Stuff that makes me kind of sad

Quote of the Day

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Dogs bite people sometimes and, if it’s bad enough, the dog might get put down. It’s sad, but so are a lot of things. But what about when your partially blind dog bites your husband so bad that he dies? Well, if you’re this British woman, you go, “Eh, it happens” and keep the dog. Read more

Fat guy can’t get out of skate bowl

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I don’t know how this story didn’t get a seven camera shoot from CNN since it’s arguably the greatest tragedy in years and it was actually real unlike a certain little kid and his fake balloon-related shenanigans. This is a fat teen and he can’t get out of a skate bowl in Spain. Read more

Quote of the Day

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This is an absolutely awful story but still, you need to read it purely for the “holy sh–” factor. Some drunks in New Guinea are raping women at an alarming rate. But the attacks are even more bizarre due to the fact that the women being attacked are all HIV/AIDS sufferers. A special place completely ... Read more

Fat lady can't get on a horse

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Being morbidly obese is depressing for so many reasons. But it’s even more depressing when you’re the horse that’s expected to support the aforementioned morbidly obese person. Read more

Quote of the Day

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My girlfriend is in law school, so I’ve been trying to keep an open mind about lawyers. But when a defense attorney defends a drugged out mother who cut her son’s genitals off by saying that a dog, who had no blood on his fur at all, might have done it…well, it’s a bit indefensible. Read more

Oh, so that's what those child leashes are for

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I always thought those leashes for kids were kind of silly but now that I’ve seen this mother with her kid at the Verizon store, it all makes sense. Read more

Oh, so that explains the special sauce being secret

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It seems like dead bodies falling into food “accidentally” is all the rage lately. For example, take this poor woman who died at a McDonald’s food processing plant. Read more

You got your chocolate in my dead body

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This is a sad story but, come on, a guy died by falling into a vat of chocolate. What do you expect from me? Read more

Woman raped live on the Internet

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This story is a testament to the power of the Internet in both its reach and how fed up a place it is…some 20 year-old was arrested for live-streaming a rape of an unconscious woman. Yeah. You can see a pic of old Rapecam McGee here. Read more

It's safe to say this might be the best yearbook ever

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High school is a tough time. You’re adjusting to life with real responsibilities and also trying to have as little awkwardness as possible. Oh and also sometimes you forget to wear panties during yearbook photos so your cooch ends up showing for all the world to see. Read more

The Saddest Turtle is delusional

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Via Buttersafe comes this comic that finally allowed me to make the most incoherent headline possible for a blog post. Just read the comic. Read more