The 18th Annual Screen Actors Guild (SAG) Awards took place last night. Yes, that makes three awards shows in three weeks. These people never tire of congratulating themselves and we’re just getting started. So for those of you that are interested, here are the results and some pictures of pretty women.

Outstanding Cast in a Motion Picture — The Help
Outstanding Female Actor in a Leading Role — Viola Davis, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Leading Role — Jean Dujardin, The Artist
Outstanding Ensemble in a Drama Series — Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Male Actor in a Drama Series — Steve Buscemi, Boardwalk Empire
Outstanding Female Actor in a Drama Series — Jessica Lange, American Horror Story
Screen Actors Guild Lifetime Achievement Award — Mary Tyler Moore
Outstanding Male Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Paul Giamatti, Too Big to Fail
Outstanding Female Actor in a TV Movie or Mini-Series — Kate Winslet, Mildred Pierce
Outstanding Ensemble in a Comedy Series — Modern Family
Outstanding Female Actor in a Comedy Series — Betty White, Hot in Cleveland
Outstanding Male Actor in a Comedy Series — Alec Baldwin, 30 Rock
Outstanding Female Actor in a Supporting Role — Octavia Spencer, The Help
Outstanding Male Actor in a Supporting Role — Christopher Plummer, Beginners

In order below: Amber Heard, Angelina Jolie, Ashlee Simpson, Diane Lane, Dianna Agron, Ellie Kemper, Emily Blunt, Emma Stone, Gretchen Mol, Heather Morris, Jayma Mays, Jennifer Carpenter, Jessica Chastain, Judy Greer, Julianna Margulies, Kaley Cuoco, Katrina Bowden, Kelly Osbourne, Lea Michele, Maria Menounos, Michelle Williams, Natalie Portman, Naya Rivera, Paz Vega, Rose Byrne, Sarah Hyland, Sofia Vergara, and Stacy Keibler.

Yes, as hard as it is to believe, even though we just had an awards show, there was another one last night: the 69th Annual Golden Globe Awards. Many very important awards were given out, many important people attended, and many people across the world really didn’t give a shit. But for those of you that do care, here are your results and some pictures of a few of the sexy women who were in attendance.

BEST MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: The Descendants
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: George Clooney, The Descendants
BEST MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: The Artist
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, DRAMA: Meryl Streep, The Iron Lady
BEST ACTOR IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Jean Dujardin, The Artist
BEST DIRECTOR: Martin Scorsese, Hugo
BEST SUPPORTING ACTRESS: Octavia Spencer, The Help
BEST ACTRESS IN A MOTION PICTURE, MUSICAL/COMEDY: Michelle Williams, My Week With Marilyn
BEST SUPPORTING ACTOR: Christopher Plummer, Beginners
BEST COMEDY SERIES: Modern Family
BEST ACTOR, COMEDY: Matt LeBlanc, Episodes
BEST ACTRESS, DRAMA: Claire Danes, Homeland
TV SERIES, DRAMA: Homeland
BEST ACTOR, DRAMA: Kelsey Grammar, Boss
BEST ACTRESS, COMEDY: Laura Dern, Enlightened

And the ladies… (in order below): Reese Witherspoon, Natalie Portman, Stacy Keibler, SaraH Michelle Gellar, Jessica Biel, Lea Michele, Emma Stone, Mila Kunis, Salma Hayek, Kate Beckinsale, Angelina Jolie, Zooey Deschanel, Rooney Mara, Diane Lane, Sarah Hyland, Claire Danes, Katherine McPhee, Maria Menounos, Odette Annable, and Charlize Theron.

Keep up the good work, Stacy...

I’ve got to hand it to Stacy Keibler. She’s lasted longer as George Clooney’s girlfriend than I thought she would. I get why Elisabetta Canalis was with Clooney for so long; she’s not really that famous so he could kind of do whatever he wanted and what was she going to say? But, Stacy, she’s famous, and her career is, hmmm, ummm, what exactly is she doing these days other than looking all hot while going to parties like whatever this was over the weekend? Maybe that is her job now: being Clooney’s arm candy at parties. Do you get business cards for doing that? An office? I bet the retirement plan is pretty good.

