FBI Closing in on Scarlett Johansson Hackers
“…the FBI is ‘honing in’ on the group of hackers and know the identity of at least one of them — and we’re told it’s the ringleader.”

REPORT: Jay-Z Has Secret Son
“Everyone knew she was sleeping around and sleeping with Jay.”

Tyler Perry Named Highest Paid Man in Entertainment with $130M
“In the list — compiled by Forbes.com — uber producer Jerry Bruckheimer ($113 M) and director Steven Spielberg ($107 M) round out the top three.”

Nic Cage: I Chased a Naked Stranger From My Home
“…I opened my eyes and there was a naked man in my leather jacket eating a Fudgesicle [ice lolly] in front of my bed.”

Megan Fox, Brian Austin Green Removing Tattoos Together
“Fox didn’t specify which of the 38-year-old actor’s many tattoos will be erased.”

Eva Longoria: No Longer on Speaking Terms with Tony Parker
“I’m going, ‘Wow!’ I think divorce agrees with me!”

Kendall Jenner, 15, Makes Runway Debut
“Now that both younger siblings having walked the catwalk, big sister Kim Kardashian couldn’t be more proud.”

Author Joe McGinniss: “Sarah Palin is an Utter Fraud, Vindictive Hypocrite”
“At best she’s a hypocrite — at worse she’s a vindictive hypocrite.”

“Housewife” Michaele Salahi Ran Off with Journey Rocker Neal Schon
“The Real Housewives of DC star was “missing” since early Tuesday, and her husband, Tareq, feared she’d been kidnapped.”

Surprise, Surprise: Lindsay Lohan Throws Drink at Photographer
“Lindsay Lohan just threw a full drink at a boy at V magazine party who dared to snap her pic.”

TODAY’S VIDEO
Olivia Wilde in a sexy photo shoot for the latest issue of Allure magazine.

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With three seconds left, North Carolina had put the game in the hands of 18-year old freshman Harrison Barnes-and he didn’t fail to deliver. Trailing 70-69 against FSU, Barnes lifted from the top of three-point arc for the game-winning shot. People have been waiting all year for the freshman to live up the recruiting hype and now that North Carolina is in position for a strong seed in the tourney, it appears he’s arrived at the right time.

50

Despite losing star point guard Tony Parker for a few weeks, things are looking on the up and up for the San Antonio Spurs. After last night’s win against the lowly Cleveland Cavaliers, the Spurs reached the 50-win plateau yet again during Gregg Popovich’s tenure as coach. Time and time again, Pop has reiterated that he’d like to rest players down the stretch so they’re fresh for a deep playoff run. Parker may hinder that a little but if they can get a big enough lead, I don’t see guys like Tim Duncan suiting up the last week of the season.

14.5

We are about 14.5 hours away from the NFL locking out players in what will arguably be the dumbest decision the league has ever made. However, there is a last ditch effort to avoid the scenario as the union will meet with league officials all day today to try and get a deal done. Federal mediation, which seems to have sped things along has been helpful but unless names are on a dotted line soon, the rhetoric will get real nasty between players/owners.

3-2-11

Mark this date down folks when the Chicago Cubs inevitably win the 2011 World Series–LOL! Only a few days into spring training and there’s already been a spat in the Cubs dugout. No, this one did not involve Carlos Zambrano, although I’m sure he was itching to throw punches. This latest spat involved some horrendous defense behind pitcher Carlos Silva from Aramis Ramirez in the first inning. When they returned to the dugout, some words were exchanged and the two had to be separated. Mid-season form I tell ya.

2-4

The San Antonio Spurs had gone the whole year without any significant injuries so you could almost say they were overdue. Tony Parker will miss 2-4 weeks with what is being described as a strained calf. At 49-10, the Spurs have the best record in the NBA and won’t miss Parker too much, even if there is a short losing streak. But Gregg Popovich’s goal was to rest his guys the last 10 games of the year. With this injury, that doesn’t look like a luxury they can afford.

8-0

KSU started the second half on an 8-0 run and never looked back en route to their biggest win of the year over Texas. The win almost certainly puts the Wildcats in the tourney now, after months of somewhat mediocre play. For Texas, it’s their second loss in as many days and fans are probably starting to wonder if this is the annual Rick Barnes collapse. Although, in fairness, he usually waits till March for that to happen.

