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Facebook stalking is out of control
Facebook is probably the most popular thing to ever exist in the history of anything, quickly becoming like The Grid in which every single person must be on it or not actually count as a human being in modern society. So of course, stalkers have found their way to the medium. Anyway I don't have a
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Note to self: Don't f dogs and film it
A woman was trying to find out if her boyfriend had any kiddy porn on her laptop so she brought the computer to the cops. Instead, they found video of her f’ing her dog and arrested her. So yeah, I’d mark that one down as a loss.
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This Wi-fi network is awesomely named
Via I-Am-Bored (one of my favorite sites for randomness) comes this bold name for a Wi-Fi network that you either don’t want to connect to or want to connect to in complete anonymity (and shame).
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Sony releases its new Piece of Shit That Doesn't Work
The Onion has been reusing the old "Area Man does mundane activity" type of humor for a while now so it's refreshing to see them do something genuinely hilarious. Check out their take on Sony releasing a new product (audio NSFW).
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Quote of the Day
Barack Obama is a pretty big technophile so it's not shocking that his staff would be high tech too. But this much of a difference compared to the last administration? Kind of ridiculous. Two years after launching the most technologically savvy presidential campaign in history, Obama
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Quote of the Day
Commercialism has taken the next step: your death. The hot new funeral trend is to bury a loved one with their cell phone and then call it as soon as they go underground. Probably to leave an awkward, "Ummmmm where are youuuuuu?" voicemail. “It seems that everyone under 40 who dies
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Flying cars!
It may have taken a while but dammit, we’re going to get our flying cars! Check out the Moller M400 Skycar aircraft, with a maximum speed of 360 mph.
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Quote of the Day
So this lady lost her eye. Her logical solution? Turn her into a cyborg by installing a Webcam into her eye. Only she'd be slightly less functional than a cyborg because, you know, she still couldn't see. You might as well put a big penis on a midget for the same amount of worthwhile
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Lady who stole $500,000 worth of phone books is jailed
I like funny stories. Fark gave me this funny story.
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Finally the virtual girlfriend you've waited for
I'm sure this has no relevance to my readers since I assume to "get" me you have to be as cool and handsome as I am. But if you're an unlucky guy, you may want to consider this recently unveiled NYU student's creation: A