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iPad thieves are idiots, send victim pictures of themselves

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You know, you’d think by now crooks would have gotten the message. Not a week goes by without some report of some jerk making off with a guy’s iPhone, only to be tracked down by his friends or the cops, arrested, and carted off to jail. Read more

Vodka soaked tampons are back in the news

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When I brought you the story about alcohol soaked gummy bears, I alluded to a past trend of soaking tampons in vodka. That very idiotic act is back in the news yet again. My favorite part of this story is the way the reporters so delicately danced around saying that the girls are sticking the ... Read more

Celebrity dirt: Oprah Winfrey sued for slogan stealing and more gossip of the day

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Oprah Winfrey sued for allegedly stealing “Own Your Power” slogan; Miley Cyrus defends gay rights tattoo; Amy Winehouse was not going to adopt a child; Kings of Leon cancel their tour; plus more celebrity gossip and a video interview with ‘Crazy, Stupid, Love’ star Analeigh Tipton. Read more

10 PEOPLE SMARTER THAN BRONSON ARROYO

After reading these quotes from Bronson Arroyo, I’m not sure whether he is serious or just pulling a fast one on us. Cause by God, if somebody is this stupid, they shouldn’t be throwing 90+ MPH fastballs near anybody… My favorite quote As for the potential health risks? “It might be dangerous,” he said, according ... Read more

THE DUMBING DOWN OF AMERICA

My experience getting coffee this morning was probably more than I bargained for. An Indian couple in front of me got to the register and asked for a milk shake for their son. A milk shake at Einstein bagels? Maybe they weren’t familiar with coffee shops. To make matters worse the young man at the ... Read more

THE STUPIDEST PERSON IN THE WORLD

You know, we often hear…. “Man, so and so did the dumbest thing the other day” or “I can’t believe he/she could be that stupid” The tag of “Stupidest Person in the World” carries a lot of responsibility. You have to beat those Darwin Award people, who rightfully can claim many fantastic feats. But amongst ... Read more

THE LIONS WERE OVERCONFIDENT?

Every morning, I wake up early to peruse our terrible local papers. And every once in awhile, something catches my eye. Like today, it said the Lions were overconfident going into Sunday’s game. (Brace yourself for a rant.) HOW THE HELL CAN YOU BE OVERCONFIDENT WHEN YOU ARE COMING OFF A 7-9 SEASON? HOW THE ... Read more

WHY CHICKS SHOULD NOT DO KEG STANDS

– Watch more free videos My favorite part of the video is that a single one of these aholes even goes to check on her. I think one guy says to “roll her over”. What is she a dog? Read more

The sorry state of the Detroit Lions

How bad is it in Detroit? Well, we still have old man Ford as our owner. We still have Matt Millen as our GM. And yes, we still have a losing team for years to come. That point was hammered to the fans yesterday when the Lions re-signed seldom used RB Tatum Bell. To put ... Read more

Look both ways before you cross the street

There are certain things you learn as you go through your life that seemingly stick with your forever. “Look both ways before you cross the street” is a perfect example” When you’re a kid, you’re told “Don’t talk to strangers” Great advice that you will more than likely pass onto your kids So where does ... Read more

Um, but you’re Phil Rivers?

Rivers taunts Cutler Rivers forgets his place in the pecking order of the NFL. Let me give him a run down. Brady, Manning….. Favre Romo Palmer …… Donkey Rivers Kitna So looking at this logically, Rivers is worse than a donkey but slightly better than a guy who needed Jesus to miraculously bring him back ... Read more