Since we crank out so many stories each week some really good ones get lost in the cracks. And since so many new people visit Guyism every day (thank you), we thought we’d start taking some time on the weekends to share some classics that many of our newer readers may have missed.

Over the years, women have proven to be stellar athletes and, over time, some experts expect women to be able to compete and defeat male athletes. But that doesn’t mean they don’t look downright foxy in their different uniforms.

12 Netball dress
Very unknown sport that was derived from basketball. However, they were smart enough to add some sex appeal and put them in these one piece dresses. Not common in the States for sure and more of an English/Australian/New Zealand thing… which is fine by me.

11 Field hockey skirt
Not often seen unless you’re watching the Olympics or ESPNU for a random college game. Nonetheless, an extremely strong competitor in this category.

10 Soccer shorts
Most would say that the soccer uniform has no business on this list but yet, its one of the few sports where a woman can be overtly muscular and still remain attractive. Helps if the shorts ride a little high… I’m just sayin’.

9 Golf shorts
Fair to assume that us men hate women on the golf course. They’re slow and they often don’t advance the ball beyond 50 yards. But those outfits could make Bea Arthur look attractive….(Okay, maybe not her… RIP Bea.)

8 The tennis skirt
An oldie and a classic.  Truly stands the test of time.  Although, lately women have gone with the tight shorts and or suit look (Serena Williams, anyone?), the skirt is still the consensus winner for tennis.

7 The gymnastics leotard
Very underrated but very much appreciated.  Just make sure you’re staring at someone who is of age.  In fact, stick to the college competitions to avoid looking like a pedophile.

6 Track and field shorts/tank top
Hard to ignore the popularity explosion of girls like Allison Stokke and other pole vaulters who flaunt their backside but you can’t ignore the runners who try to wear the flimsiest shorts possible in an effort to gain that extra advantage.

5 Indoor volleyball shorts
There is a human being out there (probably a man) who decided that girls needed for some odd reason to wear these uncomfortable and extremely short shorts.  I pray to that unknown person every day.

4 Cheerleading uniform
Debatable whether its a sport but they get the nod because as my friend said “they do have competitions”.  I think that was code for, “They’re in short skirts, put them on the list or I kill you.”

3 Surfing wetsuit
Another one of those sports that we just don’t get to see enough.  Probably because none of us know whats going on and what constitutes a good score.  If they could just focus on the bikini bottom and wetsuit, we could probably figure out everything from there.

2 Figure skating attire
Dresses, skirts, shorts… whatever these ladies put on seem to work well.  Probably because most of them could fit into a suitcase but hey, I’m not complaining.

1 Beach volleyball bikinis
By far, the gold medal of sports uniforms. You could put the ugliest professional beach volleyballer out there and every dude would be staring at her backside. That’s what you get for wearing a bikini and calling it a uniform.

(Didn’t make the cut:  Basketball, Swimming, Softball, Ice Hockey)

Serena Williams attended something called the Macy’s Passport Glamorama Fashion Extravaganza in Los Angeles the other day, but the real story of the event was the magical fabric Serena’s dress was made out of that kept it from exploding under the strain of all of her curves. She must have visited the same wizards that make dresses for Kim Kardashian. She was in L.A. after all.

I know what big fans you all are of Anna Kournikova (Hell, who isn’t?) so when I saw these photos of her leaving the gym in Miami I figured you’d like to see them. Oh sure, they’re kind of boring, what with her being all dressed and such, but hey it’s Anna Kournikova in Spandex… What doid you have to do this morning that’s better than looking at Anna in skintight clothing? Yeah, that’s what I thought…

So he gave them the middle finger.

Perhaps this wasn’t directed at the fans but rather at Mother Nature. Play was suspended twice for lengthy periods because of torrential rain. Or maybe it was directed at his opponent who was less than gracious in defeat.

“Maybe the court was slower and I had problems to [end] the points,” Ferrer said. “Of course, Rafael had good chances in the important moments. It’s difficult against him, but I’m happy with my game.”

