Terrorism

Again, video games are being blamed for an insane person’s behavior

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As in the case with virtually any tragedy, such as what just happened in Norway, get ready for stupid people to say stupid things. And in this case, video games might be dragged into the ensuing aftermath. Read more

VIDEO: At last, The Taiwanese CGi news crew chimes in on the death of Bin Laden

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This isn’t necessarily video game related, but I’m reporting about it anyway because A) their recreations of the headlines look like crappy shovelware cutscenes to begin with B) I’ve written about them in the past, and C) just wait for the Xbox reference. Read more

Hot new terrorist trend: Breast implant bombers

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After the Christmas Underwear Bomber, I thought we couldn’t really get much further down the “private parts potentially exploding” food chain. Welp, scratch that…a new report from Britain’s intelligence division says there might be a wave of breast implant bombers coming. Read more

TSA confiscates Play Doh from a kid

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In light of the recent terror underwear bomb attack attempt by Umar Farouk Abdulmutallab, the TSA divisions at every airport are expected to crack down in an effort to ensure that nothing like that happens again. And they’ve already proven to be hard at work. For proof, look no further than New Orleans International Airport ... Read more

MacGyver loves nude children

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I had always thought MacGyver was all about using household items to stop explosions. Turns out the only explosions were the ones MacGyver would get in his pants from watching Captain Kangaroo. Listen, so what if MacGyver’s bathing kids that don’t belong to him and getting all wet? It doesn’t mean he’s a pedophile. Maybe ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Looking like a victim who’s easy to sympathize with can be difficult. For example, check out the response of the father of David Williams, a young man accused of plotting to bomb synagogues and shoot down military airplanes. He could have used just a wee bit more finesse. Terror suspect David Williams’ father went on ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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It may shock you to learn that Miss Universe is kind of a retard. Check out this blog post she left about her trip to Guantanamo Bay. Pretty funny. It was a loooot of fun! We visited the Detainees camps and we saw the jails, where they shower, how the (sic) recreate themselves with movies, ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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Like most media sites, Fox News likes to ask readers questions to get them involved. But their most recent one leaves a little something to be desired (spoiler: The answer is “Probably not”). President Obama has signed an executive order to close the U.S. prison at the Guantanamo Bay Naval Base. Pennsylvania Rep. Jack Murtha ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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If you’re a middle Eastern dude, mentioning the words “bomb” and “luggage” in the same sentence is never a good idea. Unless you like getting cavity searches, in which case I applaud your outside the box thinking. A man faces deportation to Israel after he tried to claim a bag at a casino hotel and ... Read more

Osama bin Laden likes a good hug

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When you think of the guy who basically orchestrated 9/11, you don’t really think about his zeal for hugs. But an interview with an alleged operative of bin Laden reveals just that. Read more

MIDGET FRIDAY! Gnome stalks Argentine town

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Somehow this story completely fell under my radar. A couple weeks back, The Sun found out about some dude dressed as a gnome that was “terrorizing” a town in Argentina. I guess just his existence was terrorizing because I can’t imagine a midget doing much damage other than like maybe running full speed into your ... Read more