Apparently in Japan it’s okay for teenagers to wear lingerie in television ads that having nothing to do with lingerie, which explains why Taylor Momsen appears in one of their ads since wearing clothes and doing normal things is not a part of her handbook anymore. Not sure ]]>

This ad is for handbags... seriously...

Apparently in Japan it’s okay for teenagers to wear lingerie in television ads that having nothing to do with lingerie, which explains why Taylor Momsen appears in one of their ads since wearing clothes and doing normal things is not a part of her handbook anymore. Not sure who or what Samantha Thavasa is, but hiring teens to wear lingerie in your ads is probably not going to fly here in the States. Then again, now that I looked the company up on Wikipedia, I see that it’s a Japanese company so they probably don’t really give a shit. As for Taylor, her descent into irrelevancy is almost complete. Well done, Raccoon Eyes.

I had to think about this one. On one hand I could discourage Taylor Momsen’s recent string of rebellious misbehavior by ignoring her or I could show you these photos she did for the March issue of Spain’s Vanidad magazine. You can pretty much see where I ended ]]>

Happy Halloween to you too, Taylor...

I had to think about this one. On one hand I could discourage Taylor Momsen’s recent string of rebellious misbehavior by ignoring her or I could show you these photos she did for the March issue of Spain’s Vanidad magazine. You can pretty much see where I ended up on this one. The way I look at it is the more she’s encouraged to be this petulant little jerk the more fun we’ll all have watching her crash and burn. Yes, it’s petty and really serves no higher purpose, but she’s still only 17 so she still has a chance to learn a lesson or two before it’s too late. Or not. Whatever. All I know is that I can’t wait until she turns 18 on July 26 so we can see where she takes this act next. (Just for kicks I threw in a picture of Taylor from 2008 — back when she looked normal and really cute.)

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Remember all the hubbub this week over some leaked, half-naked pics of Christina Aguilera that hit the Web? Well, she says someone hacked them. Because no celebs EVER leak pics like that when ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Remember all the hubbub this week over some leaked, half-naked pics of Christina Aguilera that hit the Web? Well, she says someone hacked them. Because no celebs EVER leak pics like that when their careers seem to have stalled (ahem).

— Oh yeah, she also might have breast implants.

— Ke$ha nude pics might also have been stolen, but no one wants to see that.

— Julia Roberts attacked the paparazzi. She’s like a mix of Sean Penn and Naomi Campbell all rolled up in one!

— Lindsay Lohan is negotiating with Dancing With the Stars. If this happens I will officially turn in my man card and finally watch an episode of that show.

— Wesley Snipes is now in a medium security prison in Pennsylvania, in case you wanted to send him a fan letter or something.

— Kim Kardashian has a new boyfriend and you WILL NOT believe this, but it’s another athlete.

— Hugh Hefner is selling off parts of Playboy. Moment of silence please.

— The Jessica Simpson Collection has become one of the most successful celebrity fashion lines of all time selling over $750 million worth of product. Seriously.

— Jennifer Aniston told Chelsea Handler to shut up after Chelsea called Angelina Jolie a home wrecker and a cunt. You know how this should be settled? See the video below.

— Dane Cook’s half brother and sister-in-law stole $12 million from him. In other bad news, Dane Cook has made at least $12 million.

— Speaking of people with too much money, Beyonce bought Jay-Z a $2 million car for his 41st birthday.

— In celebrity news about celebrities every forgot were celebrities, former Playboy model/Baywatch star Donna D’Errico say she felt violated during a TSA body scan.

— Kids these days… Miley Cyrus doing bong hits, Taylor Momsen telling kids to masturbate more… it’s quite a world we live in now.

— To review, Katy Perry is now Katy Brand.

— And finally, MTV will ring in the New Year by dropping Snooki. Sadly, not on her head or in a pit of hungry alligators.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from Victory Poker which just moved to the Cake Network (wait, what?) and features Sara Jean Underwood, Rosie Jones, Emma Glover, and Victoria Moore having a nice, simple little cake fight. Oh. My.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Did Miley Cyrus leak a naked sext of herself or was it stolen? Or is it all a complete and total hoax? YOU MAKE THE CALL!

