Mickie James

DATES: A six-time champion, having won the Women’s Championship twice in 2006, and once each in 2007, 2008 and 2010, plus the Divas Championship once in 2009.

32 Mrs. Yamaguchi (Shian-Li Tsang)

1998: Played the the on-screen wife of Yamaguchi-San, the manager to the Japanese stable of wrestlers called Kaientai.

31 Rosa Mendes (Milena Roucka)

2008-Present: Participated in the 2006 WWE Diva Search. Won a Slammy Award for the Best Use of Exercise Equipment in 2010. Currently manages the tag team of Primo and Epico.

30 Joy Giovanni

2004-2005: The first and only winner of the WWE Rookie Diva of the Year Award.

29 Dawn Marie (Psaltis)

2002-2005: Married WWE Diva Torrie Wilson’s real-life father Al Wilson, then proceeded to kill him due to all their vigorous sex.

28 Lita (Amy Dumas)

1999-2006: Won the WWE Women’s Championship four times, once in 2000 and 2004 and twice in 2006. Had very public off-screen relationships with wrestlers Matt Hardy and Edge.

27 Carmella DeCesare

2004: Runner-up in the 2004 WWE Diva Search in a program that saw five other contestants also go on to be Divas for WWE. Playboy Playmate of the Year in 2004.

26 Candice Michelle (Beckman-Ehrlich)

2004-2009: Won the Women’s Championship in 2007. Was the first former Diva Search contestant to win a WWE title. Posed nude for the April 2006 issue of Playboy.

25 Terri Runnels

1996-2004: Best known for managing Goldust, as well as a a wet T-shirt contest between her and Trish Stratus on Raw. Very briefly held the WWE Hardcore Championship.

24 (tie) Brie Bella (Brianna Garcia)

2008-Present: Often wrestles as a tag team with her twin sister Nikki Bella. Known to change places with her sister to cheat in singles matches. Won the Divas Championship in 2011.

24 (tie) Nikki Bella (Stephanie Garcia)

2008-Present: Often wrestles as a tag team with her twin sister Brie Bella. Known to change places with her sister to cheat in singles matches. Has won no titles yet.

22 Ashley Massaro

2005-2008: Won the WWE the Diva Search in 2005. Lost a Women’s Championship match against Melina at WrestleMania 23. Appeared nude in the April 2007 issue of Playboy.

21 Christy Hemme

2004-2005: Won the 2004 Diva Search. Twice wrestled Trish Stratus for the Women’s Championship, losing both times. Posed nude in the April 2005 issue of Playboy.

20 Eve Torres

2008-Present: The 2007 WWE Diva Search winner. Won the Divas Championship twice, once in 2010 and once in 2011.

19 Miss Elizabeth (Hulette)

1985-1992: Best known for her role as the manager of wrestler Randy “Macho Man” Savage.

18 Molly Holly (Nora Greenwald)

2000-2005: A two time Women’s Champion, winning the belt in 2002 and 2003, as well as a one-time Hardcore Champion, for an hour. Was on-screen cousins with wrestlers Bob Holly and Crash Holly.

17 Brooke Adams

2007: Competed in the the 2006 WWE Diva Search. Mostly just appeared on “Extreme Exposé,” a weekly dance segment on the ECW TV show.

16 Rochelle Loewen

2004-2005: Competed for the title of SmackDown! Rookie Diva of the Year. She didn’t win.

15 Kristal (Marshall)

2005-2007: Has the distinction of competing in a Fatal Four-Way Bra and Panties match with Michelle McCool, Ashley Massaro and Jillian Hall.

14 Tiffany (Taryn Terrell)

2008-2010: Began as the Assistant General Manager of the ECW show. Once beat the then current Women’s Champion Michelle McCool by disqualification.

13 Lena Yada

2007-2008: Mostly served as a backstage interviewer, although she did win a 16-Diva tag team match – her only televised match.

12 Rebecca DiPietro

2006-2007: Was mostly a backstage interviewer. Participated as a “Lumberjill” for a Women’s Championship match in 2006. Appeared in Playboy in 2001 and was a Playboy “Cyber Girl of the Week” in 2004.

