Stuff that makes me kind of sad
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
Fat lady can't get on a horse
Being morbidly obese is depressing for so many reasons. But it’s even more depressing when you’re the horse that’s expected to support the aforementioned morbidly obese person.
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
Quote of the Day
My girlfriend is in law school, so I've been trying to keep an open mind about lawyers. But when a defense attorney defends a drugged out mother who cut her son's genitals off by saying that a dog, who had no blood on his fur at all, might have done it...well, it's a bit indefensible.
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
Oh, so that's what those child leashes are for
I always thought those leashes for kids were kind of silly but now that I’ve seen this mother with her kid at the Verizon store, it all makes sense.
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
Oh, so that explains the special sauce being secret
It seems like dead bodies falling into food "accidentally" is all the rage lately. For example, take this poor woman who died at a McDonald's food processing plant.
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
You got your chocolate in my dead body
This is a sad story but, come on, a guy died by falling into a vat of chocolate. What do you expect from me?
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
Woman raped live on the Internet
This story is a testament to the power of the Internet in both its reach and how fed up a place it is…some 20 year-old was arrested for live-streaming a rape of an unconscious woman. Yeah. You can see a pic of old Rapecam McGee here.
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
It's safe to say this might be the best yearbook ever
High school is a tough time. You're adjusting to life with real responsibilities and also trying to have as little awkwardness as possible. Oh and also sometimes you forget to wear panties during yearbook photos so your cooch ends up showing for all the world to see.
Stuff that makes me kind of sad
The Saddest Turtle is delusional
Via Buttersafe comes this comic that finally allowed me to make the most incoherent headline possible for a blog post. Just read the comic.