— Speaking of girls being bad, there is an alleged ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Did Miley Cyrus leak a naked sext of herself or was it stolen? Or is it all a complete and total hoax? YOU MAKE THE CALL!

— Speaking of girls being bad, there is an alleged “graphic video” of one Jenny on the Block that shows shows new Boys & Girls Club spokesperson Jennifer Lopez “without underwear” and with her “vagina in plain view.” So I guess now we should refer to her as Vay-J-Lo.

— Gossip Girl execs have told Taylor Momsen that they will not requiring her services for awhile. Excuse me while I laugh my freaking ass off.

— And if Taylor Momsen is considered a ridiculous diva, and she is, what exactly does that make Rachel Uchitel?

— Britney Spears’ boyfriend, Jason Trawick, hits her. Or not.

— Lindsay Lohan is seeking a restraining order against the paparazzi. Not just one photographer, the ENTIRE paparazzi. Good luck with that, LiLo.

— Angelina Jolie has managed to make Bosnian rape victims even sadder than they already were. A truly amazing feat.

— Here’s a shocker: Megan Fox being at little league baseball games increases the attendance at said games.

— I guess this qualifies as news: Christina Aguilera was sad about her divorce. So sad that Xtina’s already hooked up with a new fella.

— Mischa Barton says she’s not crazy. Like we’re supposed to believe anything a crazy person says.

— It’s official: Kim Kardashian will put her name next to any product — even toilets.

— Continuing his quest to bang every warm thing in Hollywood, John Mayer has his eye on Eva Longoria.

— Charlie Sheen is being sued by that hooker he kidnapped. That’s okay though, he is suing her right on back. Can someone please make a movie of his life already?

— Speaking of Chuck, his texts to the hooker are quite the read.

— John F. Kennedy assassin Lee Harvey Oswald’s coffin is up for auction. In case you were in the market for that sort of thing.

— And finally some nightmare fuel for you: Khloe Kardashian lost her virginity when she was 14.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folk over at FHM.com and features UK soap star Michelle Keegan. Michelle is famous (at least in my book) for being a smokin’ hot babe who is one of the rare women over there not to pose topless in a lad mag. That being said, this video puts her one very, very sexy step closer to that becoming a reality. Enjoy!

Check out more of Michelle Keegan or the lingerie buyer’s guide at FHM.com.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

— Blake Lively is now single. About f–kin’ time.

— Model Jessica White is also now single, but she scares me a little bit.

— Speaking of newly single babes, Christina ]]>

— Blake Lively is now single. About f–kin’ time.

— Model Jessica White is also now single, but she scares me a little bit.

— Speaking of newly single babes, Christina Aguilera is having a little trouble getting the Ewok to move out their house.

— Audrina Patridge’s mom, Lynn, got drunk and went on an epic rant (ON VIDEO!!). Trust me, this is one time the word “epic” is not being used improperly.

— By now you’ve all heard about Charlie Sheen and his little “episode” with the hooker/porn star, right? Well, Capri Anderson (the hooker/porn star) now wants to meet with Colorado prosecutors to claim Charlie held her against her will and get his probation revoked. How much money you want to bet that Chuck gets off scott-free? Seriously… I will bet anyone any amount of money he cruises on this.

— David Arquette. Midget strippers. That is all.

— Reggie Bush is not happy with Kim Kardashian… over a car wash billing mistake. Seriously.

— Kendra Wilkinson turned down Playboy. No, really, she did. Though I guess once you’ve released a sex tape, what’s the point of doing Playboy? Oops. Sorry, Kim.

— Oprah Winfrey is being sued for plagiarism. It seems like a possible frivolous lawsuit but anything that gets under the Big O’s skin is fine by me.

— Katy Perry says she’s a freak in bed. Of course she said that.

— Speaking of Playboy, they also offered the target of Mel Gibson’s “affection” Oksana Grigorieva her own spread in the magazine. Which she turned down. Damn. We could have had some bonus Mel stuff if that’d happened.

— Tila Tequila is being accused of armed kidnapping. Yeah, I thought that might bring out a chuckle or two.

— Mariah Carey is not only fat now she’s also pregnant.

