The Internet

6 signs you spend too much time online

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It’s easy to get addicted to the Internet. One day you’re responding to a Facebook wall post and the next you’re running a successful farm with over 46 different crops. In fact, it’s not uncommon to go on IMDB to look up an actor’s name and spend the next 12 hours watching every movie trailer made in 1999. Read more

7 things you should never say through social media

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Everyone and their great-grandmother is on Facebook these days, celebrities are tweet-fighting with their children, and normal people can’t seem to stop broadcasting every trivial detail about their lives. Things that never should be told to anybody are now online for anyone to Google and find. Read more

The 5 dumbest criminals who were foiled by Facebook

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Do you ever wish you didn’t waste so much time on Facebook? Then congratulations, idiot, you lost a battle of wills with a page of text. Your only hope is that other people are even more tragic, and they are! At least when you waste years of your life without moving around it’s voluntary – these idiots Facebooked their way right into prison. Read more

Jim’sPancakes.com is an awesome site about a guy making pancakes for his kid

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There’s something extremely awesome about this site Jim’s Pancakes. The premise: A dad wants to make his daughter’s pancakes memorable and fun, so he’s doing all sorts of crazy stuff with the “art form” and churning out pancakes that are seven shades of awesome. Check out some of our favorites. Read more

The 8 types of people you’ll find on Craigslist

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Oh, Craig Newmark, what greatness you have unleashed upon the world with your infamous List. That glorious site you got going in the mid-90s—with a design that hasn’t been messed with since—is the go-to community forum for us e’ryday folk looking for gigs, free sh-t, and maybe even a cheap, uninfected sofa or mattress on ... Read more

Quote of the Day

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There are certain keywords that you just know are going to bring you to places you shouldn’t go (unless you’re feeling amorous). One of them would have to be “Asian ass.” Unfortunately, one elderly man did this for the first time and was, well, not too pleased with what he came across. Read more

The 7 types of pictures that will haunt you on Facebook

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We all do dumb things. Some of us do some very, very dumb things. And unfortunately, everybody has a camera on their phone these days meaning you are always being watched. Then when you factor in the fact that a good portion of the world is involved in some sort of social media…you realize there’s ... Read more

SITE NEWS: Welcome to the redesigned Guyism.com

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Friends, Romans, and the rest of you: You may have noticed that Guyism has a sleek new look. Don’t be afraid. We’re here to walk you through some of the our first round of cosmetic changes and improvements that will, hopefully, make the site faster, cleaner, and more engaging for you moving forward. Read more

This is some (fap) workout video (fap)

People say that the recently SNL-parodied Shake Weight was one of the foxier workout videos in history. But apparently those fictional people I’m making up to provide juxtaposition haven’t met Zuzana, the face (and, um, lovely body) of Bodyrock.TV, who’s now a YouTube sensation for some reason. Read more

Woman learns how not to use Craigslist, loses all her possessions

Lynelle Hunter was looking to get a little overhead out of her life, opting to sell her home and move to a smaller one. Her son told her a good way to get rid of some of the crap she’d accumulated over the years would be to put an ad on Craigslist. So she did, ... Read more

Man goes to the wrong house for an orgy invite, gropes someone

A Connecticut man went on Craigslist looking for the hottest updates in the world of “strangers welcome” group sex events. Unfortunately, someone put up a bogus ad, leaving the man to go to an incorrect place. After being asked to leave, he did the logical thing, allegedly coming back to grope the woman who lived ... Read more