Technology

VIDEO: Get ready for the most realistic CGI skin ever

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And it’s coming to video games, eventually, as heralded in a blog post that is slightly disturbing somewhat. Read more

VIDEO: Little girl thinks magazine is iPad, is confused

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Proof of the evolution of technology or that women have been secretly hiding the fact that they can’t read for generations…you decide! Read more

VIDEO: The future of gaming is indeed touchscreen based… HUGE touchscreens to be exact

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We’re just that much closer to pretending we’re in some futuristic sci-fi flick in which you touch something and cool looking, colorful circles appear, signifying… stuff. Read more

VIDEO: This machine will give you a BJ. Seriously.

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Parts of the world are perplexed by escalators, other parts have made make-out robots, but that’s all moot. There is now a machine that will, uh, extract your sperm in a blow-y fashion. Read more

VIDEO: Papua New Guinea man perplexed by existence of escalators

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The wonders of technology are rarely more present than they are in this clip in which a Papua New Guinea man seems terrified of and confused by the existence of an escalator. Read more

New device allows you to make out with your computer

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Finding kissing people with normal flesh and a soul to be too difficult? Well, A) Trying moving out of New Jersey. And B) You may be interested in this new device that lets you make out with your computer. THE FUTURE IS NOW. Read more

VIDEO: Local Fox anchor convinces co-host to lick iPad on April Fool’s

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A Fox News anchor tricks his co-host into licking an iPad during an incredibly elaborate April Fool’s Day prank. It’s going to win, like, awards and stuff. Read more

Facebook breaks up with Breakup Notifier after 3.6 million (!) users

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Last week, we mentioned Breakup Notifier, a Facebook-related service that allowed users to register and then receive updates when someone they’re obsessed with attracted to ended whatever relationship they’re in. That service has been shut down by Facebook. Because they got 3.6 million users in the span of about seven days. In the grand scheme of things, ... Read more

VIDEO: If famous movies had smartphones

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I’ve always felt that some of my favorite movies, “The Warriors” in particular, are extremely dated thanks to the changes in modern technology. Thankfully, CollegeHumor is on the case, showing what famous movies would be like if they were more aggressive in using smartphones. Read more

New device projects 3D little girl in road to prevent reckless driving

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In order to remind reckless drivers to obey traffic laws, a Vancouver organization has created an exciting new system that involves projecting a 3D little girl chasing a ball in the middle of the street. The wonders of technology! Read more

Pac-man with Roombas is awesome

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Beware of this video since there’s a lot of nerd babbling, but you can’t really beat the simple joys of the World’s Sixth Most Popular Sport, Pac-man, being played out with Roombas. Pop your power pellets and get on board. Read more