Stories that make your editor feel kind of bad

The US's first face transplant…uh…happened

This is a somewhat disturbing photo but you’re already at the post so this warning probably won’t help. Anywho…take a look at the first US face transplant done to 46 year-old Connie Culp, shot in the face by her husband in 2004. Read more

Aww, poor kid

Make no mistake, this video is f’ing hilarious. But I have a bit of a soft spot for this poor kid who’s tired of anonymous commenters calling him a homo. Anonymous commenters on the Internet are kind of douchebags. Like they hate everything. “But Chris,” you ask innocently fearing my drunken rage, “You also hate ... Read more

Kid in wheelchair does backflip (video)

It’s Thanksgiving time and that means there’s nothing worth writing about going on, really. But fortunately there are brave media outlets like the Telegraph in the UK soldiering on, finding worthless news and writing about it. In this case, it’s a kid doing a backflip in a wheelchair, the first recorded instance. Sixteen-year-old Aaron Fotheringham ... Read more

Fun ways to treat the disabled pregnant lady in your life

So this is kind of a tragic story that I will nonetheless attempt to laugh at. A disabled pregnant gal was tortured and held captive in a basement, then beaten with things and getting acid thrown on her. Fun! Banished to the basement, the 29-year-old mother with a childlike mind and another baby on the ... Read more