11 Michelle McCool

2004-2011: Became the inaugural Divas Champion in 2008. Won the Women’s Championship twice, once in 2009 and once in 2010. Unified the two titles in late 2010, making her a four-time champion.

10 Kelly Kelly (Barbie Blank)

2006-Present: Won the Divas Championship in 2011. Was initially known for a weekly segment on the ECW TV show called “Kelly’s Exposé” in which she would perform a striptease.

9 Trish Stratus (Stratigias)

2000-Present: Has won seven Women’s Championships (the most ever), once in 2001, twice in 2002, and once each in 2003, 2004, 2005, and 2006 and is a one-time Hardcore Champion. Was named “Diva of the Decade” for the 2000s.

8 Gail Kim

2003-2004: Her debut match was a seven-woman battle royal for the Women’s Championship, which she won.

7 Sable (Rena Lesnar)

1996-1999, 2003-2004: Won the Women’s Championship in 1998. Appeared nude in the April 1999, September 1999, and March 2003 issues of Playboy.

6 Maria (Kanellis)

2004-2010: Despite her long run she never won any championships though she did wrestle for the title unsuccessfully. Posed nude for the April 2008 edition of Playboy.

5 Aksana (Zivile Raudoniene)

2010-Present: Married Goldust on NXT so she could remain in the United States. Won her in-ring debut defeating Natalya in January 2012.

4 Maryse (Ouellet)

2006-2011: Won the Divas Championship in 2008 and held it longer than anyone in the history of the title – seven months. Won it a second time in 2010. Appeared on the cover and inside Playboy’s 2007 Girls of Canada calendar.

3 Alicia Fox (Victoria Crawford)

2008-Present: Won the Divas Championship in 2010. Lost to Melina and Mickie James in two other title matches.

2 Torrie (Wilson)

2001-2008: Lost a Women’s Championship match against Molly Holly in 2003, the closest she ever came to winning a title. Appeared nude in the May 2003 and March 2004 issues of Playboy.

1 Stacy Keibler

2001-2006: Became WWE Chairman Vince McMahon’s personal assistant after performing a table dance in the ring in 2002. Lost a Women’s Championship title match to Trish Stratus in 2004.

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Not ones to be left out of all the fun in 2012, last night it was the film industry’s turn to dole out awards, Oscars to be precise, at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Many were winners, many more were losers, but the most important thing is that there ]]>

Not ones to be left out of all the fun in 2012, last night it was the film industry’s turn to dole out awards, Oscars to be precise, at the 84th Annual Academy Awards. Many were winners, many more were losers, but the most important thing is that there were lots of sexy celebrity females in attendance.

Here are your winners:
Best Picture: The Artist
Actor in a Leading Role: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Actress in a Leading Role: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
Actor in a Supporting Role: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
Actress in a Supporting Role: Octavia Spencer, The Help
Directing: Michel Hazanivicius, The Artist
Animated Feature Film: Rango
Art Direction: Hugo
Cinematography: Hugo
Visual Effects: Hugo
Film Editing: The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo
Costume Design: The Artist
Writing (Adapted Screenplay): The Descendants
Writing (Original Screenplay): Midnight in Paris
Documentary Feature: Undefeated
Music (Original Score): The Artist
Music (Original Song): “Man or Muppet” from The Muppets
J-Lo’s Nipple: Twitter account

PHOTOS: Best dresses from the last two Academy Awards

And here are your sexy celebrity ladies (in order below): Berenice Bejo, Sandra Bullock, Rose Byrne, Jessica Chastain, Penelope Cruz, Cameron Diaz, Ellie Kemper, Anna Faris, Stacy Keibler, Milla Jovovich, Judy Greer, Kate Mara, Lara Spencer, Jennifer Lopez, Maria Menounos, Missy Pyle, Nancy O’Dell, Kelly Osbourne, Penelope Ann Miller, Gwyneth Paltrow, Natalie Portman, Kelly Ripa, Rooney Mara, Emma Stone, Viola Davis, Kristen Wiig, Michelle Williams, and Sarah Hyland, Angelina Jolie.

