Toys

Quote of the Day

Toys

Quote of the Day

Toys are evil if we've ever learned anything from the movie Child's Play or that time that "Hopping Tigger" laid near my face "hopping" repeatedly. So it should come as no shock that a toy parrot turned against its owner (or did exactly what it was programmed to do) by cursing

I Want: Ogre, a LEGO tank

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I Want: Ogre, a LEGO tank

If you have kids then you know they have some LEGOs, so how cool would it be to help them build something, a house, a fort, whatever, then out of nowhere spring this bad boy on them and blow the hell out of whatever they built?Ogre is a "Tank" built around a

I Want: Terminator: Salvation cyborg fist

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I Want: Terminator: Salvation cyborg fist

No idea what this thing is called but when I strap on this Terminator: Salvation arm/hand/cyborg fist thingy and step into my bosses office he’s going to know I mean business the next time I want a raise (and to wear pants to work).

For $75

Barbie's creator is a creep

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Barbie's creator is a creep

I have a thing for Barbie. She’s made out of plastic, she never says no, she may be the perfect woman. So it’s kind of disconcerting to see all the fed up things going on behind the creation of Barbie in a new book.

Quote of the Day

Toys

Quote of the Day

Some guy won the lottery after promising his son he'd buy him a toy shop if he ever won the lottery. Bad news, kid...your father's a liar. I look forward to this traumatizing you for years. A MAN who promised to buy his eldest son a toy shop if he won the Lottery had to backtrack when he

Quote of the Day

Toys

Quote of the Day

As a Quote of the Day, this is a little weak but I wanted to get this in because it's the most amazing thing ever in addition to something I am ABSOLUTELY going to do this holiday season...you can make your own Muppet at the FAO Schwartz in NYC! A Chris Muppet! Finally!!! On Friday,

The 7 most delightfully perverse toy commercials

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The 7 most delightfully perverse toy commercials

As a child, there’s so much that goes over your head. For example, look at these seven commercials that you might not think much of as a kid that now seem a little, shall we say, off.