George Clooney And Stacy Keibler Take Their Romance Public
“They took their budding romance public Saturday night, stepping out for an event at the Toronto Film Festival.”

Minka Kelly: I Had “Complicated” Relationship with Stripper Mom
“She would want me to skip school… I was like ‘No, Mom, I’ve gotta go to school!’”

Leo DiCaprio — Jewelry Clerk Panics … Please Don’t Rob Me!
“A clerk named Linda — who works at The Family Jewels shop in Sydney — panicked when she saw two burly men walk into her store and then stood guard at the door.”

Chris Brown — 95 Parking Tickets … DISMISSED
“Chris Brown just caught the second biggest break of his life … 95 out of the 117 parking tickets he accrued recently have been dismissed.”

Jack Nicholson House Burns To The Ground
“His current renters are William O’Farrell and William Tynan…”

Terrence Howard Leaves Angry Death Threat On Voicemail
“N**ga, you been calling my wife… If you call my wife again I’m going to come to your house and I’m going to cut your f***ing throat…”

Hugh Jackman: I Only Work Out Because I’m Paid To
“I don’t really enjoy training. People say it’s addictive, but I’m like, ‘Not so much.’”

Beyonce Pulls Out of Live Satellite Performance at Michael Jackson Tribute Concert
“Creating more controversy, Michael Jackson fans are outraged that promoters are now offering 2-for-1 deals for tickets.”

Mel Gibson to Make Movie About Jewish Hero Judah Maccabee
“The move is sure to raise eyebrows, as Gibson’s past words and actions would not indicate he’s a big fan of the Jewish faith.”

Jewish Org. to Warner Bros. — BOOT Mel Gibson from Maccabee Movie
“As a hero of the Jewish people and a universal hero in the struggle for religious liberty, Judah Maccabee deserves better.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind-the-scenes video of a recent photo shoot with singer Skylar Grey.

Simon Cowell: I Had a “Bizarre” Blind Date With Denise Richards
“She turned up 8 months pregnant and had a dog in her handbag.”

Denise Richards Denies Date With “Hot Piece of Ass” Simon Cowell
“If I was being set up, I didn’t know it!”

Price Is Right Producers SUED for Sexual Harassment
“Lanisha Cole, the longest tenured model on TPIR, filed the lawsuit … in L.A. County Superior Court.”

George Clooney and Stacy Keibler Are Still Dating
“Anybody that knows me knows that I’m definitely a guy’s girl.”

Elisabetta Canalis Breaks Silence on George Clooney Split
“I have always seen cold and controlled men as the right ones for me.”

Madonna Offered $300K To Partner With Cougar Dating Website
“To us, Madonna is without a doubt the queen of Cougars, and therefore, we at CougarLife are extremely interested in exploring a unique partnership with you.”

Paris Hilton — Training to Become Most Powerful House DJ EVER
“Hilton has been traveling the world to shadow some super-famous DJs to get some guidance for her upcoming house music album.”

Holly Madison Tells Hef’s Runaway Bride: “Get A Life!”
“She can’t think of anything on her own, so she has to do everything I’ve done.”

Reese Witherspoon Not Pressing Charges Against Driver
“the actress, 35, is not planning to press charges against the 84-year-old woman who struck her with her car in Santa Monica, Calif. on Wednesday.”

Famous Designer John Galliano — Guilty of Hate Crime
“Former Dior designer John Galliano has been found GUILTY of making anti-Semitic and racist comments in Paris…”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Behind the scenes video of Jennifer Lawrence being turned into Mystique for X-Men: First Class.

Whatever award Minka Kelly got she totally deserved it...

