Teenagers are fcked up

Teenagers play odd “game” that gets five pregnant

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I’m in my mid-20s, so I feel silly saying “Well back in my day” type statements. But this story of five Polish teens getting pregnant due to a game called “The Sun” is by far the weirdest thing I’ve heard in quite some time. Read more

Quote of the Day

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A new study says that 1 out of 10 teens has posted a nude photo of themselves online. An informal study I just crafted says that 9 out of 10 teens need to stop being such prudes. Read more

Miley Cyrus can work a stripper pole too

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Not to be outdone by her little sister, Miley Cyrus took to the stripper pole at Sunday’s Teen Choice Awards during a performance of her new song “You Already Clicked Through When I Said Stripper Pole, Didn’t You?” Read more

Quote of the Day

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A 15 year-old girl who said she’d gotten kidnapped (and subsequently “rescued”) was found out to be a liar who was actually dating the older man who “kidnapped her.” You hear that, Future Court Cases Against Me? All 15 year-old girls are liars. It’s science. A 15-year-old San Jose girl whose claim that she was ... Read more

It's safe to say this might be the best yearbook ever

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High school is a tough time. You’re adjusting to life with real responsibilities and also trying to have as little awkwardness as possible. Oh and also sometimes you forget to wear panties during yearbook photos so your cooch ends up showing for all the world to see. Read more

High school uses surveillance to watch girls make out

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The surveillance we have everywhere in our lives is kind of a mess. But as kids get more and more, um, out there, there’s a tough line for principals and deans to walk with reporting and watching what the kids do. Read more

Cheerleaders go to strip club, get coach fired

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High school cheerleaders are tricky beasts. Sometimes they purposefully get their hot high school coach fired for posing nude in Playboy, other times they ask their coach to take them to a male strip club and get fired. Read more

Quote of the Day

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This quote isn’t awesome but the story is, so f it. Apparently Oklahoma teens are having mass amounts of unprotected sex during “group sex parties,” resulting in STD outbreaks. Good for you, Oklahoma! Health officials have identified an outbreak of syphilis occurring among teenagers younger than age 18 in central Oklahoma. Oklahoma State Department of ... Read more

This kid takes prom seriously

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High school is a great time in a man’s life, especially today when the girls are easy and still require about as much romantic effort as I require to pleasure myself (basically just kind of being there and not causing hemorrhaging). But this kid is ruining it for everyone with his unnecessary teenage romantic efforts. Read more

Quote of the Day

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Wow. Sometimes the Jewish jokes just write themselves, don’t they? A 14 year-old girl got married to a 17 year-old boy, then got divorced. The reason why? See the bolded paragraph. A 14-year-old Israeli girl has got a divorce from her 17-year-old husband, making her what media are describing as the country’s youngest divorcee. The ... Read more

Teens listening to sexually suggestive lyrics more likely to bone

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A big blow was dealt today to lovers of big butts who find themselves incapable of lying: Turns out your teens listening to songs with sexual references are more likely to do the freaky nasty with likeminded teens. Read more