This is cute

Rusty the Narcoleptic Dog is asleep

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This one really tows a line between adorable and tragic. Meet Rusty. He’s a dog. He enjoys licking his own balls, frolicking, and passing out randomly in the middle of tasks. This is much cuter than the girl who suffers from narcolepsy who basically gets her life ruined and mocked by her asshole boyfriend. Probably ... Read more

Great ways to get your face bit the fuck off

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There are many places I wouldn’t put my face: A bear trap, a pie filled with poison (WHY WOULD YOU MAKE SUCH A DELICIOUSLY CONFUSING TREAT), a bee hive, a bed of needles, Tara Reid’s crotch. Well, you can add “Staring contest with a polar bear” to that list too. I get it. Flocke the ... Read more