Tips for effective masturbation

Getting “caught in the act” can be traumatic for a boy

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Nothing makes me happier than stumbling upon an extremely old clip of an embarrassing topic. It always seems like irony didn’t exist until 1999. Take a look at this clip from a 1970s filmstrip of a young boy getting caught by his mother…mid-fap. It’s safe-for-work, so don’t get too excited. Read more

The Ex-Masturbator

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I know the headline conjures up images of some sort of fantastical superhero whose origin story you probably wouldn’t want to know. But this is a simple video of a simple man at Kansas State who has said NO MORE to self-pleasure. Read more

Eggs just got sexy

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For years I’ve felt like my “solo time” has lacked a degree of whimsy. But thanks to the good people at Kanojo Toys, I can now get all the satisfaction of having sex with an egg without any of the ruining of omelets. Read more

An exercise video you can't scrap to

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It’s safe to assume we’ve all masturbate to an exercise video or show at some point, right? I think the only one I have was Kiana Tom’s old show on ESPN2 back in my early jackin’ days. Well here’s one you probably can’t get off to because it’s alarmingly unsexy…jazzercise! There has never been a ... Read more

The search for Internet's biggest creep continues

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In fairness, this guy seems more like a borderline retard than a creep when compared to Chris-Chan, eater of semen, but still this video is certainly..something. It just seems like smoking in the shower would be counterproductive. How badly do you need nicotine anyways? Are these 20 minutes in the shower really going to break ... Read more

Gentleman caught jerking it in car

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Note: I initially made a typo that made the headline, “Gentleman caught jerking it in cat,” which would make this an entirely different story. But for now, just in the car will have to suffice. I like ejaculating about as much as anyone. It’s fun, you can shoot it at targets, whatever. But I never ... Read more

Why is T-rex so sad?

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No clue what the source is on this, but I love it. Read more

Plants

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Via Explosm comes this tale of a man and his love for gardening. Read more

Oh Batman

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Via Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal comes this comic about the real dangers of being Batman. Read more

Bike cops

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Via Player Vs. Player comes this tale of being a man taking on the establishment. The establishment on a girly little bike. Read more

Drugged up and autoerotic asphyxiated is a bad way to die at work

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I’m sure this is the most surprising headline you’ve ever read on this site because who would think that choking yourself during orgasm at work is a bad idea. But lo and behold, it is. Read more