And if you missed Sacha Baron Cohen pouring “Kim Jong-Il’s ashes” on Ryan Seacrest, here you go.

The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results ]]>

The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results and some pictures of pretty women.

Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture — The Help
Outstanding Female Actor in a Leading Role — Viola Davis, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Leading Role — Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series — Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Male Actor in a Drama Series — Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Female Actor in a Drama Series — Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award — Mary Tyler Moore
Outstanding Male Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Female Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Ensemble in a Comedy Series — Modern Family
Outstanding Female Actor in a Comedy Series — Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Outstanding Male Actor in a Comedy Series — Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Female Actor in a Supporting Role — Octavia Spencer, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role — Christopher Plummer, Beginners

In order below: Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Diane Lane, Dianna Agron, Ellie Kemper, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone, Gretchen Mol, Heather Morris, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Chastain, Judy Greer, Julianna Margulies, Kaley Cuoco, Katrina Bowden, Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman, Naya Rivera, Paz Vega, Rose Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, and Stacy Keibler.

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t ]]>

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t give a shit. But for those of you that do care, here are your results and some pictures of a few of the sexy women who were in attendance.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: The Descendants
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: George Clooney, The Descendants
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: The Artist
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
BEST DIRECTOR: Martin Scorsese, Hugo
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Octavia Spencer, The Help
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
BEST COMEDY SERIES: Modern Family
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY: Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Claire Danes, Homeland
TV SERIES, DRAMA: Homeland
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Kelsey Grammar, Boss
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY: Laura Dern, Enlightened

And the ladies… (in order below): Reese Witherspoon, Natalie Portman, Stacy Keibler, SaraH Michelle Gellar, Jessica Biel, Lea Michele, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Zooey Deschanel, Rooney Mara, Diane Lane, Sarah Hyland, Claire Danes, Katherine McPhee, Maria Menounos, Odette Annable, and Charlize Theron.

I’ve got to hand it to Stacy Keibler. She’s lasted longer as George Clooney’s girlfriend than I thought she would. I get why Elisabetta Canalis was with Clooney for so long; she’s not really that famous so he could kind of do whatever he wanted and ]]>

Keep up the good work, Stacy...

I’ve got to hand it to Stacy Keibler. She’s lasted longer as George Clooney’s girlfriend than I thought she would. I get why Elisabetta Canalis was with Clooney for so long; she’s not really that famous so he could kind of do whatever he wanted and what was she going to say? But, Stacy, she’s famous, and her career is, hmmm, ummm, what exactly is she doing these days other than looking all hot while going to parties like whatever this was over the weekend? Maybe that is her job now: being Clooney’s arm candy at parties. Do you get business cards for doing that? An office? I bet the retirement plan is pretty good.

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards and the MTV Movie Awards both took place this past weekend. Did you miss them? If so, here’s everything you need to know: Sexy women were there. We’ll start with the Spike show in the pics below and finish up with the MTV show. ]]>

Whatever award Minka Kelly got she totally deserved it...

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards and the MTV Movie Awards both took place this past weekend. Did you miss them? If so, here’s everything you need to know: Sexy women were there. We’ll start with the Spike show in the pics below and finish up with the MTV show. See if you can delineate where one set of pics ends and another begins (it’ll be a game!). Among those in attendance at these shindigs were (in order below): Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, Eva Mendes, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, Taylor Cole, Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart, Brooklyn Decker, Amber Lancaster, Emma Stone, Amanda Bynes, Chelsea Kane, Reese Witherspoon, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (again), and Jessica Szohr.

I am loving Esquire’s new “Me in My Place” features. First they had Sarah Shahi in some of the most amazing photos ever, then they had Natalia Zea looking all hot, and now they busted out Stacy Keibler to smoke things up ]]>

Her place looks like a lot of fun...

I am loving Esquire’s new “Me in My Place” features. First they had Sarah Shahi in some of the most amazing photos ever, then they had Natalia Zea looking all hot, and now they busted out Stacy Keibler to smoke things up a little bit. Man, it’s been far too long since we’ve had some hot Stacy Keibler action like this. I can’t remember the last time Stacy did a sexy photo shoot, can you? Esquire really is doing the lord’s work here.

