Thanksgiving

VIDEO: Uncle flips out on relative during Thanksgiving celebration

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Thanksgiving is a stressful time of year in which people can get drunk and flip out for no reason find their emotions getting the better of them. In this clip, a family’s uncle rages at the Grandfather and threatens him. Just like the pilgrims and Native Americans! Read more

A Thanksgiving guide to getting dressed

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(This was the most offensive image that came up when I googled “Thanksgiving” …so of course I used it.) Tomorrow we celebrate….what exactly do we celebrate at Thanksgiving? Harvest season? Landing at Plymouth Rock? Manifest Destiny? Whatever it is we’re commemorating, we’re all looking forward to observing the holiday with a traditional American food binge. ... Read more

8 things every man should be thankful for this Thanksgiving

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With the day of thanks just around the corner, now is as good a time as any for men to start expressing their gratitude for certain things in their life. The common phrase is that “life isn’t fair.” While true, it’s the simple pleasures and rare gifts, both of the physical and spiritual nature that can sweeten up an otherwise bitter existence. Read more

Cats Eating Turkey is a WTF Thanksgiving video

I was slumming around YouTube just now, looking for something Thanksgiving-y and absurd to post. My first choice was looking for someone with a furry fetish in a turkey costume, but I couldn’t find that. So instead, you get this utterly bizarre video of a guy feeding his cats some turkey. Read more

Awesome backyard plays for your annual Turkey Bowl

It’s that time of year again. Time to tape up the ankles, pull out the knee braces, and relive the glory years. Sure, you’ll be hobbling around the office next week, but this is what you live for… Read more

Quote of the Day

With Thanksgiving in mere days, what will you make for your sissy, iron-deficient vegan family members? Not Tofurkey if you know what’s good for you. Even vegans think that food is about as yummy as dog scrotum, according to this Quote of the Day. Read more

7 surefire ways to ruin this year’s Thanksgiving

Thanksgiving offers families a wonderful opportunity to come together and celebrate a good year over a great meal — or so the movies claim. But if you’re sitting in your childhood bedroom, surrounded by honorable mention trophies you forbid your parent to throw out, and wondering how you can turn this routine holiday into something ... Read more

LIONS WILL KEEP THANKSGIVING GAME

Even though the Lions are coming off a disastrous 0-16 season and nobody, and I mean nobody outside of Detroit wants to see them play, the NFL will not strip them of the Thanksgiving game. The Lions’ Thanksgiving Day game is not on the agenda for the NFL annual meeting March 22-25 in Dana Point, ... Read more

Happy Thanksgiving!

Here’s the sexiest Indian I know of and isn’t Thanksgiving all aboutthe Indians and the Pilgrims? Oh, wrong Indians…? my bad…Happy Turkey Day!! See ya soon! Read more