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Streaker at Kraft Hunger Bowl

A. Isaac — Tue, 11 Jan 2011 16:06:58 +0000

Sunday night’s Kraft Hunger Bowl wasn’t exactly must-see TV. With a bowl game so late into the season and one that featured Nevada and Boston College, people weren’t gathering at the local bar for the affair. Which, in all honesty, is too bad. Not because the game was good or anything but because they missed seeing this young man’s dong plastered on their TV.

If this guy’s goal was to get blindsided while only being on the field for a handful of seconds, then he far exceeded his goal. Also, on a side note, yesterday we told you about Ted Williams filming his very first commercial for Kraft Macaroni and Cheese. How wonderful would it have been to have the “Golden Voice” himself call this highlight during the bowl game? Forget mac ‘n cheese, have ‘ol Teddy be the new sponsor for Kraft’s “Frank and Beans”.

Am I right?

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Chris Spags — Thu, 15 Oct 2009 16:45:06 +0000

Streaking is a fun little thing to most people but it’s easy to forget that the act of running down the street with your genitals flapping in the wind is illegal in most areas. So one cop in Minnesota took a stand.

Streaking down the football field in St. Francis is no laughing matter. It’s a crime.

St. Francis High School students have been disciplined for streaking at three Saints football games this season, and one of the teenagers could be charged with criminal sexual conduct because of his nudity. The 17-year-old’s arrest at the Sept. 25 homecoming game brought angry students out of the stands.

“It was on the edge of being out of control,” said Police Chief Jeff Harapat. “More than 500 kids surrounded the two officers, swearing, throwing pop bottles and tennis shoes. … I guess they were upset that one of their fellow students was being arrested.”

“At what level of a crime does that stop? For example, if you’re at McDonald’s and having a Happy Meal with your kids and some adult male gets kicked out because he isn’t wearing a shirt. And he obviously isn’t right in the head and he goes outside, pulls his pants down and pushes his butt up against the glass while you’re eating. … Now tell me what the difference is when we fill a stadium with parents, minor children, and some very small children and we have naked people running across the field,” he said.

[Star Tribune]

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Chris Spags — Thu, 08 Jan 2009 19:05:22 +0000

A jogger known for running through affluent neighborhoods in the news was arrested. His explanation to police left something to be desired.

Serial flasher Gabriel Romanos, 42, of St Albans, exposed himself as he ran through the streets of Doncaster, Hawthorn, Canterbury and Balwyn on May 14 last year.

He shed his beanie and jacket during his streak and was only wearing his shoes when he ran through Balwyn.

Witnesses, including a four-year-old child, saw Romanos sprint past, according to tendered court documents.

At one point, one witness saw him perform an indecent act.

He pleaded guilty to willful and obscene exposure but could not provide police a reason for his actions.

“I have none. It just happens,” he told police.

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