— In this week’s Lindsay Lohan news, it seems LiLo is having a bit of trouble paying for her rehab. On the bright side, she was offered the money to cover it if she’d do a porno.

— I hate mentioning this because it only gives her more attention, but Taylor Momsen might be the most insufferable human being on the planet. And this is a planet with Spencer Pratt and Kristen Stewart on it.

— And finally, mirrors are still not Britney Spears’ friend.

This week’s sexy video comes to us courtesy of Virgin Unite who is raising money and awareness for fistula by showing what a typical morning on Necker Island is for Richard Branson (Hint: It involves bikinis, Alessandra Ambrosio, Rosie Huntington-Whiteley, Brooklyn Decker, Linsday Ellingson, Jarah Mariano, Erin Heatherton, Miranda Kerr, and Marisa Miller. Yeah…

Celebrity gossip you may have missed this week…

— 2010 has been a great year for getting sexy babes back from the douchebags with whom they were co-habitating. First it was Rachel Bilson, and now this week we got both Christina Aguilera and

— 2010 has been a great year for getting sexy babes back from the douchebags with whom they were co-habitating. First it was Rachel Bilson, and now this week we got both Christina Aguilera and Courteney Cox back. Let’s hope these ladies’ breakups provide us with similar results.

— OH SNAP… IT ALREADY HAS!

— Oh yeah, the babe David Arquette cheated on Courteney with is named Jasmine Waltz. No, really, that’s her name. And get this, she’s been topless on camera. Giggity.

— One more thing on this… It seems that David Arquette is not exactly pleased with Ms. Waltz telling everyone within earshot about how much the two of them had sex.

— Britney Spears may get her own variety show on TV. If that happens, I promise to watch it each and every week. I swear I will.

— Gavin Rossdale had sex with a dude. Gavin Rossdale… the lead singer from Bush…? Gwen Stefani’s husband…? Now, you remember.

— Jenni “J-Woww” Farley made an appearance on TNA Wrestling where she wrestled a “Snooki” lookalike in the ring. Just when you thought wrestling couldn’t get any lower…

— Speaking of TV shows, Hawaii Five-O is now the most DVR’d show in history. I wonder if it has anything to do with scenes like this?

— Jessica Alba’s craziness continues to astound. Now she says she needs a nose job.

— This will shock you. Lindsay Lohan tried to escape from rehab… to get some soda. Seriously.

— Speaking of LiLo, Kanye West… not a big fan.

— And speaking of Kanye West, Brett Favre isn’t the only guy sending naked pics of his schlong to the ladies.

— And since we’re on the subject of rappers, T.I. sure had one hell of an up and down week.

— Remember Toni Braxton? Yeah, well even if you don’t her creditors due, I mean do, since she just filed a $50 million Chapter 7 bankruptcy. Note: this is her SECOND bankruptcy filing. She sure knows how to blow through money, I’ll give her that. That’s talent right there.

— Bill O’Reilly went on The View this week. It went about as awesome as one would expect with two of the ladies actually walking off the stage.

— Taylor Momsen is still classy as ever. Some day her mouth will write a check she can’t cash and I will be there smiling.

— Shia LaBeouf, still a dickhead (with video evidence).

— And finally, in another shocker, Katherine Heigl’s neighbors also hate her (with video evidence).

This weekend’s sexy video comes to us from the fine folks over at IGN (which last I checked was a video game site, who knew they also had hot babes) and features Leianna Kai. As IGN puts it, “Leianna goes Atari 2600 on us with some snug undies you wish your girlfriend had in her arsenal.” I think that pretty much covers it.

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Despite her having to, you know, spent the next few weeks in the slam, Lindsay Lohan apparently got over on E*Trade for that Super Bowl commercial she claimed made fun of her earlier this ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

>>> Despite her having to, you know, spent the next few weeks in the slam, Lindsay Lohan apparently got over on E*Trade for that Super Bowl commercial she claimed made fun of her earlier this year. At least she has that going for her, which is nice… I guess. (BONUS: Fantastic court room sketch of Lindsay being handcuffed right… over… here.)

>>> Speaking of LiLo, Minka Kelly thinks Lindsay should move to Guam. That or burst balloons for a fetish site. One of those things.

