Taco Bell

Craving a Vita, but don’t want to actually buy one? Enjoy some Taco Bell first

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Taco Bell is launching a new promo that will offer customers the chance to win Sony’s upcoming handheld, Vita, provided that they don’t have a heart attack in the process. Read more

Dorito Taco Loco coming to Toledo, Ohio

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Since my post yesterday morning about the Dorito Taco Loco experiment was so well-received, I felt compelled to pass along the following news: if you’re in the Toldeo, Ohio area, you can try this amalgamation of spicy fast foodness. Yes, the Dorito Taco Loco, derided by me (which resulted in HEAVY derision of me by readers and ... Read more

Taco Bell is testing out crunchy shells made of Doritos

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Quickly: name one thing that would manage to make Taco Bell slightly more repulsive. If you guessed “having their taco shells made out of Doritos,” not only are you correct, but it probably means you can read a headline okay too. Anyway, that’s what Taco Bell is doing, it seems, with a potential new product, ... Read more

VIDEO: The ten person drag queen fight at a Taco Bell the world needed

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There are few phrases that provide me with as much of a throbbing erection joy as “ten person drag queen fight”. So you throw in the classy veneer of a Taco Bell and I’d say we’ve got ourselves an Internet sensation. Read more

Taco Bell print ad responds to lawsuit over whether there’s meat in their meat

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A class-action lawsuit was filed in California disputing how much meat is actually in the “meat” Taco Bell uses. Taco Bell, considering themselves a food company, is justifiably a bit upset at what this could do to their business. So now they’re fighting back with this print ad, which ran in the Wall Street Journal, ... Read more

Dr. Food is a little loose with her standards

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You would assume that a person advertising their Internet business as a healthy food consultant would be a bit more mindful of their brand. Shame on you, Dr. Food. Read more

Girl goes to Taco Bell, is handed bag of money instead of food

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A Dayton woman went to a local Taco Bell to get her fix of hastily made, overly processed Mexican food. However, she didn’t get quite what she expected as she ended up leaving the drive-thru not with a quesadilla and a bout of explosive diarrhea but rather a bag full of $2,000 in cash. Read more

Three men rob Taco Bell in “The Lamest Robbery Ever”

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In a down economy, a lot of people feel as though they have to commit crimes to stay afloat. So you could maybe understand the intentions of three North Carolina robbers who, at gunpoint, robbed a Taco Bell. But you can certainly question their haul…a couple dollars worth of fried apple pies. Read more

Guy robs Taco Bell, tries to get a job

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There’s a real need for money out there. So much so that robbing a Taco Bell, pretty much the most wealthy of restaurants according to this chihuahua I asked, isn’t enough for one guy…he tried to get a job there too. Read more

I'm at the combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell

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I’m not sure if it’s me, but music generally seems extraordinarily terrible lately. Fortunately, your song of the, uh, last week of the summer has arrived in the form of Das Racist’s “Combination,” a simple song about two guys just trying to meet up at a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell that has not ... Read more

Affordable fast food AND white rappers?

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I have a weakness in my heart for Taco Bell as it helped me survive when I was broke during college. Finally, some brave white rappers were able to adequately convey my love for Taco Bell in a rap song that sounds like the title of another rap song. Now this is no reflection on ... Read more