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Surfing champ Stephanie Gilmore attacked by random man

A. Isaac — Tue, 28 Dec 2010 14:15:43 +0000

We certainly don’t condone the mugging or beating up of human being, male or female. But when you beat up an attractive female surfer, well then dammit, now you’ve gone and pissed us right off. World surfing champ Stephanie Gilmore suffered a broken wrist and cuts to her hands and head when she was attacked in Australia yesterday.

Gilmore’s friends and neighbours made a dramatic citizens’ arrest of the accused attacker after he allegedly returned to the scene. They managed to detain the man until police arrived.

A police spokeswoman would not confirm Gilmore as the victim but said the woman suffered defensive wounds as she fought off the man who attacked her with the pole on the steps leading up to her Hill Street unit on the Queensland-NSW border.

He allegedly struck Gilmore twice with the pole before fleeing the area on a pushbike.

Good to know somebody stepped up to the plate and caught the culprit. And while I’m not keen on the Australia legal system, I do hope there is a clause that includes public castration of any man caught beating up hot blonde women. In fact, let’s go right ahead and make that a standard clause worldwide.

The 12 hottest female sports uniforms

A. Isaac — Sun, 12 Dec 2010 13:00:02 +0000

Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

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Over the years, women have proven to be stellar athletes and, over time, some experts expect women to be able to compete and defeat male athletes. But that doesn’t mean they don’t look downright foxy in their different uniforms.

12 Netball dress
Very unknown sport that was derived from basketball. However, they were smart enough to add some sex appeal and put them in these one piece dresses. Not common in the States for sure and more of an English/Australian/New Zealand thing… which is fine by me.

11 Field hockey skirt
Not often seen unless you’re watching the Olympics or ESPNU for a random college game. Nonetheless, an extremely strong competitor in this category.

10 Soccer shorts
Most would say that the soccer uniform has no business on this list but yet, its one of the few sports where a woman can be overtly muscular and still remain attractive. Helps if the shorts ride a little high… I’m just sayin’.

9 Golf shorts
Fair to assume that us men hate women on the golf course. They’re slow and they often don’t advance the ball beyond 50 yards. But those outfits could make Bea Arthur look attractive….(Okay, maybe not her… RIP Bea.)

8 The tennis skirt
An oldie and a classic. Truly stands the test of time. Although, lately women have gone with the tight shorts and or suit look (Serena Williams, anyone?), the skirt is still the consensus winner for tennis.

7 The gymnastics leotard
Very underrated but very much appreciated. Just make sure you’re staring at someone who is of age. In fact, stick to the college competitions to avoid looking like a pedophile.

6 Track and field shorts/tank top
Hard to ignore the popularity explosion of girls like Allison Stokke and other pole vaulters who flaunt their backside but you can’t ignore the runners who try to wear the flimsiest shorts possible in an effort to gain that extra advantage.

5 Indoor volleyball shorts
There is a human being out there (probably a man) who decided that girls needed for some odd reason to wear these uncomfortable and extremely short shorts. I pray to that unknown person every day.

4 Cheerleading uniform
Debatable whether its a sport but they get the nod because as my friend said “they do have competitions”. I think that was code for, “They’re in short skirts, put them on the list or I kill you.”

3 Surfing wetsuit
Another one of those sports that we just don’t get to see enough. Probably because none of us know whats going on and what constitutes a good score. If they could just focus on the bikini bottom and wetsuit, we could probably figure out everything from there.

2 Figure skating attire
Dresses, skirts, shorts… whatever these ladies put on seem to work well. Probably because most of them could fit into a suitcase but hey, I’m not complaining.

1 Beach volleyball bikinis
By far, the gold medal of sports uniforms. You could put the ugliest professional beach volleyballer out there and every dude would be staring at her backside. That’s what you get for wearing a bikini and calling it a uniform.

(Didn’t make the cut: Basketball, Swimming, Softball, Ice Hockey)

The 100 hottest WAGs for 2009: 91-100

Douglas Charles — Tue, 02 Dec 2008 00:00:00 +0000

The new year is almost upon us which means I am getting ready for another stellar year of athletes boinking hot babes. We had some fun in 2008 though. Who will ever forget Nereida Gallardo and her fantabulous tatas? Or Eliza Dushku’s brief foray into Alyssa Milano’s domain of Major League Baseball? Good times…

So how is 2009 shaping up for the world of WAGdom? I’d say it’s looking pretty good. I went through my extensive files and pulled the 100 ladies currently in some sort of relationship with an athlete in the sporting world and ranked them how I see fit (it’s my site). Keep in mind though, the ladies on this list have to be currently in a relationship so sadly we won’t have any more Nereida or Eliza. And somehow Alyssa Milano is not with another baseball player so she isn’t on this list either.

You will most assuredly disagree with my rankings so I am going to let you do a little voting. I am all for letting The People have their say. Here’s how it’ll go down: We’ll do this in 10 posts of 10 WAGs each with you picking the one you think is the hottest from each group of 10 then one big WAG blowout at the end to determine which babe is the #1 seed going into the new year.

And when we’re through here, you’ll have a spiffy photo collection of over 550 pics of hot WAGs for your ~~spanking~~ viewing pleasure. Sound good? Alright, let’s get this party started (poll at the bottom)…

100. Pilar Sanders
Pilar Sanders is the wife of former National Football League cornerback, Major League Baseball outfielder, and current NFL Network commentator Deion Sanders.

99. Jenna Jameson
Jenna Jameson is an American pornographic actress currently dating mixed martial artist and former UFC champion Tito Ortiz.

98. Candace Cameron Bure
Candace Cameron Bure is an American actress married to former Russian ice hockey player Valeri Bure.

97. Nicola Tappenden
Nicola Tappenden is an English Page 3 Girl and glamour model and fiancé of English footballer Simon Walton.

96. Louise Redknapp
Louise Redknapp is an English singer and television presenter, known as a member of the girl group Eternal and the wife of English footballer-turned-pundit Jamie Redknapp.

95. Jennie Finch
Jennie Finch is an American softball player married to free agent professional baseball pitcher Casey Daigle.

94. Carol Alt
Carol Alt is an American model and actress currently in a relationship with Russian ice hockey player Alexei Yashin.

93. Lisa Guerrero
Lisa Guerrero is an American sports broadcaster, actress, host and model married to former professional baseball pitcher Scott Erickson.

92. Maria Beatriz Anthony
Maria Beatriz Anthony is an engineer currently dating Brazilian professional footballer Ronaldo.

91. Gabrielle Reece
Gabrielle Reece is an American professional volleyball player, sports announcer, and fashion model married to Hawaiian big-wave surfer Laird Hamilton.

Now get your vote on!

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We’ll be back in a couple of days with #’s 81-90.

Matthew McConaughey’s surfing faux pas

Douglas Charles — Fri, 22 Aug 2008 17:38:00 +0000

It’s one thing for surfers to put up with Matthew McConaughey’s posse of reporters and show off antics, but it’s another thing to snake a surfers wave. NOT COOL, DUDE…