A bunch more sexy Stacy Keibler pics and video from this shoot here.

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, ]]>

Trick or treat? Either is fine, thankyouverymuch...

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, Stacy Keibler , Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley (Very hot!), Holly Madison, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Briana Evigan (Who? Hot!!), Ashley Greene, Carmen Electra, AnnaLynne McCord, Tori Spelling, Alyssa Milano (WOW!!), and Jamie Lyn Sigler.

Several celebrities were on hand for the EA Madden Celebrity Pigskin game in Malibu. Foremost among them was Maria Menounos who won MVP of the flag football affair. And while I’m all sure there are many out there who are concerned about the score ]]>

Several celebrities were on hand for the EA Madden Celebrity Pigskin game in Malibu. Foremost among them was Maria Menounos who won MVP of the flag football affair. And while I’m all sure there are many out there who are concerned about the score and the stats, I’m guessing there’s a larger group that just wants to see Maria Menounos looking hot.

And at Guyism, we like to think we’re a site for the people.

The First Annual ‘Muscle Milk Light’ Women’s Fitness Retreat took place in Beverly Hills and all the star were there. Well, okay, no stars were there, but Lindsay and Ali Lohan and Stacy Keibler were!! Stacy looked pretty good, though she was wearing way took ]]>

The First Annual ‘Muscle Milk Light’ Women’s Fitness Retreat took place in Beverly Hills and all the star were there. Well, okay, no stars were there, but Lindsay and Ali Lohan and Stacy Keibler were!! Stacy looked pretty good, though she was wearing way took much clothing for working out, while Lindsay had the right amount of clothing, but looked to be, how shall I put this… a little soft. I’d still hit it of course, but I think “not drinking” may be starting to affect Lindsay’s physique.

Either the producers of the Linda Lovelace movie that Lindsay Lohan was/is supposed to star in didn’t get the memo that LiLo is pretty much Los Angeles-bound, thanks to her legal difficulties or they’ve moved the set ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

Either the producers of the Linda Lovelace movie that Lindsay Lohan was/is supposed to star in didn’t get the memo that LiLo is pretty much Los Angeles-bound, thanks to her legal difficulties or they’ve moved the set from Texas to California. And I sure hope they don’t think she’s going to get time off for good behavior either because Lindsay has already been out clubbing and frequenting house parties. She’s going to get busted sooner or later, even if she does rub tree oil on her leg or try using a paperclip to jam her SCRAM anklet. Oh, and about the Lovelace movie being shot it Texas?? Never mind… we can scratch that… apparently Lindsay lied to the judge about that. Like I said before, she is so going to the slam.

Here’s further proof that Lindsay has totally got all her sh-t together, y’all…

In other legal news, Heather Locklear will not be charged for running over a no parking sign, because, ummm, cops investigated but could not place Heather behind the wheel of the car that murdered the sign.

So who is going to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3? First we heard that Gemma Arterton was up for consideration, but now it seems that Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has the inside track despite the fact that she’s never been in a film before. Maybe the claims that Michael Bay only used Megan in the flick for her looks are true.

For all you Miley Cyrus pedos fans out there, your girl is reported to have gone on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree and her boyfriend just moved in with her. Next thing you know Jamie Spears is going to want to take her to court to take charge of all her affairs. Wait, sorry, wrong trailer park family. Sorry.

This is sure to disappoint a few of you. Christina Aguilera has canceled her summer tour amid reports of poor ticket sales. The very tour that she was promoting the face off of. Her people are spinning it differently though. They say it’s been postponed to next year because Aguilera ‘needed more time to rehearse’. Uh huh.

This will also probably disappoint a few of you as well. It seems that, get ready, Stacy Keibler may be a bit of a diva. And no I am not referring to her days in the WWE. Get ready for it… She actually had to wait a few minutes to get her nails done. I KNOW!! According to the National Enquirer, Stacy was so annoyed that she had to wait five minutes for her appointment that she seethed in silence during her manicure session. Man… don’t those people know who she is?! She famous!!