>>> Katherine Heigl is giving away one million dollars. To animal charities. Do I qualify as an animal? Don’t answer that.

>>> Snooki’s working on an album. No, I am not making that up.

>>> A crazed, ice pick-wielding fan was arrested outside Madonna’s apartment this week. Dammit, I told him to got Paris Hilton’s place, not Madonna’s.

>>> Speaking of Paris Hilton… She was detained in Japan, questioned about cocaine, then forced to return to America. And the Japanese stick it to us once again.

>>> Miley Cyrus got an underboob tattoo. I’ll just leave that one alone.

>>> Speaking of trashy jailbait, Taylor Momsen’s new video is, umm, interesting. And by interesting, I mean she strips to her bra and panties in the video.

>>> Speaking of white trash, the Karissa Shannon sex tape is a done deal.

>>> And in other news about people no one cares about, Chyna was taken to a hospital with alcohol poisoning. You remember Chyna, right? Anyone?

>>> Jodie Foster is defending Mel Gibson and his insanity. In other news, Jodie Foster still exists.

>>> In even more shocking Mel Gibson news, apparently Mel gave his wife Oksana Grigorieva $15 million to keep that insanity thing I just mentioned under wraps. Well done, Oksana. In her defense, he could have given her a billion dollars and I don’t think she could have managed to keep it hidden.

>>> Heidi Montag and Spencer Pratt are broke. Maybe there is justice in this world after all.

>>> Kim Kardashian and Cowboys wide receiver Miles Austin broke up. Expect Miles to break his leg any day now.

>>> And finally, I have found my Halloween costume.

This week’s sexy video comes to us from GQ, who managed to get the hottest WAG in the world, Irina Shayk to basically blow the minds of every male in the entire world (that includes the homosexual men as well… it’s that great). You’re welcome.

I used to be a fan of Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen. She was my favorite jailbait for a month or two. .Then I heard her speak. And saw photos of her on the set. And performing. Now, I’m not such a big fan. ]]>

I used to be a fan of Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen. She was my favorite jailbait for a month or two. .Then I heard her speak. And saw photos of her on the set. And performing. Now, I’m not such a big fan. Now I think of her as a slightly more attractive, even more detached from reality version of Kristen Stewart. That’s not a good thing. Like she cares. Oh yeah, Madonna and Lourdes Leon Ciccone are in some of these photos as well. Like we care.

Taylor Momsen, who posed for the latest issue of SPIN magazine, acts like she isn’t just 17 years-old. She dresses like it, she talks like it, she rocks like it. But she is just 17 years-old. Therefore I am ]]>

Taylor Momsen, who posed for the latest issue of SPIN magazine, acts like she isn’t just 17 years-old. She dresses like it, she talks like it, she rocks like it. But she is just 17 years-old. Therefore I am done typing and just going to let these photos do all the talking. Enjoy?

Celebrity gossip you may have missed this week…

>>> Let’s begin with some sad news: Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom got married. Frankly, I don’t know how I am going to make it through the rest of the post.

>>> David Boreanaz was sued for ]]>

>>> Let’s begin with some sad news: Miranda Kerr and Orlando Bloom got married. Frankly, I don’t know how I am going to make it through the rest of the post.

>>> David Boreanaz was sued for sexual harassment. Whoever David Boreanaz is…

>>> Floyd Mayweather, Jr. owns a $50,000 iPod. And it’s not even a good iPod. WTF?

>>> Lindsay Lohan is getting special treatment in prison (even though her lawyer quit… again). Shocking, I know. Her special treatment includes a private TV, private phone, a fancy bed, furniture, and personal guards. Oh, and drugs.

>>> Oh yeah, remember that 90 day sentence the judge gave Lindsay? Yeah, well, that’s looking like it’ll be less than 14 days at this point.

Here’s Lindsay heading off to the slam, in case you missed it earlier in the week…

>>> At least her dad, Michael Lohan, isn’t in trouble with the law for kicking his fiancee in the face or anything. Wait…

>>> Apparently Mel Gibson is seeking counseling… from his best bud Britney Spears. I guess if you’re looking for someone as batsh-t crazy as you and someone who knows all about that craziness killing your career Britney is about as good a choice as any. I wonder if it was Brit-Brit that told Melle Mel to leave the country?