The Spike TV Guys Choice Awards and the MTV Movie Awards both took place this past weekend. Did you miss them? If so, here’s everything you need to know: Sexy women were there. We’ll start with the Spike show in the pics below and finish up with the MTV show. See if you can delineate where one set of pics ends and another begins (it’ll be a game!). Among those in attendance at these shindigs were (in order below): Minka Kelly, Mila Kunis, Erin Heatherton, Eva Mendes, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Scarlett Johansson, Stacy Keibler, Taylor Cole, Emma Watson, Selena Gomez, Kristen Stewart, Brooklyn Decker, Amber Lancaster, Emma Stone, Amanda Bynes, Chelsea Kane, Reese Witherspoon, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley (again), and Jessica Szohr.

Her place looks like a lot of fun...

I am loving Esquire’s new “Me in My Place” features. First they had Sarah Shahi in some of the most amazing photos ever, then they had Natalia Zea looking all hot, and now they busted out Stacy Keibler to smoke things up a little bit. Man, it’s been far too long since we’ve had some hot Stacy Keibler action like this. I can’t remember the last time Stacy did a sexy photo shoot, can you? Esquire really is doing the lord’s work here.

A bunch more sexy Stacy Keibler pics and video from this shoot here.

Trick or treat? Either is fine, thankyouverymuch...

So did you have a fun Halloween? These ladies did. And after counting the ballots (mine) Brooke Burke won this year’s costume contest with her ridiculously tight black cat suit. Rowrrr… Also participating this year (in order below) were Tara Reid (Natch.), Molly Sims, Kim Kardashian, Kate Beckinsale, Eva LaRue, Stacy Keibler , Jenni ‘JWoww’ Farley (Very hot!), Holly Madison, Paris & Nicky Hilton, Briana Evigan (Who? Hot!!), Ashley Greene, Carmen Electra, AnnaLynne McCord, Tori Spelling, Alyssa Milano (WOW!!), and Jamie Lyn Sigler.

Several celebrities were on hand for the EA Madden Celebrity Pigskin game in Malibu. Foremost among them was Maria Menounos who won MVP of the flag football affair. And while I’m all sure there are many out there who are concerned about the score and the stats, I’m guessing there’s a larger group that just wants to see Maria Menounos looking hot.

And at Guyism, we like to think we’re a site for the people.

The First Annual ‘Muscle Milk Light’ Women’s Fitness Retreat took place in Beverly Hills and all the star were there. Well, okay, no stars were there, but Lindsay and Ali Lohan and Stacy Keibler were!! Stacy looked pretty good, though she was wearing way took much clothing for working out, while Lindsay had the right amount of clothing, but looked to be, how shall I put this… a little soft. I’d still hit it of course, but I think “not drinking” may be starting to affect Lindsay’s physique.

Either the producers of the Linda Lovelace movie that Lindsay Lohan was/is supposed to star in didn’t get the memo that LiLo is pretty much Los Angeles-bound, thanks to her legal difficulties or they’ve moved the set from Texas to California. And I sure hope they don’t think she’s going to get time off for good behavior either because Lindsay has already been out clubbing and frequenting house parties. She’s going to get busted sooner or later, even if she does rub tree oil on her leg or try using a paperclip to jam her SCRAM anklet. Oh, and about the Lovelace movie being shot it Texas?? Never mind… we can scratch that… apparently Lindsay lied to the judge about that. Like I said before, she is so going to the slam.

Here’s further proof that Lindsay has totally got all her sh-t together, y’all…

In other legal news, Heather Locklear will not be charged for running over a no parking sign, because, ummm, cops investigated but could not place Heather behind the wheel of the car that murdered the sign.

So who is going to replace Megan Fox in Transformers 3? First we heard that Gemma Arterton was up for consideration, but now it seems that Victoria’s Secret model Rosie Huntington-Whiteley has the inside track despite the fact that she’s never been in a film before. Maybe the claims that Michael Bay only used Megan in the flick for her looks are true.

For all you Miley Cyrus pedos fans out there, your girl is reported to have gone on a $3,000 lingerie-shopping spree and her boyfriend just moved in with her. Next thing you know Jamie Spears is going to want to take her to court to take charge of all her affairs. Wait, sorry, wrong trailer park family. Sorry.

This is sure to disappoint a few of you. Christina Aguilera has canceled her summer tour amid reports of poor ticket sales. The very tour that she was promoting the face off of. Her people are spinning it differently though. They say it’s been postponed to next year because Aguilera ‘needed more time to rehearse’. Uh huh.