Either way, a hearty round of applause for Nadal. It’s not everyday you get to tell the sports world to f–k off without anybody noticing

Most of the time, we prefer our athletes to be warm, smiling characters. Look at LeBron James; the guy is 6’8 and packs 250 pounds but you would have no problem approaching him on the street. He just looks like a nice guy. This list is not for guys like that. Contained below are the most frightening, snarling athletes that the general public would do well to avoid like their lives depend on it.

1 Mike Tyson

You don’t get the nickname “The Baddest Man on the Planet” by being a nice guy. In his heyday, Mike possessed a rare combination of speed, knockout power, and blood lust. He’s broken opponent’s orbital bones, bit off ears, spent time in prison. You name the act, and Mike has committed it with the unapologetic rage of a wild man. If you’re not completely convinced by now, simply go look up videos of his interviews. His mere presence has even the most steadfast reporters shivering. Plus, the guy tried to take out Little Mac!

2 Serena Williams

For years everyone had their suspicions that the younger sister was secretly a psychotic super athlete. Just watch her play tennis. She hits the ball like it owes her money, screaming out a war cry with each stroke. She’s also got biceps that look like they were infused to her body during a lab experiment. But the confirmation of many people’s fears came during last year’s U.S. Open final. Disputing a call, she stormed over to the female line judge and threatened to “Shove this **** ball down your ***** throat.” Yikes.

3 Ray Lewis

Some athletes have the ability to act like complete gentlemen off the field but turning into monsters while on it. Ray Lewis is one of those men. From his maniacal pre-game ritual that looks straight out of a Tongan death dance. If you haven’t had the pleasure of listening to his pre-game speeches they kind of sound like this: “RAARR! KILL! FOOTBALL! NO MERCY!!” Ok fine we might have embellished that a little bit. On the field, ferocity of his hits are so intense that many find themselves marveling at the fact that anyone gets up afterwards.

4 Scott Parker

In a sport that demands toughness out of all of it’s athletes, Scott Parker shone as the one of the toughest. They say you shouldn’t judge a book by its cover, but Scott Parker is exactly what he looks like: a rough dude that can snap at any moment. During one game, Parker was so incensed that he slammed his stick against the penalty box glass and got himself ejected. But before he could be led off the ice, he jumped onto the glass between the two team’s benches and started hitting an opposing player in the face. Now retired, Parker runs a barber shop business with his wife. Who in the world would trust him with scissors?

5 Albert Belle

Baseball is not the first sport that comes to mind when thinking of intimidating athletes. However, Albert Belle has been a special case his whole career. From throwing a ball at a fan who was taunting him during a game, to hitting a would-be vandal with his car, Belle was a man without fear or mercy. But it wasn’t just opponents and fans who feared his wrath. He reportedly took a bat to teammate Kenny Lofton’s boombox after a particularly poor at-bat. Looks like someone needed a hug badly. Volunteers?

6 Bernard Hopkins

By nature, most professional fighters are intimidating human beings. Hopkins takes the cake as one of the last guys you want staring across the ring from you in a match. Coming from the tough streets of Philadelphia, Hopkins was born rough, beating up and stealing money from older kids. Hopkins didn’t discover his love for boxing at a gym like most people, he began boxing while serving a prison sentence for multiple felonies. In the ring, Hopkins doesn’t really knock his opponents out as much as he saps their will with his bullying and counter punching. He does all of this with the countenance of a hired killer.

7 Lawrence Taylor

How many careers have you ended today? None? Oh well, you must be a normal person; unlike our next athlete Lawrence Taylor. The former Giants pass rusher was an absolute berserker on the field, seemingly with the intent to literally put them through the ground. Opposing offensive coordinators eventually had to adapt to LT’s blitzkrieg. His most infamous hit was during the 1985 season where he hit Redskins quarterback Joe Theismann so badly that Theismann broke his leg, forcing him into retirement.

8 Randy Johnson

The fact that this guy is nicknamed the Big Unit and no one thought to make fun of the guy for it (at least to his face) says a lot. Johnson stood 6’10 and rocked one of the most complete mullet/goatee combinations ever seen in sports. Imagine standing in a batter’s box seeing a guy like that throw 90+ mph fastballs in your general direction. In one particular incident, an unfortunate bird flew in the way of one of Johnson’s pitches. The bird quite literally exploded into a mess of feathers and blood. If it weren’t downright frightening, it would almost be kind of beautiful.