Speaking of famous female singers, apparently Celine Dion’s neighbors hate her and she hasn’t even moved into her house yet. They’re mad because she dug six deep wells to help feed her new home/waterpark and are going to be wasting a sh-tton of fresh water. They say that now, but wait til the first time they get to go on her log flume, then they’ll change their tune.

If you couldn’t stand her before, this might do the trick. Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have just released a music album, announced on her blog that she’s addicted to “prescription pills” and will now appear on Celebrity Rehab. I don’t know who I hate more, Tila or whoever the hell decided to put on a another TV show.

As for people who actually like Tila Tequila, Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis is back in the news. This time for hitting a woman – again – allegedly. Oh, did I mention this woman was pregnant? She was pregnant. A pregnant employee. Now I know times are tough, but if you’re a female, any female, would you ever have taken a job working for him in the first place? I don’t like blaming victims of alleged crimes, but there is such a thing as judgment.

Tiki Barber got a rude awakening this week when his wife (soon to be ex-wife, I assume) wouldn’t let him into the delivery room while she gave birth to the couple’s twins. Kinda makes nailing that 23 year-old NBC intern seem kind of dumb now doesn’t it?

The eagerly-anticipated Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is out. No, not on DVD, but all over the freaking Internet. In the interest of mankind I provide you with a link to a link to the video. You’re welcome.

Speaking of ladies doing sexy things, Courtney Love claims that she and Kate Moss once had a lesbian fling. Drop me a comment below if you care.

And lastly, Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack died this week at the age of 39. People just don’t seem to be living as long these days for some reason.

Remember how on Friday Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio were all in bikinis in a pool to celebrate the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret swim catalog? Well, they had a party later. And they added Kylie Bisutti, Mini Anden, and

Remember how on Friday Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio were all in bikinis in a pool to celebrate the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret swim catalog? Well, they had a party later. And they added Kylie Bisutti, Mini Anden, and Stacy Keibler to the mix. Greatest party ever?

Mel B, aka Scary Spice, launched something called the Mel B Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop, or something. Not real sure. Whatever it was two other super famous babes, Stacy Keibler and Kim Kardashian were there to support it. Is it possible that Mel ]]>

Mel B, aka Scary Spice, launched something called the Mel B Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop, or something. Not real sure. Whatever it was two other super famous babes, Stacy Keibler and Kim Kardashian were there to support it. Is it possible that Mel B has her own line of candy or something? And if so, why? Do many people really even remember her anymore? Oh, to be rich and quasi-famous…

Mia Hamm and Normar Garciaparra hosted some kind of Celebrity Soccer challenge on Saturday. The proceeds for the charity event went to Childrens Hospital Los Angeles and the Mia Hamm Foundation.

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Mia Hamm and Normar Garciaparra hosted some kind of Celebrity Soccer challenge on Saturday. The proceeds for the charity event went to Childrens Hospital Los Angeles and the Mia Hamm Foundation.

The above is just filler information so this post looks somewhat sports related. Because the most important thing that came out of this was Guyism favorite Stacy Keibler in soccer shorts. Don’t get me wrong, any kind of charity to help children is much appreciated. But I’m thinking that these pictures of Keibler will probably incite some men to make babies.

And in the end, its all about the kids.

Rarely will I discuss religion or belief in God, Buddha, or any other type of higher being. But this photo has compelled me to appeal to the Almighty One.

Allow me a moment of meditation:

“If there is a God, whomever you may be, please don’t ]]>

Rarely will I discuss religion or belief in God, Buddha, or any other type of higher being.
But this photo has compelled me to appeal to the Almighty One.

Allow me a moment of meditation:

“If there is a God, whomever you may be, please don’t let this become a fashion staple in Women’s tennis.
Please!
We need, NO, I need short tennis skirts and tank tops.
Leotards, leggings, and long sleeve shirts have no business on the courts I tell ya. No damn business!

Thank you. (oh, and if you get a chance, please magically replace my wife with Stacy Keibler)“