Posted by Chris Spags under Arbitrary Rankings, featured, Kids!, Lists, Mario, Miley Cyrus, Ninja Turtles, Spiderman, Strange games and toys, Toys, Unusual toys, Weird children's products, weird games, weird toys, WWE
Just because kids are idiots who’ll buy anything with their favorite character’s face slapped on the box doesn’t mean that toy companies should take advantage of them. Here’s some of the most odious licensed crap to have ever been hawked as “fun” or “worth buying”.
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Posted by Dan Seitz under Apps for singing, Auto-tune apps, Gadgets, Gadgets for men, oh dear god, Smartphones, talkapella, Toys
Or maybe a better way of saying this is “an app to make annoying people even more annoying than they already are.”
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Posted by Chris Spags under Cursing toy doll, Kids!, Toys, Video
Every year, there are some news stories about a kids’ toy that curses or masturbates or whatever. This year shall be no exception. In this video, a baby doll seems to say, “Hey you crazy bitch.” Why? Who knows!
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Posted by Dan Seitz under bionic boppers, Gadgets, Gadgets for men, rock'em sock'em robots, Toys
Just in time for nerds to spend far too much money on them and use them to pretend to be a robot from “Real Steel”, Hammacher Schlemmer (slogan: “You’ll never know if you spelled our name correctly until you triple-check it”) have introduced…uh…bumper cars that punch each other, basically.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Babies, Kids!, Scared baby, Toys, Video
We recently discussed my dislike of Internet baby videos (spoiler alert: they’re often only funny to housewives and people still using an AOL.com email address). But this baby video works for me because it features a baby being terrified and a blue toy with googley eyes. Everything is better with googley eyes.
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Posted by Will Brinson under 60 Minutes, Paul Allen, Paul Allen 60 Minutes Video, Paul Allen Swimming Pool, Toys, Video
Paul Allen’s got a pile of money. After all, he did start Microsoft. But because he’s such a rich, serious tech guy, we always just assume that he only does very important things (like take a private helicopter and land onto a a business meeting about acquiring Yahoo! or something ) with his money. Or ...
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Posted by Jeff Wysaski under amazing toys of the 1990s, Arbitrary Rankings, featured, Koosh Ball, Lists, Magic the Gathering, Nickelodeon Gak, Pogs, Pokemon, Rollerblades, Spirograph, super nintendo, Super Soaker, Tamagotchi, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Toys
The 1990s were a great decade for toys. While kids these days are increasingly playing with high-tech electronics like iPods and iPhones, us kids of the 90s happily made do with devices that were much less technologically advanced.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Arbitrary Rankings, Barbie, featured, Lists, Objectifying women, Toys, Women
I’m a guy but I think Barbie’s pretty awesome. Blond hair, doesn’t need to eat, nice boobs, she seems like a great deal. But having been around penetrating girls’ sanity for like a century, Mattel has made some missteps with the doll. Here are the big (absurd) ones.
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Posted by Chris Spags under Adolf Hitler, Christmas, Frog plushie recites Hitler, Toys, Video, WTF
There are no feelings quite as good as getting someone the gift they wanted more than anything this Christmas. The bad news: You didn’t do that. The person in your life wanted the toy in this video, a singing frog plushie reprogrammed to recite one of Adolf Hitler’s speeches.
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Posted by Shawn Norris under Arbitrary Rankings, BB Guns, Big Wheel, featured, Humor, Lawn Darts, Lists, Most dangerous toys ever, Pogo Ball, Scooters, Sit and Spin, Skateboard, Sledding, Styrofoam airplanes, Toys, Trampolines, Video
I’m surprised I survived the 1980’s. I was small and fragile and looking back at the toys…I can’t believe that at some point someone didn’t need my dental records and an eyewitness account to identify me. I was young and naïve and bleeding a good portion of the time. Yeah, mostly bleeding.
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Posted by Shawn Norris under Arbitrary Rankings, Big Wheel, games, General Lee, kids activities, Laser Tag, Lists, Moon Bounce, Nintendo, Pop-a-Shot, Sno-Cone Machine, Speak and Spell, Toys
Look, I know it probably isn’t normal, but the same things that made me excited when I was younger still entertain me today. I guess that some activities and people in life just never get old.
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