Tips for effective masturbation
Tips for effective masturbation
An exercise video you can't scrap to
It's safe to assume we've all masturbate to an exercise video or show at some point, right? I think the only one I have was Kiana Tom's old show on ESPN2 back in my early jackin' days. Well here's one you probably can't get off to because it's alarmingly unsexy...jazzercise!
Tips for effective masturbation
The search for Internet's biggest creep continues
In fairness, this guy seems more like a borderline retard than a creep when compared to Chris-Chan, eater of semen, but still this video is certainly..something.
Tips for effective masturbation
Gentleman caught jerking it in car
Note: I initially made a typo that made the headline, “Gentleman caught jerking it in cat,” which would make this an entirely different story. But for now, just in the car will have to suffice.
I like ejaculating about as much as anyone. It’s fun, you can shoot it
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Why is T-rex so sad?
No clue what the source is on this, but I love it.
Tips for effective masturbation
Plants
Via Explosm comes this tale of a man and his love for gardening.
Tips for effective masturbation
Oh Batman
Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the real dangers of being Batman.
Tips for effective masturbation
Bike cops
Via Player Vs. Player comes this tale of being a man taking on the establishment. The establishment on a girly little bike.
Tips for effective masturbation
Drugged up and autoerotic asphyxiated is a bad way to die at work
I’m sure this is the most surprising headline you’ve ever read on this site because who would think that choking yourself during orgasm at work is a bad idea. But lo and behold, it is.