The future is now

The world of tomorrow, today!

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I often masturbate thinking of what the future would be like, with my robot maid and her sassy attitude and skirt that shows off her pleasure chip. She knows what she’s doing. But when you look at the world of today, as seen through the eyes of the past, here’s what our lives look like. ... Read more

The house of toooooomorrowwwwwwwww

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Microsoft built a house of the future and it’s about as splendidly lazy as you’d imagine. Take a look. I don’t know how I feel about this. We’re pretty lazy already, I can’t imagine that making it so we have to do any less is actually going to be good for people. Most of America ... Read more

Flying cars!

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It may have taken a while but dammit, we’re going to get our flying cars! Check out the Moller M400 Skycar aircraft, with a maximum speed of 360 mph. Read more