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VIDEO: This machine will give you a BJ. Seriously.
Parts of the world are perplexed by escalators, other parts have made make-out robots, but that’s all moot. There is now a machine that will, uh, extract your sperm in a blow-y fashion.
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VIDEO: Papua New Guinea man perplexed by existence of escalators
The wonders of technology are rarely more present than they are in this clip in which a Papua New Guinea man seems terrified of and confused by the existence of an escalator.
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New device allows you to make out with your computer
Finding kissing people with normal flesh and a soul to be too difficult? Well, A) Trying moving out of New Jersey. And B) You may be interested in this new device that lets you make out with your computer. THE FUTURE IS NOW.
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VIDEO: Local Fox anchor convinces co-host to lick iPad on April Fool’s
A Fox News anchor tricks his co-host into licking an iPad during an incredibly elaborate April Fool's Day prank. It's going to win, like, awards and stuff.
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Facebook breaks up with Breakup Notifier after 3.6 million (!) users
Last week, we mentioned Breakup Notifier, a Facebook-related service that allowed users to register and then receive updates when someone they’re obsessed with attracted to ended whatever relationship they’re in.
That service has been shut down by Facebook. Because they got 3.6 million users in the
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VIDEO: If famous movies had smartphones
I've always felt that some of my favorite movies, "The Warriors" in particular, are extremely dated thanks to the changes in modern technology. Thankfully, CollegeHumor is on the case, showing what famous movies would be like if they were more aggressive in using smartphones.
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New device projects 3D little girl in road to prevent reckless driving
In order to remind reckless drivers to obey traffic laws, a Vancouver organization has created an exciting new system that involves projecting a 3D little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street. The wonders of technology!
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Pac-man with Roombas is awesome
Beware of this video since there’s a lot of nerd babbling, but you can’t really beat the simple joys of the World’s Sixth Most Popular Sport, Pac-man, being played out with Roombas. Pop your power pellets and get on board.