Swine flu

Piggyback rides

Via Explosm comes this comic about what a piggyback ride is like. Read more

Afghanistan solves the swine flu

I’m so sick of the swine flu but the headline on this article brought joy to my cold, foreigner-hating heart. Read more

How is swine flu affecting the pigs?

Via Sinfest.net comes this comic about the unfortunate side effects of swine flu on a pig’s happiness. Read more

Top 11 effects of the Swine Flu pandemic on US sports

by DMtShooter, Five Tool Tool.com 11) Chad Ocho Cinco to develop highly unfortunate and little-seen commemorative touchdown celebration 10) Attendance at pro soccer games cut from hundreds to tens 9) CC Sabathia switching to all-beef hot dogs 8) Dramatic decrease in “Visa problems” for Latin American MLB players next spring training 7) Milton Bradley to ... Read more

Quote of the Day

Susan Boyle is a pig so it’s only logical that her global emergence is closely followed by a Swine Flu outbreak, right? Makes sense to me and a pretty clever line at that. But England is up in arms over a junior minister making that crack on his Twitter. Thank goodness ministers are taking the ... Read more

THE BEST THING ABOUT THE PANDEMIC….

You know how they say every could has a silver lining. Well, I believe this silver lining is actually wearing a tight pink shirt. Read more

Quote of the Day

The swine flu is a huge deal (by the way, for more EXCLUSIVE clever swine flu jokes, check out my Twitter) and may be discussed for a while. So the Jews are preparing for the possibility that they’re going to have to often discuss “their forbidden animal.” And blaming the Mexicans in the process! It ... Read more

Watch out for that Swine Flu

In response to the Internet’s obsession with bacon, pigs are taking to germ warfare to stop the massacre. Here’s everything you need to know about how the swine flu came to be in one single photo. Read more