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This dog is already more qualified than 90% of the work force
This might seem like an "It's Friday and I Want to Get out of Here" post. And perhaps it is. But if you can't see the simply beauty in a dog that's wearing a shirt and tie AND GLASSES, then I don't think we can be e-friends any more. I present to you: The Greatest Dog Ever.
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“Crazy Woman on the Train” is the craziest woman ever on a train
I'm frankly pretty disappointed in myself that I somehow missed this since it's a bit old, but odds are if I haven't seen it, you haven't. So away we go...I think this is an Atlanta train featuring a woman going absolutely insane on the other subway riders. If you're going to see one video of a
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Dr. Mario with lyrics is phenomenal
Sometimes on the Internet I’m just blown away by something I’ve seen. Today, there are two things. One is the pictures of that poor lady whose face got bit off by a chimp (for the love of God don’t look if you’re squeamish).
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The Animal Kingdom is occasionally horrifying
I have a joke for you guys. A chimp and a frog walk into a zoo. Chimp says to the frog, “Hey frog, I’m going to hump your face.” Frog replies, “I highly doubt that my mntgmgghghhhhfrrrrrm.” Then a child cries, completely horrified. Well, fortunately, the joke works much
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2 foot tall woman to give birth for the third time
Pregnancy is a beautiful thing, what with the circle of life and the new beginnings and the woman screaming obscenities at her husband vowing to never have sex again. So what can possibly make you reevaluate the beauty of a mom-to-be? Her being 28 inches tall.
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Advancements in white rapping have been halted indefinitely
There have been quite a few prominent white rappers in recent years…Eminem, Asher Roth, um…Snow. But none can match the impact on hip-hop that these two young men, Young Bowman and T-Hines will have on the community with their song, “‘Bout It, ‘Bout it”.
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The best beer commercial you’ve never seen
Since many of us are sports fans, I think we're all fairly inundated by the obnoxious beer ads every Sunday, aimed to make me drink to avoid my fantasy team losing it's sixth game in a row despite the fact I own Adrian Peterson and Drew Brees and my opponent owned the Steelers' D which inexplicably got two late TDs thanks to that a-hole Brett Favre. Oh, where was I? Right...here's a good beer commercial.
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How do you say “I crapped myself” in Russian?
This video is all the rage in Russia, much like stale vodka, governmentally supplied bread, and inspirational messages from punchdrunk American boxers with a speech impediment. What you're about to witness is the luckiest unlucky guy in the world.