Things that annoy me

Michael Jackson

I think you can probably guess where I fall on this one, but Michael Jackson died yesterday after going into cardiac arrest at the age of 50. A reverent animated tribute to his character, written/animated before his passing obviously, is embedded below. Honestly, it sucks that he died poor and isolated from the world after ... Read more

Keith Olbermann whiiiiines about waterboarding

Sean Hannity offered to get waterboarded (the act of a towel being put over your face while water is poured over you, to simulate drowning) for charity and Keith Olbermann threw a hissy fit about it, offering $1000/second Hannity can survive the torture. Take a look. I’m typically fairly apolitical here. I liked Barack Obama ... Read more

Natalie Dylan still selling her virginity

Back in September, 22 year-old virgin Natalie Dylan began soliciting bids for the right to split her cooch. By October, we found out she was getting valuations at around $3.8 million. And now…she’s still selling the goods and hoping to get even more bids, which is f’ing retarded. Read more