>>> Remember sexy Russian spy Anna Chapman? Well, naturally she has been approached to do some porn. Word is that she turned it down. She did however get her own topless action figure!!

>>> Our favorite Tiger mistress Rachel Uchitel has been dropped from Celebrity Apprentice. Perhaps someone at the network finally realized that in order to be on one of those “Celebrity” shows the people involved must actually be celebrities.

>>> Reggie Bush apparently wants Kim Kardashian back. Ever since Reggie found out about Kim dating Cowboys receiver Miles Austin, he’s been sending Kim lots of nasty e-mails. That Reggie, so smooth.

>>> And finally, 16 year-old (17 on Monday!) Gossip Girl star Taylor Momsen says her best friend is a vibrator.

>>> And in what has become a weekly tradition here in TWICG, here’s a gratuitous video of a hot babe. This week it’s Kelly Brook exercising for that JUKARI Fit to Flex Workout thing she represents.

Remember the sex tape that is about to go public involving Kendra Wilkinson? Of course you do. Well, there’s even more news! One, it seems that Kendra’s sex tape involved multiple partners, aka was a gang ]]>

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week…

Remember the sex tape that is about to go public involving Kendra Wilkinson? Of course you do. Well, there’s even more news! One, it seems that Kendra’s sex tape involved multiple partners, aka was a gang bang. And two, Kendra’s husband Hank is reportedly thinking of divorcing her now. “Hank is totally upset and embarrassed. He’s so angry… The main reason he’s embarrassed is his team’s [possible] reaction.”

Speaking of divorce, Matt Lauer is also apparently headed for one. He and his wife Annette are “reportedly living apart and have been for more than two months, ever since [he] spent a string of “wild nights” in Vancouver covering the Winter Olympics.”

You may have read or seen this week a 17 year-old Miley Cyrus bumping and grinding up against a 44-year-old man. If not, go here. Now that you’re fully informed, someone asked Miley’s dad, Billy Ray, what he thought of the proceedings. Naturally he had no problem with it. “It’s what people her age do.” He went on to say his daughter was just “having fun.” Wow.

Heidi Montag called the cops on her mom. For reals. “Still reeling from her mother’s criticism of her intense plastic surgery makeover, Heidi Montag called police on her mother Thursday, claiming she was “psychotic” when she refused to leave.” At least her mom hasn’t disowned her, like her “husband’s” parents have. That day will come soon enough though.

Speaking of family issues, Cheryl Tweedy’s brother got arrested this week. “Andrew Tweedy was held just hours after the violent raid in which a gang of robbers waved a gun and machete at customers and staff before making off with thousands of pounds.” Cheryl is said to have been “in a state of shock”.

Taylor Momsen also almost got arrested this week for trying to take knives on a plane. Says Taylor, “I flew from New York to Los Angeles and still had a couple of knives in my purse. I thought I took them all out but they got tucked up in the folds. I went through security, took them on the plane, opened my bag to get my wallet in LA and they fell out. I was like: ‘Holy shit!’”

Russell Brand loves prostitutes. He also used to have a lot of groupie sex, of course, that was before he met Katy Perry. “When I was at my most promiscuous, I was like a charging locomotive…I had a team of experts who took care of finding women for me. They had very specific instructions. It was as if I was talking to a wine steward.”

Victoria Beckham apparently has really ugly feet. At least according to a recent poll. Yes, someone took a poll. 71% of Brits polled in a recent survey say she has horrible toes. In the same poll, 67% of respondents said Posh should have surgery to fix her feet. I just want to know who is looking at her feet. That’s not what I see when I look at Posh.

In other WAG news, Tito Ortiz will not face any charges for his domestic incident with Jenna Jameson. “The D.A. tells TMZ there was insufficient corroboration to prove beyond reasonable doubt that Tito had attacked his girlfriend Jenna Jameson. That could have something to do with the fact Jenna changed her story multiple times.”