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Folks, calm yourselves, but we are on the brink of an NFL lockout. Though the two sides have met repeatedly the last few weeks, no agreement has been made and with the deadline looming on March 4th, it doesn’t appear that things will get done before then. There are those that are optimistic about the situation including newly hired coach Jim Harbaugh of the San Francisco 49ers, “Everything is hypothetical right now,” new San Francisco 49ers coach Jim Harbaugh said. “I’m just optimistic we can get something done.” For the fans sake, let’s hope so.

6.2

In a rather strange move, Washington Wizards point guard Mike Bibby passed on his $6.2 million dollar salary next season and opted for a buyout from the team. I’m guessing things are THAT bad in Washington. Bibby now has the opportunity to play wherever he wants as a free agent and rumors are already spreading that he prefers South Beach although Boston, Portland, L.A., and San Antonio are going to be in the mix as well.

Is it me or this Tony Parker-Eva Longoria drama quickly becoming the 2010 version of Tiger Woods-Elin Nordegren? All we need now is a busted up SUV this Friday with Eva hurling basketballs at Tony while rapping in French. Come to think of it, Tony, you may want to watch your back this week buddy.

The newest wrinkle in the story is Parker sexting a 19-year old British girl half-naked pics of himself. See, I knew we were missing something in this story–naked pics. I only wish they would have come from Eva.

The 19-year-old Brit, Sophia Egeler, apparently met Tony at an Ultimate Fighting show at the O2 Arena in London. Sophia told the paper, “From the minute he met me he was trying it on. I had no idea he was Eva Longoria’s husband. He would not take no for an answer and was telling me how much he liked me.”

Tony soon sent Sophia a half naked text, then asking her; “Do you want a sexier one still?” A rep for Tony denies the report and says Tony never sexted, or texted Egeler. The rep adds that Tony would not have been able to have met the woman at the Ultimate Fighting show at the O2 Arena because he was in training camp at the time.

I’d love to give you a more detailed explanation but I yield to my Taiwanese friends, who do a much better job of it than I do.

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Tony Parker’s 21 points helped the Spurs defeat the Bulls last night. But a win was the least of Parker’s concerns. As we told you yesterday, Parker’s soon to be ex-wife Eva Longoria filed for divorce yesterday and rumors abound that Parker is having a relationship with Brent Barry’s wife, Erin. For now, it’s just that, rumors. But when A.C. Slater is the one spreading the gossip, hey, I generally listen.

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No, this is not a cruel joke–Blazers center Greg Oden will undergo season-ending microfracture surgery on Friday. Stop us if you’ve heard that one before. The former #1 overall pick felt pain in his knee about two weeks ago that was unrelated to his patella injury from last year. Moreover, with the loss of the rest of the season, Greg will have played 82 games in exactly 3 years. Not exactly a ringing endorsement for a contract extension.

183,232

Tiger Woods has escaped from the hole he’s been hiding under for about a year now and released a whole new man via Twitter yesterday. At last count he was up to 183,232 followers. His tweets have been, uh, less than interesting. “Yep, it’s me. I think I like this twitter thing. You guys are awesome. Thanks for all the love.” Riveting stuff I tell ya.

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The Wisconsin-Indiana blowout from last weekend is still a topic of discussion for many college football fans. Many felt that Wisconsin was piling on by throwing the ball in the 4th quarter in their 83-20 win. For what it’s worth, Indiana coach Bill Lynch went out of his way to say that his guys didn’t do a good job stopping them even with the Badgers playing backups. Yes, you’re right Bill….and now, you’re fired. Exit stage left please.

194

In a span of 194 seconds, a closely fought tied game between the Blues and the Wings turned into a blowout. The Wings scored four goals, all from different players to dispose of the Blues rather quickly in the third period.

Eva Longoria has filed for divorce from Spurs guard Tony Parker according to People Magazine. This comes one day after Longoria’s reps told TMZ the rumors weren’t true.

The Desperate Housewives star’s documents were filed in Los Angeles Superior Court just one day after her rep denied that Parker had done the same in a Texas court.

Longoria, 35, and Parker, 27, were engaged in November 2006, then wed – as fireworks lit up the sky – on July 7, 2007, at Chateau of Vaux le Vicomte, a 17th Century castle on the outskirts of Paris one day after a small civil service. The double wedding celebrating came after a week of partying in Saint-Tropez, France.

It appears that Parker has sent thousands of texts messages to a woman that both him and his wife are friends with. Although, from the sounds of it, sexting was the least of what was going on.

PHOTOS: Eva Longoria forgot her pants

We now eagerly await either of their statements on the situation. More so because I’m dying to use this new Desperate Housewives joke I’ve been working on. You know, because she’s not going to be one anymore.

Eva Longoria Files for Divorce from Tony Parker [People]