This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don’t recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle.

This is great because it has all the charm of kiddie porn but none of the FBI problems! Check out former Webster star Emanuel Lewis getting handsy with some slut whom I don’t recognize. While nothing funny specifically is going on, the situation definitely made me chuckle.

I have nothing against Emanuel Lewis in spite of my rap album entitled “Webster’s Gonna Catch A Fat Beatin’.” I say more power to him if he’s actually pulling quality tail as a grown man who looks like a chubby 6th grader. But if you’re this girl, what the f? If I were a hot chick, an idea I often toy with, do you know how charming you’d have to be to overcome being 4 feet tall with the sex appeal of a kid who pissed his pants on Santa’s lap? You’d have to be pulling rabbits out of hats and making me laugh and cry and possibly understand the Israel/Palestine conflict through song. And even then I wouldn’t f you. Could you imagine the shame you’d feel if you fed Webster? It’s not even like he’s been famous in the past 20 years. I’d probably need to take a rape shower if I recognized him in public, let alone if he stuck his probably-disturbingly-large-because-God-loves-ironic-cock-size penis into me. I think a vat of sulfuric acid wouldn’t be a far cry.

[thanks Jason for the tip!]

I don’t claim to understand everything; most things, yes, but not everything. For example, meet Gucci’s new ad campaign for their Fall ’08 “Hysteria Collection”.

I get that there’s a thin line between fashion and art. Every fashion shoot has a twinge of photographic artistry. But ]]>

I don’t claim to understand everything; most things, yes, but not everything. For example, meet Gucci’s new ad campaign for their Fall ’08 “Hysteria Collection”.

I get that there’s a thin line between fashion and art. Every fashion shoot has a twinge of photographic artistry. But this is so abstract and odd to me. Why would I want a golden knight to palm my (supple and delicious) ass? Is that a desired affect of purchasing Gucci? Or are the bags a cure for my gold knight-inducing insanity as a result of not having Gucci? Do I have to have a vagina to understand this? Check out the video version of the ad below, maybe that offers some answers.

Yeah. So I’m not totally sure I get it. But apparently, it’s great.

Gold Knight and Ladytron’s music transport us to Gucci’s new world. Frida Giannini has managed to create a new impression in the brand. We’ll leave you with the ad campaign, and with the amazing video created to make Gucci one of the big online brands…

My new impression? “Holy f, am I high?” Maybe I’m totally off-base here, you decide. More hot knight-on-woman action below.