Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen does Nike

Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen does Nike

One of America's favorite jailbaits, Taylor Momsen, is part of a new ad campaign for Nike. Since I am all for the promotion of sexy jailbait to sell important things like shoes, here's the first commercial. Enjoy!

Taylor Momsen is trying to escape

Taylor Momsen

Taylor Momsen is trying to escape

Taylor Momsen is probably the most delightful sub-18 girl around, so it excites me to learn that she's part of a new ad campaign by Nike (I'd assume advertising their new line of shoes that don't do anything for exercise but instead make you vomit up all of your meals). Check out the first

Gossip Girl puts on a jailbait extravaganza

Taylor Momsen

Gossip Girl puts on a jailbait extravaganza

So uh, I'm going to abstain from commenting lecherously on this one for obvious reasons. But last night on Gossip Girl, our favorite Taylor Momsen got caught up in a bit of a Miley Cyrus moment with former OC star Willa Holland. Who are 15 and 17 respectively. So you can see why I'm shutting up

NOOO TAYLOR MOMSEN IS IN THE HOSPITAL

Taylor Momsen

NOOO TAYLOR MOMSEN IS IN THE HOSPITAL

Reports are coming out that beloved BOH jailbait Taylor Momsen is in the hospital :(. A statement from her doctor is below.