Things that depress me

Quote of the Day

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A case of public drunkenness? That happens a lot. But what makes this story of Oklahoman Kimberly Williams passing out drunkenly in a grocery store so interesting/depressing is her seven-year-old-daughter’s quote given to police about mommy’s drinking problem. Read more

Girl has her face fall off, but it’s okay since she grew a new one

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There are a lot of weird reactions your body can have to drugs. Some people have their heart start to race while others might gain weight. Or you might be like this Swedish girl who took an over-the-counter painkiller called Paracetamol and had her face fall off. Same difference. Read more

Teabaggers are pretty smart

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Look, this is totally liberal-slanted to make the type of conservatives who come out against President Obama look like complete idiots; it is possible to disagree with aspects of Obama’s presidency without being afflicted with Down’s Syndrome. But!…people acting like complete idiots, always entertaining. Read more

Jello is awfully depressing

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I have a fixation with old advertisements. Old misogynistic ones, ones that show how different society was back then, whatever. But this ad for Jello and its puddings might be the saddest old advertisement ever. Read more

I hate this joke. So much.

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There is nothing interesting going on online today that I can write about. And you know what I blame? Shit like this f’ing stupid picture below. Read more

This poor little bear

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I’m not entirely sure why I expect better from a country with tentacle porn and women in bride costumes being crap on while they giggle, but this might be the meanest thing Japan has done. Look at this poor little bear who’s terrified of tigers being forced into a cage with them. That is so ... Read more

Man gets wife raped through Craigslist

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Man, you can never underestimate the power of Craigslist. Not only can you get worn out, semen-stained couches, but you can even hire someone to rape your wife. What a country! Read more

The commentator of our generation

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Okay so these videos blew up a couple days ago but then the YouTube account of this kid disappeared so I couldn’t post them, which made me very sad. But some hero of the Internet saved them and reupped them, so my heart is full of joy again. Check out this progeria kid (the genetic ... Read more

Guido Beach

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In this video we take a look a documentary-esque look at the elusive “Guido” and, well, it’s a pretty embarrassing time to be an American with Italian ancestry. So who’s the one to blame for this? At what point did the representation of Italian people go from a pizza man with a monkey with an ... Read more

Howard Stern caller pranks Fox News

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There’s been a shooting in Binghamton after some dude entered a building with a rifle and picked people off. Sad story. But the listeners of Howard Stern’s show are there to be douchebags and prank call poor innocent Fox News just like the old days. I don’t really care so much about mocking a tragic ... Read more

Our prayers have been answered: Meet the Pizza Cone

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An Indianapolis bakery is upping the ante on fattening foods and providing arguably the laziest development in fattiness yet. Say hello to our new friend, the Pizza Cone. Read more