This will also probably disappoint a few of you as well. It seems that, get ready, Stacy Keibler may be a bit of a diva. And no I am not referring to her days in the WWE. Get ready for it… She actually had to wait a few minutes to get her nails done. I KNOW!! According to the National Enquirer, Stacy was so annoyed that she had to wait five minutes for her appointment that she seethed in silence during her manicure session. Man… don’t those people know who she is?! She famous!!

Speaking of famous female singers, apparently Celine Dion’s neighbors hate her and she hasn’t even moved into her house yet. They’re mad because she dug six deep wells to help feed her new home/waterpark and are going to be wasting a sh-tton of fresh water. They say that now, but wait til the first time they get to go on her log flume, then they’ll change their tune.

If you couldn’t stand her before, this might do the trick. Tila Tequila, who just so happens to have just released a music album, announced on her blog that she’s addicted to “prescription pills” and will now appear on Celebrity Rehab. I don’t know who I hate more, Tila or whoever the hell decided to put on a another TV show.

As for people who actually like Tila Tequila, Girls Gone Wild’s Joe Francis is back in the news. This time for hitting a woman – again – allegedly. Oh, did I mention this woman was pregnant? She was pregnant. A pregnant employee. Now I know times are tough, but if you’re a female, any female, would you ever have taken a job working for him in the first place? I don’t like blaming victims of alleged crimes, but there is such a thing as judgment.

Tiki Barber got a rude awakening this week when his wife (soon to be ex-wife, I assume) wouldn’t let him into the delivery room while she gave birth to the couple’s twins. Kinda makes nailing that 23 year-old NBC intern seem kind of dumb now doesn’t it?

The eagerly-anticipated Kendra Wilkinson sex tape is out. No, not on DVD, but all over the freaking Internet. In the interest of mankind I provide you with a link to a link to the video. You’re welcome.

Speaking of ladies doing sexy things, Courtney Love claims that she and Kate Moss once had a lesbian fling. Drop me a comment below if you care.

And lastly, Brittany Murphy’s husband Simon Monjack died this week at the age of 39. People just don’t seem to be living as long these days for some reason.

Remember how on Friday Miranda Kerr, Candice Swanepoel and Alessandra Ambrosio were all in bikinis in a pool to celebrate the 15th Anniversary of the Victoria’s Secret swim catalog? Well, they had a party later. And they added Kylie Bisutti, Mini Anden, and Stacy Keibler to the mix. Greatest party ever?

Mel B, aka Scary Spice, launched something called the Mel B Sugar Factory Couture Lollipop, or something. Not real sure. Whatever it was two other super famous babes, Stacy Keibler and Kim Kardashian were there to support it. Is it possible that Mel B has her own line of candy or something? And if so, why? Do many people really even remember her anymore? Oh, to be rich and quasi-famous…

Mia Hamm and Normar Garciaparra hosted some kind of Celebrity Soccer challenge on Saturday. The proceeds for the charity event went to Childrens Hospital Los Angeles and the Mia Hamm Foundation.

The above is just filler information so this post looks somewhat sports related. Because the most important thing that came out of this was Guyism favorite Stacy Keibler in soccer shorts. Don’t get me wrong, any kind of charity to help children is much appreciated. But I’m thinking that these pictures of Keibler will probably incite some men to make babies.

And in the end, its all about the kids.

Rarely will I discuss religion or belief in God, Buddha, or any other type of higher being.
But this photo has compelled me to appeal to the Almighty One.

Allow me a moment of meditation:

“If there is a God, whomever you may be, please don’t let this become a fashion staple in Women’s tennis.
Please!
We need, NO, I need short tennis skirts and tank tops.
Leotards, leggings, and long sleeve shirts have no business on the courts I tell ya. No damn business!

