Celebrity dirt: Chris Brown goes on an anti-gay rant plus more of today’s gossip

Douglas Charles — Thu, 14 Jul 2011 14:00:52 +0000

Chris Brown unleashes anti-gay rant at a pick-up hoops game
“He got really ticked off when things didn’t go his way during the game, saying, ‘That’s gay!’ and ‘You’re a f*gg*t a**!’ to the other players.”

Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie getting married
“Get ready for a royal wedding of another sort.”

Ryan Reynolds is dating Charlize Theron
“They’re exclusive, and it’s very hush-hush.”

Marine’s parents thrilled Mila Kunis accepted his date request
“The couple thanked both Kunis and Timberlake for ‘supporting the troops in this way … it means a lot to us.’”

Justin Timberlake asked out by a Marine
“Mila Kunis may not be the only celebrity heading to the Marine Corps Ball.”

British Parliament summons Rupert Murdoch to testify about phone hacking scandal
“At issue – did they know about the hacking, and did they authorize it?”

Ted Danson joining CSI as its newest investigator
“He replaces Laurence Fishburne, who played Dr. Raymond Langston for two years.”

Olivia Wilde: Divorce “made me a better actress”
“It makes you a more empathetic person…”

R. Kelly reportedly facing foreclosure on mansion
“Kelly is facing a $2.9 million foreclosure lawsuit on his suburban Chicago mansion over claims that he has failed to make mortgage payments…”

Renee Zellweger, John Stamos visit Disneyland together
“The 42-year-old actress and Stamos, 47, “were having a great time laughing and dancing as they walked from one ride to another.”

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Victoria’s Secret supermodel Selita Ebanks at the Pepsi MAX MLB Field of Dreams launch.

Ted Danson is smooooooth

Chris Spags — Tue, 30 Jun 2009 13:23:34 +0000

Picking up ladies is an art form…you can’t go out there all willy nilly with real emotions or thoughts because they will EAT YOU ALIVE. Fortunately, Ted Danson can help with some sexy pick-up lines to get you sexy ladies.

Pretty stirring stuff. Sure, you can question how effective these lines would be coming out of your mouth, but hey, it got Ted Danson into the much coveted pantaloons of Whoopi Goldberg so they can’t be all bad. Talk about one sexy little tigress. MeOW.

I’ll tip you off to one of my favorite lines. It’s a line of function and form, designed to bring the ladies to their knees. They’re looking at you with a real hunger in their eyes, desperately in need of their fix. So you go, “Hey baby…I got what you need.” So she comes home with you and then she seems like she’s waiting for something. She reaches for your jeans pocket and you tell her, “No no no. You get the antidote after.” That’s when the lovin’ begins.

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Celebrity dirt: Chris Brown goes on an anti-gay rant plus more of today’s gossip

Ted Danson is smooooooth