9 Wanderlei Silva

One does not get the nickname the “Axe Murderer” by being nice and cuddly. Silva reigned as the PRIDE middleweight champion for years, leaving a trail of would-be challengers unconscious in a pool of their own blood. A whirlwind of knees, elbows, and stomps Silva lives for the knockout. His epic pre-fight staredowns are by far the scariest in the sports of mixed martial arts. Just try to watch a clip of him without peeing your pants a little.

10 Brock Lesnar

Normal people do not have giant swords tattooed on their chests. It’s safe to say that the current UFC Heavyweight champ is not a normal person, but a genetic freak of a man. In the ring, Lesnar becomes an absolute killer with no remorse. Just ask Frank Mir whom Lesnar pinned against the cage hitting him repeatedly with hammerfists. Afterwards he still got in Mir’s face and let him know just who the alpha dog is. Lesnar, a former NCAA and WWE wrestling champion, spends his free time secluded in the woods hunting wild game and presumably running rampant on small villages.

And today, in extremely depressing news, Tennis great Martina Navratilova announced on Good Morning America that she is fighting breast cancer

The day she received her diagnosis was her “personal 9/11,” Navratilova told “GMA” anchor Robin Roberts. “I was devastated.”

In February, the tennis legend was diagnosed with an aggressive form of ductal carcinoma in situ (DCIS), considered the earliest form of breast cancer. Navratilova had a lumpectomy in February, during which her doctors determined that the cancer had not spread to her lymph nodes.

Although I can barely decipher any of the words in that quote, it sounds like a good prognosis. Navratilova, who’s won a record 167 titles worldwide including 18 grand slams was active on the tennis tour as recently as 2006 when she won the mixed doubles title at the U.S Open. Oh yea, she was 49 when that happened.

She’s certainly ranks as one of greatest female tennis players of all-time and even more so, one of the greatest female athletes in general.

Martina Navratilova Fighting Breast Cancer {ABC News}

He’ll think twice about going over the middle with that free safety looming.

Considering Serena is part owner of the Miami Dolphins, it wouldn’t be that bad of an investment to suit up herself and play for the aqua and orange. And although, she may not have good enough hands to play tight end, she certainly doesn’t lack any junk in the trunk to fit the description.

Blake Lively wants $2.5 million to pose for Playboy. “Playboy had already been calling her — she figures a Playboy spread now will really give her some heat in her career.” I am officially starting The Get Blake Lively Into Playboy Now Fund. Donations welcome.

I think Twilight’s Robert Pattinson might be gay. In a new interview with Details magazine, in which Pattinson was photographed with several scantily-clad female models, the British actor reveals why the shoot wasn’t exactly his cup of tea. “I really hate vaginas. I’m allergic to vagina,” he tells Details.

Speaking of gay. Elton John thinks Jesus was gay. Said Elton, “I think Jesus was a compassionate, super-intelligent gay man who understood human problems.” I bet Lady Gaga told him that.

Charlie Sheen’s wife, Brooke Mueller (you know, the one that called the cops on him on Christmas), has entered rehab for substance abuse. “If Brooke struggled with substance abuse around the Christmas Day incident, it could severely impact her credibility.” Thank you, Mr. Obvious.

Kristin Cavallari could be headed to rehab. Sources close to The Hills say Kristin has been spiraling down a very dangerous drug and alcohol path after rising to fame. Funny, I’m not famous and I am on the same path.

Jersey Shore’s Snooki and JWoww aren’t really Italian. J-Woww identified herself as Spanish and Irish, while Snooki confessed to Chilean roots. So Guidettes dont’ have to be Italian? I’m so confused.

Speaking of Snooki, apparently there are 20 ‘naked’ pics and a video being shopped around. Buyer beware.

Shakira may be cheating on her boyfriend with tennis star Rafael Nadal, who also has a girlfriend. An eyewitness said of the Barcelona encounter, “There was just the two of them at the table together. They were whispering and all smiles. It definitely looked like they are more than just friends.” Well, that all but confirms it.