Thank you. (oh, and if you get a chance, please magically replace my wife with Stacy Keibler)“

Seriously. How good would it have been to have born a hot chick, guys? I mean, what exactly does Stacy Keibler do for a living, anyway? Answer: Look hot. That, and that alone, gets her the opportunity to jet off to Miami Beach and lounge around in a bikini while we sit and freeze our 9-to-5 a$$es off. That being said, she is really good at her job. And so is the person who took these photos…

Yes! We did it. 310 women from 32 different countries. Thousands of votes. 30 years of sexy ladies… Phew! Now comes the really hard part: Taking the 28 stunning women you chose from these groups and whittling them down to your ultimate choice and crowning our 3rd Annual Sexiest Woman of the Year. Semi-Final #2 begins…. NOW!

(Click the pics to see more of each lady. Percentage of the vote is at the time of this publication.)

Remember to vote at the end for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

Stacy Keibler (1979ii, 29%) – – – – – – – – – Marisa Miller* (1978, 33%)

Emmanuelle Chriqui (1977, 27%) – – – – – – – – – Kelly Monaco (1976, 19%)

Charlize Theron (1975, 16%) – – – – – – – – – Eva Mendes (1974, 27%)

Kate Beckinsale** (1973, 32%) – – – – – – – – – Alyssa Milano (1972, 21%)

Brooke Burke (1971, 30%) – – – – – – – – – Jennifer Connelly (1970, 20%)

Catherine Zeta Jones (1969, 26%) – – – – – – – – – Vanessa Marcil (1968, 22%)

Salma Hayek (1966-67, 38%) – – – – – – – – – Monica Bellucci (1962-65, 35%)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR SEMI-FINAL #1!

Summary of the women we covered

Countries: United States (185), England (31), Canada (16), Australia (15), Brazil (8), Czech Republic, Italy, Spain (4), India, Mexico, Russia (3), Argentina, Columbia, France, Germany, Greece, Netherlands, New Zealand, Paraguay, Poland, South Africa, Switzerland, Wales, Ukraine (2), Barbados, Cayman Islands, Denmark, Dominican Republic, Israel, Puerto Rico, Sweden, and Venezuela (1).

Occupations: Actress (168), Model, (82), Singer (24), Model/Actress (12), Actress/Singer (11), Athlete (4), Athlete/Model, Singer/Model, TV Show Host (2), Dancer, Dancer/Singer, Model/Chef (1).

*2009 Winner; **2008 Winner.

Amazingly, Dancing With the Stars just concluded its 9th season on ABC (won by some sexy lady named Donny Osmond).  Since 2005, fans have seen over 100 competitors put on their dancing shoes and attempt moves they’ve never done before.  And while some have failed miserably, others have been pleasant surprises.  But more importantly, we’ve been treated to some extremely lovely ladies who may make the show bearable. Barely.

So without further adieu, here are the 15 Hottest Dancing With the Stars competitors.

Stacy Keibler
Season 2, Finished 3rd
Former WWE Diva

With her long legs (she’s 6’1) and coordination from years of training as a pro wrestler, Stacy made a big showing.

Brooke Burke
Season 7, Finished 1st
Model, TV Host

Her being able to win was even more impressive when you consider she has to be carrying about 25% of her body weight up top. Like a sexy Pez dispenser.

Kim Kardashian
Season 7, Finished 11th
Reality TV Star

Kim Kardashian showed all the grace and coordination of her New Orleans Saints RB boyfriend Reggie Bush falling down after 2 yards due to a light tickle from a defensive back.

Holly Madison
Season 8, Finished 11th
Playboy Model

One would think that a half-decade of carrying around corpse-in-training Hugh Hefner like the Bernie Lomax he is would have prepared Holly for the physical strain of dancing.

Kelly Monaco
Season 1, Finished 1st
Model

The former Playboy Playmate of the Month proved that just because you showed your cooch for money doesn’t mean you can’t samba, proving Albert Einstein’s decades-old hypothesis incorrect.

Toni Braxton
Season 7, Finished 8th
Singer

One would think that being a professional singer and spending so much time around music would make you dance less like an injured gazelle. One would be wrong.

