I tend to think that girls at the gym are kind of gross. In theory it’s hot when a girl gets all sweaty and works to get in good shape but in reality it basically just means that a girl who’s regularly quite cute has morphed into some sort of soggy swamp monster. I’ve gone to the gym with girlfriends and, after seeing them all redfaced and wet, I kind of want to just push them down the Stairmaster so they continue to fall and fall and fall.

Yet somehow, Minka Kelly completely busts apart all of my previous conceptions of how I’d prefer not see a cute woman at the gym as she wears her little spandex and seems to be doing actual workouts even with someone taking photos of her. It’s pretty much safe to say that she’d be cute doing anything one might perceive as unattractive, including but not limited to plunging a toilet, doing taxes, or even committing mass ethnic cleansing. *swoon

Nine British women were facing prostitution charges after being arrested at the weekend for taking part in an oral sex competition in the Greek holiday island of Zakynthos, police said on Monday.

Six British and six Greek men, including two bar owners, were also charged in the incident, which took place at Laganas beach in the south of the Ionian island, which lies off the west coast of mainland Greece, police said.

The women, who came to the popular resort on holiday, had been paid to take part in the competition, which was video recorded and was to be posted on the Internet, police said.

The men were charged with encouraging obscene behavior.

That’s kind of a vague charge. When are men NOT encouraging obscene behavior? Whether it’s with beads or a subtle grab of my genitals, I’m pretty sure I’ve encouraged obscene behavior in basically every place I’ve ever been at any time.

This kind of seems crapty though. I mean yes, it’s utterly scummy. But illegal? Consenting adults doing something without money exchanged? If chicks want to compete to see who gives the best BJ, I’m not going to marry them, but I’m not going to say they don’t have the right. And the men were just innocent pawns! This stinks all around, I say.