Hayden Panettiere has reportedly undergone breast augmentation surgery recently. “Hayden went from an A to a C cup, and she couldn’t be happier. She’s wanted bigger boobs since she was 17, but the time and scheduling were just never right. She finally decided to do it right after the holidays.” Cool. A midget with fake boobs.

We’re big fans of tennis hottie Caroline Wozniacki here at Guyism, and now, after these pictures have surfaced, we’ll say we might as well be the presidents of her fan club.

And say what you want, but this is good for tennis…it was in need of a new hottie. Ana Ivanoic has sorta disappeared from the landscape and dare I say, Maria Sharapova isn’t what she once was (not that I’m complaining or anything)

Head over to Busted Coverage to catch the full scoop.  And by scoop, I mean more pics of her and her friends in bikinis.

RELATED CONTENT FROM OUR PARTNERS

Tennis hottie Caroline Wozniacki is in Qatar for the Sony Ericsson WTA championships. And apparently, somebody thought this would be a good photo op.

Um, if I had to guess what was going on here, I’d say the chick in the black is teaching her how to make a friendship bracelet….I swear those went out of style in the 80s. Keep up random hooded woman.

And speaking of good photo ops, I have an idea….How about Wozniacki in a bikini? A lot more exciting than this

Not like we didn’t already know. Let me guess…the time you described in the book was the only time right?

Yea, I’ve heard that song and dance before. But instead of speculating, let’s look at some pictorial evidence of Agassi’s drug use

Jorts? Please? You might as well show us the syringes

Was he running the meth lab when this pic was taken?

You’d have to be high to marry this crazy beeyotch

Flipping the bird in public? BAC .22

Need I say more? A mullet is like a tramp stamp for druggies….Might as well show us the track marks buddy

Well now, we have the dumbest one of them all.

A match on a high speeding train.

Billed as the “fastest tennis in the world,” seventh-ranked Tsonga of France took on ninth-ranked Spaniard Verdasco on a mini-tennis court laid down in one of Shanghai’s high-speed Maglev trains on Tuesday as it reached a cruising speed of 431 kph (268 mph) during the seven-minutes and 20-seconds it took to make the 30-kilometer (18.6-mile) trip from Longyard Rail Road station in Pudong to Pudong International Airport.

You know, tennis needs to go in one of two directions. Either be legitimate and stop with these so-called stunts or really start pulling out some good ones.

Something like two chicks playing tennis on a trampoline. Actually, that’s a fantastic idea. Who do I talk to about that? I’d love to resurrect Simona Halep’s career.  That is, as long as she doesn’t give herself a black eye.

on 205th recommends…

For more Anna Kournikova, click here.

on 205th recommends…

on 205th recommends…

I’ve been known to have a farmers’ tan here or there during the summer. But I can say, without a shadow of a doubt, that its never been this bad.

And I can also say without a shadow of a doubt that nobody would want to see me show that much leg.

We’d all much prefer to see a hot 19 year old tennis pro.

But if you like, I once played basketball in the 80s and wore those John Stockton like nut-hugger shorts….

Drop me a line if you want a peek. And I mean that in a sexual way ladies.

on 205th recommends…

Jack Nicholson and Lorne Michaels

Ben Stiller

Gwen Stefani

Donald Trump

Justin Timberlake

Alec Baldwin

Ashley Olsen

Matthew Broderick

Rachel Bilson and Hayden Christensen

Stanley Tucci

Its hard to watch any women’s tennis match these days without hearing constant grunting from the players. Even 17 year old Melanie Oudin decided to join in on the action the other day….

And some are a bit shy about their grunting and keep it to a dull roar. Others like Maria Sharapova take pride in their, how shall we say, “porn star” grunts.

Here is a collection of some the loudest from women tennis players over the years.

Elena Dementieva throws off her opponent with a yelp

Crowd laughs as Sharapova moans

Venus as the woman, Serena as the man

The most obnoxious grunting of all-time

Azarenka gets a bit high pitched

She took her lessons from Monica Seles

They all compete to see who’s the loudest…

Related Posts

Hot celebrities in workout gear
Jennifer Love Hewitt loves tennis
Shakira is a big tennis fan
Red panties won’t save Wimbledon this year
First women to be fined at Aussie Open…still looks hot