Paulina Porizkova
Season 4, Finished 11th
Supermodel

Porizkova was the first celebrity voted off the show in her season. A season which included former 90210 star Ian Ziering. It’s not clear what was more painful: Being the first eliminated or being proven to be less talented than Ian Ziering.

Melissa Rycroft
Season 8, Finished 3rd
Reality TV Star

Rycroft’s fame leading up to Dancing with the Stars included a mediocre showing on another ABC hit The Bachelor and on CMT’s Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders: Making the Team. Apparently the “star” portion of this selection involved the logos on her former team’s helmets.

Joanna Krupa
Season 9, Finished 4th
Supermodel

Though Krupa had a solid showing, nothing could possibly top her performance as Terrell Owens’ archnemesis on The Superstars. Supermodels: So like us!

Melanie Brown (Scary Spice)
Season 5, Finished 2nd
Singer

Melanie Brown, an active dancer with the Spice Girls, finished second to Helio Castroneves, Indy car driver. It’s okay to be somewhat alarmed, and perhaps sexually confused, by the fact that you might get a better lap dance at a strip club from a Brazilian man than you would a former Spice Girl.

Josie Maran
Season 5, Finished 12th
Actress, Model

Gorgeous, absolutely. But you’ve seen better dancing coming from an 18th century rummy getting his feet shot at by a ruthless sheriff.

Willa Ford
Season 3, Finished 7th
Singer

The singer of the hit song “I Wanna Be Bad” finally achieved her goal through the magic of dance.

Vivica A. Fox
Season 3, Finished 8th
Actress

Fox’s performance on the show paved the way for her portrayal of a physically impeded cancer patient on this season of HBO’s Curb Your Enthusiasm.

Shannon Elizabeth
Season 6, Finished 6th
Actress, Model

A perfectly acceptable performance from a woman whose claim to fame involves being beat off to by Jason Biggs. You and me both, sister.

Denise Richards
Season 8, Finished 12th
Actress

Her 2nd-eliminated performance proved that she’s about as believable as a dancer as she is portraying herself on Denise Richards: It’s Complicated.

Honorable Mentions: Natalie Coughlin, Shawn Johnson, Tia Carrere, Melissa Joan Hart, Kathy Ireland, Trista Sutter, Sabrina Bryan, Jennie Garth, Misty-May Treanor

1979… McDonald’s introduces the Happy Meal. The Iran hostage crisis begins. The Pittsburgh Pirates defeat the Baltimore Orioles in the World Series. Michael Jackson releases his first breakthrough album Off the Wall. And this set of stunning women were born…

Over the span of several weeks we will be taking a look at the sexiest women born between the years 1962 and 1991, culminating with you deciding which of these over 300 women is our 2010 Sexiest Woman of the Year. Each birth year offers something special with beautiful women representing countries around the globe. These lists feature actresses, models, singers, athletes… Trust me, no one is left out.

(Click the pics to see more of each lady.)

Be sure to vote at the end of this post for who you think is the sexiest of this group!

- – - – - – - – 1979 – - – - – - – -

Stacy Keibler (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Kelly Brook (British model, actress)

Kourtney Kardashian (American something) – – – – – – – – – Dania Ramirez (Dominican actress)

Holly Madison (American model) – – – – – – – – – Cameron Richardson (American model)

Kate Hudson (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Summer Altice (American model)

Evangeline Lilly (American actress) – – – – – – – – – Rachael Leigh Cook (American actress)

CLICK HERE TO VIEW AND VOTE FOR THE LADIES OF OTHER YEARS!

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Now I know why people blow thousands of dollars on race horses even though the odds of ever making a profit is slim to none for most of them: The women! Don’t believe me? Well then how do you explain all the hot celebrity babes that were in attendance at last week’s Breeders’ Cup? I guess when spending all that money means that you get to rub ‘shoulders’ with babes like Eliza Dushku, Stacy Keibler, Elizabeth Banks, Jamie-Lynn Sigler, Vivica A. Fox, Kristin Cavallari (in a sweet see-through shirt), Nadine Velazquez, Vida Guerra, Danneel Harris, and Brooke Burns (in order below) it totally makes a lot more sense.

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