Stupidity

Flight attendant puts a baby in overhead compartment, gets fired

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Fat babies have to be checked in to fly under the plane on Virgin Blue.

When you’re a flight attendant, the first rule of the job should probably “Don’t store growing humans somewhere they could suffocate to death.” Unfortunately, this bit of common sense was lost on an Australian Virgin Blue employee. Read more

California is fixed

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This girl has all the brilliant ideas needed to save California’s economic problems. I could listen to her talk for…well, a couple minutes. I didn’t know that the East Coast believes in slaves and I’m not sure why no one ever told me until this video. You mean I could have been owning people all ... Read more

And they say Asian kids are smart

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Everyone saw the latest Transformers movie since it’s pretty much the peak of what art can be in our modern film era. Some people didn’t take it for the brilliant work of fiction it was though, like this Chinese kid who drank gasoline to be like the Transformers. Read more

Karma is not very nice

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Check out this dude mocking some guy talking about some dull post production crap. Then watch what happens as he attempts to saunter up the stairs for his getaway. There is nothing worse in life than falling in public. You literally couldn’t organically do anything worse to make the people around you see you as ... Read more

Pools filled with sperm can be dangerous

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A 13 year-old girl got impregnated during a trip to Egypt. Unfortunately, her mom is borderline retarded and thinks the girl got knocked up because of semen hanging out in the hotel swimming pool and is now suing the hotel. Read more

An exciting new way to wipe your ass

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This is the Comfort Wipe, a new way to replace the archaic methods of using paper to remove feces from your hindquarters. See? Sounds silly when it’s written out, doesn’t it? I know this video is supposed to seem crazy and ridiculous, but I don’t know man. We’ve been using toilet paper for so long ... Read more

Woman won't kiss anyone until marriage

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Generally speaking, as Dave Chappelle once noted, women have devalued the power of their cooches. But this chick who won’t kiss a man until marriage probably a bit too much. When one Washington bride-to-be ties the knot this summer it will will be her first day sharing her life and her kiss. Rachel Welch, 21, ... Read more

This Subway employee is an idiot

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Smoking indoors tends to not be the best idea, particularly when you’re in a restaurant with a high likelihood of fires. Here’s an example. I like the way how it’s sped up. It gives it a real sitcom quality, like these are madcap adventures of two fictional people, instead of people who weren’t quite smart ... Read more

Truck crashes through store, almost hits Grandma

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Trucks seem to be crashing through stores with alarmingly frequent regularity lately. Check out this video of a truck almost smashing into an elderly woman. In fairness, the elderly woman kind of had it coming. Maybe she shouldn’t be shopping so slowly and blocking my way so I can’t get my foooooood on. These Snickers ... Read more

Fat lady versus polar bear ends how you'd expect

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Polar bears are known for being douchebags. They’re always starting fights in bars and making racist comments under their breath at inopportune times. So it should come as no shock that when a fat lady (brilliantly) decided to jump into their midst, they don’t handle it with much grace. Read more

Quote of the Day

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When you’re a blond woman and you’re trying not to look like a dumb blond, you might want to avoid gluing your eye shut. Just a pro tip. Paula, from Bournemouth, Dorset, said: “I was still really tired and I couldn’t see very well, so I stumbled into the bathroom and picked the bottle off ... Read more