Speaking of men with issues, Sean Penn was sentenced Wednesday to three years probation, 36 hours of anger management classes and 300 hours of community service after pleading no contest to misdemeanor vandalism charges related to a little trouble he had with the paparazzi last year.

And since we’re on the subject of men with issues, Russell Crowe is back in the news for his temper. Russell threw a hissy fit at BBC radio 4 host Mark Lawson when he asked the actor a question about his Robin Hood accent. Give it a listen.

And finally, a supermodel tried to off herself this week. Noemie Lenoir was found on the ground in a forest in La Celle-Saint-Cloud on the outskirts of Paris after allegedly taking a deadly cocktail of alcohol and drugs, the U.K.’s Daily Mail reports.

Taylor Momsen, of Gossip Girl fame, is 16 years-old. Keep that in mind as you look at these photos of her performing at Something called the Bamboozle Music Festival. 16. Keep saying that in your head. If you’ve seen any of my previous posts on ]]>

Taylor Momsen, of Gossip Girl fame, is 16 years-old. Keep that in mind as you look at these photos of her performing at Something called the Bamboozle Music Festival. 16. Keep saying that in your head. If you’ve seen any of my previous posts on the young lass you know where this is heading so I am going to just stop typing now. However, if you want to see what Taylor is going to look like in about 35 years, just click right over here. Her parents must be so proud (not that she cares).

And when I say Taylor Momsen has a dirty mouth I mean that in more ways than one. A) She is a deathstick-smoking 16 year-old (which she does NOT want to hear about as you will see), and B) Taylor has no use for people calling her ]]>

And when I say Taylor Momsen has a dirty mouth I mean that in more ways than one. A) She is a deathstick-smoking 16 year-old (which she does NOT want to hear about as you will see), and B) Taylor has no use for people calling her a role model. Says Taylor…

“To be honest, I don’t fu–ing care. I didn’t get into this to be a role model. So I’m sorry if I’m influencing your kids in a way that you don’t like, but I can’t be responsible for their actions. I don’t care.”

She also had this to say about almost landing the lead role in Hannah Montana…

“Honestly, if I’d have ended up as Hannah Montana, I don’t know if the show would have gone as well. I probably would have told them all to go fu– themselves by the time I hit 11.”

And we think Miley Cyrus has issues… Wait a second… don’t you have to be 18 to buy smokes in the U.S.? Someone call John Law on this juvenile delinquent.

On one hand we have Taylor Momsen slutting it up for the January issue of Cosmopolitan Spain. On the other hand we have Miley Cyrus slutting it up at the Coffee Bean. I think my hands are now full. Take that how ]]>

On one hand we have Taylor Momsen slutting it up for the January issue of Cosmopolitan Spain. On the other hand we have Miley Cyrus slutting it up at the Coffee Bean. I think my hands are now full. Take that how you want. With Taylor it’s a carefully choreographed photo shoot that is meant to further her career (I guess) and with Miley it’s her natural skank self coming out now that she has dropped the bomb that she’s pretty much done being Hannah Montana, killing her gravy train. So which do you, uh, prefer?

Seriously. Taylor Momsen is going to get someone in trouble. I just hope it’s not me. Of course, for it to be me I’d have to be able to get closer than a few hundred miles of her. Pity the poor sap who actually does have access ]]>

Seriously. Taylor Momsen is going to get someone in trouble. I just hope it’s not me. Of course, for it to be me I’d have to be able to get closer than a few hundred miles of her. Pity the poor sap who actually does have access to her. Like the photographer for Nylon magazine, for example. I hope it was a lady who took these photos because if it were a dude, and he was straight, this would be borderline breaking the law, magazine or no magazine. Then again, this was Nylon Japan where the laws about such things are a little less cut and dry than they are here in the States.

Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen recently attended the premiere of the movie The Stepfather in New York and this is what she wore. Looks like a black leather mini-dress with some lace trim accented by some patterned hosiery and a heavy dose of mascara. Yep, July 26, 2011 ]]>

Gossip Girl’s Taylor Momsen recently attended the premiere of the movie The Stepfather in New York and this is what she wore. Looks like a black leather mini-dress with some lace trim accented by some patterned hosiery and a heavy dose of mascara. Yep, July 26, 2011 will be a glorious, glorious day.