The Hills

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: Heidi’s Hills harassment

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week… Read more

This Week in Celebrity Gossip: More celebrity sexts??

Celebrity gossip items you may have missed this week… Read more

Whitney Port stays relevant by wearing a bikini

As is custom for all babes who want to either become or remain famous, The Hills’/The City’s Whitney Port is in Miami lounging around in a bikini in order for the paparazzi to take pictures of her. God bless America. Read more

Barbie celebrated turning 50 by allowing me to objectify women

From Barbie’s Dream House 50th Anniversary Celebration or some sort of similar event name that has less capitalized words… Read more

Audrina Patridge's breasts make more in two weeks than you make in a year

Defamer unearthed the salaries of the Hills starlets and, apparently, they make a fload. Read more