Stupid white people

Video games are relaxing

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Some kid seems to be quite skilled at the computer version of Dance Dance Revolution (or some reasonable facsimile), up until the “monitor” causes him to “lose.” Take a look at his mature reaction (you can skip to 1:50). Read more

Woman is in love with roller coaster. Literally

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You may have heard before about the woman who married the Eiffel Tower. It’s an odd fetish called Objectum-Sexual (which doesn’t sound like such a good name), and here’s another less glamorous example…a woman who wants to f a rollercoaster. Read more

California is fixed

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This girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California’s economic problems. I could listen to her talk for…well, a couple minutes. I didn’t know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I’m not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I could have been owning people all ... Read more

When silly viral videos go wrong

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Everyone wants to have their silly viral video on the frontpage of Break.com or whatever but, sometimes, the best (read: briefly thought-out) laid plans turn south. Like pretending to get hit by a car. Most people don’t know that windshields are so fragile, but they really are sometimes. I learned this firsthand when I tried ... Read more

The white trashingest car chase ever

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I don’t know about you, but if I ever get into a car chase, I’d like to be clad in a tuxedo, just to mess with people’s expectations. Because then there’s the other end of the spectrum, which is this Sacramento woman, sexily clad in her best bikini. Mulleted, tankini, pudgy, perpetually drunk-looking, and in ... Read more

Why dunking off the roof = Fail

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When I was 8 years old, I dreamed of the day I’d be able to dunk a basketball. Soaring majestically towards the rim with my tongue out ala the Original #23; I would finally be like Mike. Six years and two feet of growth later, I finally lived my dream. The kids in these videos ... Read more

Fat lady versus polar bear ends how you'd expect

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Polar bears are known for being douchebags. They’re always starting fights in bars and making racist comments under their breath at inopportune times. So it should come as no shock that when a fat lady (brilliantly) decided to jump into their midst, they don’t handle it with much grace. Read more

McCain-Palin supporters are way smart

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There’s a good chance that if you read this site, you consider yourself part of the more intelligent side of America (or, at the very least, consider yourself to be better than most people). Well, here’s proof that you are: Sure, it’s easy to call these McCain-Palin supporters idiots. It’s easy to call them mouthbreathers ... Read more

Jamie Lynn Spears is EXTREMELY fertile

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The National Enquirer is reporting that Jamie Lynn Spears done got herself knocked up again. From the latest issue… Read more

Freeganism is like homelessness for people with homes

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Have you heard of “freeganism”? It involves digging through trash for food and other assorted crap as a way of “sticking it to the man”. Presumably one coffee rind at a time. “A lot of perfectly good food is thrown away,” says Nelson, a spokeswoman for Freegan.info, a New York City group that promotes “freeganism,” ... Read more